# Hey Junior, go to hell. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 8, 2019, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187 "2019-11-08T21:46:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/61 "2019-11-11T19:58:17Z")
Have you ever heard Don Jr talk? He’s just incredibly stupid; I mean, the guy is REALLY dull-witted. It doesn’t surprise me his book is stupid, too, and that’s with someone taking his scribblings or random thoughts and making them follow basic rules of grammar. The only job he has ever held in his life that wasn’t essentially being his father’s son was the same job Trumpists love to make fun of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez for holding; he was briefly a bartender. He probably sucked at it. He has never independently demonstrated competence in any actual skill, which of course is what is to be expected from the pampered rich boy of whom nothing but obsequious toadying to his father was ever expected. The tone-deafness of his stupidity can hardly surprise anyone. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/62 "2019-11-11T19:59:18Z")
> [@margin](#): > > That fucker spoke at the Veteran’s Day Parade and said je was thinking of going to Moscow’s …Mayday Parade. The President? ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/63 "2019-11-11T20:06:26Z")
I assume Junior had to have someone else write his book for him. I wonder if they had to have someone read it to him too? ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/64 "2019-11-11T20:52:59Z")
> [@Shoeless](#): > > I assume Junior had to have someone else write his book for him. I wonder if they had to have someone read it to him too? He really just flipped through it to see the pictures. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/65 "2019-11-11T21:10:44Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Thank God Trump’s other three children are daughters (and there’s a sentence I never thought I’d used in my lifetime). Do you know something we don’t? ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/66 "2019-11-11T21:31:49Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > Have you ever heard Don Jr talk? He’s just incredibly stupid; I mean, the guy is REALLY dull-witted. And he’s supposedly the smarter one. ---
**Author:** ![split\_p\_j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@split\_p\_j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/split_p_j)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/67 "2019-11-11T21:43:31Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > Just like Jeb, right? Three in a row, likely not. Don Jr. would be the second Trump, just as W. was the second Bush. Notice I said after that it would be Kanye or what ever. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/68 "2019-11-11T22:28:17Z")
> [@split\_p\_j](#): > > Three in a row, likely not. Don Jr. would be the second Trump, just as W. was the second Bush. Notice I said after that it would be Kanye or what ever. I think the likelihood of Jr. being elected to _anything_ is remote. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/69 "2019-11-11T22:30:06Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > I think the likelihood of Jr. being elected to _anything_ is remote. I would have said the same thing about his father 4 years ago. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/70 "2019-11-11T22:35:49Z")
Yeah, how about it. Never underestimate the utter deranged stupidity of Republican voters. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/71 "2019-11-11T23:23:06Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > I would have said the same thing about his father 4 years ago. Nah, Sr. Stupid had enormous name recognition, and supposed world-class management and negotiation skills. Mini-me has nothing. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/72 "2019-11-11T23:40:47Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > Nah, Sr. Stupid had enormous name recognition, and supposed world-class management and negotiation skills. Mini-me has nothing. How does Ivanka compare to Donald Junior? ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2019, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/73 "2019-11-11T23:45:04Z")
> [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](#): > > How does Ivanka compare to Donald Junior? She’s about 1000x better looking. ---
**Author:** ![Tinker\_Grey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tinker_grey/32/8136_2.png) [@Tinker\_Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinker_Grey)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/74 "2019-11-12T00:24:44Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > Yeah, how about it. Never underestimate the utter deranged stupidity of Republican voters. And the ability of the DNC to lose a sure thing. ---
**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/75 "2019-11-12T00:27:23Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > She’s about 1000x better looking. And Daddy loves her. ---
**Author:** ![lum\_s\_husband](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lum_s_husband/32/3698_2.png) [@lum\_s\_husband](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lum_s_husband)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/76 "2019-11-12T00:36:03Z")
Like, _really_ loves her. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/77 "2019-11-12T00:45:33Z")
> [@SteveG1](#): > > Every fucking day, that whole fucking bunch disgusts me MORE. > > And before anyone asks my “cred” or background, I voluntarily enlisted in the same Army **they** avoided. 1973-1977, Spec 5, and MOS 33C/33S. Maybe we crossed paths. I was in for 1974-1977, my MOS was 98G2LKP. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/78 "2019-11-12T01:02:27Z")
If **Steve** was ever around Berlin in '73, he may well have crossed paths with one of my brothers. Enlisted in '69 and spent his tour patrolling the Wall. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/79 "2019-11-12T01:14:54Z")
I wa a Korean linguist, spent the Bicentennial year in Korea. I was there when those two American officers up on the DMZ were hacked to death by North Korean soldiers. We were that close to another war. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2019, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187/80 "2019-11-12T02:16:13Z")
> [@RickJay](#): > > Have you ever heard Don Jr talk? He’s just incredibly stupid; I mean, the guy is REALLY dull-witted. … > [@DoctorJ](#): > > And he’s supposedly the smarter one. In the scale of things this may be minor, but: I’m repeatedly annoyed at SNL for their recurring “Don Jr. and Eric” skits, because they consistently portray Don Jr. as being kind, caring, and smart. And from what I can tell, he’s none of those things. But it’s a popular bit on the show, so I suppose they’ll go on enhancing the real Don Jr.'s reputation, undeservedly. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-junior-go-to-hell/843187.md?page=5)