# Hey Junior, go to hell. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 8, 2019, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187 "2019-11-08T21:46:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/41 "2019-11-10T13:31:43Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > This veteran sure as hell does not now support him. In fact, I have never supported him. And I get called anti-military for that. Oh yeah?! Well you were probably a member of the deep state Democrat resistance! \ ---
**Author:** ![Babale](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/babale/32/15666_2.png) [@Babale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babale)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2019, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/42 "2019-11-10T14:58:15Z")
I don’t see the big deal. How is this disrespectful to put troops? He’s just exercising his right to free speech. It’s not like he’s doing something that’s actually insulting to troops, like say, kneeling during the national anthem. /sarcasm ---
**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/43 "2019-11-11T03:04:59Z")
Daddy hasn’t proactively pardoned the kids yet. I sense parental issues. ---
**Author:** ![racepug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/44 "2019-11-11T05:47:48Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > **Every fucking day, that whole fucking bunch disgusts me MORE**. > > And before anyone asks my “cred” or background, I voluntarily enlisted in the same Army **they** avoided. 1973-1977, Spec 5, and MOS 33C/33S. I agree with your sentiment and I, too, served in the military. USS Cape Cod (AD-43), 1989 - 92; NRaD/NCCOSC (1992 - 3). ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/45 "2019-11-11T14:40:15Z")
Sweet! This guy is such a wuss that he wouldn’t even take questions _from supporters_. [Donald Trump Jr walks out of Triggered book launch after heckling – from supporters](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/nov/11/donald-trump-jr-walks-out-of-triggered-book-launch-after-heckling-from-supporters) (Links to The Guardian). > [@](#): > > The audience was angry that Trump Jr and his girlfriend, Kimberly Guilfoyle, would not take questions. The loud shouts of “USA! USA!” that greeted Trump when he first appeared on the stage of a university lecture hall to promote his book … quickly morphed into even louder, openly hostile chants of “Q and A! Q and A!” > [@](#): > > In minutes, the entire argument put forward by the president’s son – that he was willing to engage in dialogue but that it was the left that refused to tolerate free speech – crumbled. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/46 "2019-11-11T14:57:06Z")
I genuinely feel sorry for the youngest, Barron. Poor little shit, never even been fishing. I guess I mean _fishin’_, not renting a boat and some professional guides to bait your line for you, but sitting on a stinky, muddy riverside with a cane pole and some worms. Hell, stick a hook in his thumb, they would call an air ambulance. Never got shit from his Mom for ruining his new jeans, never scuffed his knees. Did he ever even ride a bike? Alone? Does he have any chance of becoming a man if no one lets him be a boy? Poor little shit. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/47 "2019-11-11T15:02:05Z")
Why is Don jr. dating Melania? ---
**Author:** ![racepug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@racepug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racepug)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/48 "2019-11-11T16:10:07Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > I genuinely feel sorry for the youngest, Barron. Poor little shit, never even been fishing. I guess I mean _fishin’_, not renting a boat and some professional guides to bait your line for you, but sitting on a stinky, muddy riverside with a cane pole and some worms. Hell, stick a hook in his thumb, they would call an air ambulance. Never got shit from his Mom for ruining his new jeans, never scuffed his knees. Did he ever even ride a bike? Alone? > > Does he have any chance of becoming a man if no one lets him be a boy? Poor little shit. He’s probably getting similar treatment to what Angry Lid’l’ Donny got when _he_ was a wee lad. Except that he probably **won’t get** the $1,000,000 (or whatever it was) “head start” that Angry Lid’l’ Donny’s pappy gave _him_. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/49 "2019-11-11T16:19:15Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Why is Don jr. dating Melania? > [@Bill S Preston](#): > > Just got a minor oedipal complex. Seriously, if he’d just written his “We’re the mostest persecuted people in the whole world” book and shut up about it I wouldn’t have cared but no, he had to take a massive dump on the soldiers buried at Arlington. I’m surprised they haven’t burst from their graves and come after him for that, but then again they’re better men by every relevant metric by a long way. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/50 "2019-11-11T16:25:05Z")
Speaking of Don-don’s new book, there’s also this: [MY DAD CAN’T BE RACIST BECAUSE HE LET ME HANG OUT WITH MICHAEL JACKSON](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/11/don-jr-dad-not-racist-michael-jackson). > [@](#): > > “Oh, and by the way, given all the things my father has been called, particularly a ‘racist,’ it sure sounds odd that he’d let his son vacation with a black man or hang out with Michael Jackson, doesn’t it?” writes Junior. “If he’s a racist, he’s sure not very good at it.” (He adds that Jackson lived in Trump Tower and would come over to play video games with him and Eric when they were young.)… (It doesn’t appear that Trump Jr. touches on the allegations of sexual abuse that have long persisted against Jackson, and that his estate has denied.) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/51 "2019-11-11T16:41:06Z")
Daddy let him hang out with a RICH black man suspected of pedophilia. I wonder how many POOR white people Daddy let him hang out with? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/52 "2019-11-11T16:45:41Z")
The skeevier interpretation is this: MJ came over to play with the Trump _children_ while nobody was at home. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/53 "2019-11-11T16:55:04Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Speaking of Don-don’s new book, there’s also this: > > [MY DAD CAN’T BE RACIST BECAUSE HE LET ME HANG OUT WITH MICHAEL JACKSON](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/11/don-jr-dad-not-racist-michael-jackson). How much of a reprehensible little cunt do you have to be if even a pedophile doesn’t want to diddle you. ---
**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/54 "2019-11-11T17:00:53Z")
I’ve tried to stay out of politics here and know it’s fun to make jokes, but you all understand that JR. is being groomed for 2024 right? They are already chanting it at the rallies. Trump is almost certainly going to win in '20 which will lead to Don Jr. in’24. The presidency, and this country, was over as of the '16 election, with the fact that he was even elected in the first place. There is no coming back from the fact that Donald Trump was elected president of the United States. There is no way to recover from this, you can’t go back like Biden wants. So yes, Don Jr. will be president, then Kanye and then what ever. I’m pushing 50 and single with no kids, so I don’t really care what happens, I’ll be good no matter. I’m thinking of moving to Indonesia. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/55 "2019-11-11T17:09:05Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > How much of a reprehensible little cunt do you have to be if even a pedophile doesn’t want to diddle you. Apparently Michael Jackson only had a thing for boys. Thank God Trump’s other three children are daughters (and there’s a sentence I never thought I’d used in my lifetime). ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/56 "2019-11-11T17:25:19Z")
Yes, but MJ came over to play with Don-Don and Eric. Not the girls. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/57 "2019-11-11T17:46:13Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Yes, but MJ came over to play with Don-Don and Eric. Not the girls. You can’t accuse Junior n’ Eric of not being thrifty. They got their underpants half off. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/58 "2019-11-11T17:50:37Z")
> [@split\_p\_j](#): > > I’ve tried to stay out of politics here and know it’s fun to make jokes, but you all understand that JR. is being groomed for 2024 right? They are already chanting it at the rallies. Trump is almost certainly going to win in '20 which will lead to Don Jr. in’24. The presidency, and this country, was over as of the '16 election, with the fact that he was even elected in the first place. There is no coming back from the fact that Donald Trump was elected president of the United States. There is no way to recover from this, you can’t go back like Biden wants. > > So yes, Don Jr. will be president, then Kanye and then what ever. > > I’m pushing 50 and single with no kids, so I don’t really care what happens, I’ll be good no matter. I’m thinking of moving to Indonesia. Just like Jeb, right? ---
**Author:** ![margin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@margin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/margin)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/59 "2019-11-11T17:57:33Z")
> [@asahi](#): > > And yet, for reasons I cannot even come close to comprehending, veterans still seem to be supporting him. There’s one scary asshole named Al Baldasaro who stood up for Trump at that May 2016 press conference he gave after it turned out though he’d bragged about donating “millions” to veterans’ charities----and none of them had received a dime. Baldasaro has spoken about how he’d like to put Hillary in front of a firing squad. He’s the sort of guy about whom my Dad’s First Sgt., would say, “Somebody go salute the Lieutenant and see what happens.” And then there’s the Purple Heart Trump treated like a gumball machine novelty, but I’m about at the boiling point as it is. That fucker spoke at the Veteran’s Day Parade and said je was thinking of going to Moscow’s …Mayday Parade. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/60 "2019-11-11T19:00:59Z")
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