# Hey kids! It's your old pal Stinky Whizzleteats! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 13, 2006, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887 "2006-01-13T22:08:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/1 "2006-01-13T22:08:47Z")
And this is a song about a whale! NO! This is a song about being happy! _dances_ \*waits for the people who don’t get the joke to post " 😕 " ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/2 "2006-01-13T22:10:18Z")
I’ll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! ---
**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/3 "2006-01-13T22:11:20Z")
If’n you ain’t the granddaddy of all liars! ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/4 "2006-01-13T22:11:45Z")
A fly marrying a bumble-bee? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/5 "2006-01-13T22:41:58Z")
I told you I’d shoot! But you didn’t believe me! WHY didn’t you believe me??? ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/6 "2006-01-13T22:42:16Z")
I told you I’d shoot, but you didn’t believe me! _ **WHY DIDN’T YOU BELIEVE ME!!!** _ Incidentially, Stinky Whizzleteats is supposed to be Burl Ives (and that line actually comes from a Burl Ives film). They wanted Burl to do the voice, but they couldn’t reach him. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/7 "2006-01-13T22:43:21Z")
Beat by one minute. Touche, **Eutychus**. Touche. ---
**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/8 "2006-01-13T22:47:42Z")
Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/9 "2006-01-13T22:49:23Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > Beat by one minute. Touche, **Eutychus**. Touche. You probably would have beat me if you hadn’t added that bit about Burl Ives. ---
**Author:** ![mojave66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@mojave66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mojave66)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/10 "2006-01-13T22:54:01Z")
The little critters of nature… they don’t know that they’re ugly! ---
**Author:** ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/11 "2006-01-13T23:29:36Z")
> [@mojave66](#): > > The little critters of nature… they don’t know that they’re ugly! That’s very funny. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/12 "2006-01-13T23:30:54Z")
I don’t think you’re happy enough! ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2006, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/13 "2006-01-13T23:33:56Z")
OHHHH, my belov-ed ice cream bar! How I looove to lick your creamy… center. And your oh-so-nutty… chocolate… covering. Nyahhhhrggg! Nyahhhhrgggg! ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/14 "2006-01-14T00:00:07Z")
Oh, the Lord loves a hangin’ That’s why He gave us necks It tightens up our vocal cords And loosens up our pecs ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/15 "2006-01-14T03:27:48Z")
> [@Electronic Chaos](#): > > And this is a song about a whale! > > NO! This is a song about being happy! > > _dances_ > \*waits for the people who don’t get the joke to post " 😕 " (I thought the character’s name was Stinky Whizzle_cheeks_.) ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/16 "2006-01-14T04:33:41Z")
So if you are a horse thief, And guilty to the bone, Go ahead 'n blame a friend And you won’t hang alone! ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/17 "2006-01-14T04:37:19Z")
I just want to say my friend Mike had a pet ferret (female) that he named Stinky Wizzleteats. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/18 "2006-01-14T04:58:58Z")
What rolls downstairs Rolls over in pairs Rolls over your neighbor’s dog? What’s great for a snack It fits on your back It’s Log Log Log! It’s Log Log It’s big it’s heavy it’s wood It’s Log Log It’s better than bad It’s good! Everyone wants a Log Everyone needs a Log C’mon and get your Log Log! From Blamo! ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/19 "2006-01-14T05:00:05Z")
I’m still going to wear unwashed lederhosen every single day for the rest of my life. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/20 "2006-01-14T05:00:45Z")
> [@Jpeg Jones](#): > > OHHHH, my belov-ed ice cream bar! How I looove to lick your creamy… center. > > And your oh-so-nutty… chocolate… covering. You’re not like the rest. You like the same things I do. Soap scum…boiled football leather. It is not I who am crazy- it is I who am **MAD**! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887.md?page=2)