# Hey kids! It's your old pal Stinky Whizzleteats! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 13, 2006, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887 "2006-01-13T22:08:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![NicePete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ee7513/32.png) [@NicePete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NicePete)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/21 "2006-01-14T05:35:04Z")
**YOU SICK LITTLE MONKEY!** ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/22 "2006-01-14T05:58:55Z")
Blazin’ entrails! Blazin’ entrails! Entrails are the only trials I know! ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/23 "2006-01-14T06:16:51Z")
_ **Ren** _: "You darn tootin’ I’m angry. I’ve never been so angry in my entire life! Hey! Wait a minute! I feel GREAT! I love being angry! Thank you, Stimpy! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/24 "2006-01-14T06:19:34Z")
But first…BUT FIRST… I gotta take a whiz!!! ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/25 "2006-01-14T06:24:49Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > But first…BUT FIRST… > > I gotta take a whiz!!! _ **Satan:** _ Ah so you did whiz on the electric fence too eh?!? ---
**Author:** ![mojave66](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@mojave66](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mojave66)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/26 "2006-01-14T07:25:16Z")
Our country reeks of trees… ---
**Author:** ![HPL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3da27b/32.png) [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/27 "2006-01-14T07:28:59Z")
Our bones will bleach in the sun! ---
**Author:** ![Gerome](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85e7bf/32.png) [@Gerome](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gerome)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/28 "2006-01-14T11:26:31Z")
Our yaks are reaaaallly big and they smell like rotting…beef carcasses ---
**Author:** ![Exploding\_Kitchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Exploding\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exploding_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/29 "2006-01-14T11:32:23Z")
Deck the walls with dirty diapers… Tis the season yaks get shaven… ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/30 "2006-01-14T11:35:20Z")
A severed head! And it’s a jim-dandy! ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/31 "2006-01-14T12:47:21Z")
(I can’t believe no one’s put this in yet) **POWDERED! TOOOOOAST! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/32 "2006-01-14T16:27:53Z")
Psssst… Hey Guido. It’s all so clear to me now. I’m the keeper of the cheese, and you’re the lemon merchant, get it? And he knows it! That’s why he’s gonna kill us! We gotta get outta here! Yea! Before he lets loose the marmosets on us! Don’t worry, little missy, I’ll save you! ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/33 "2006-01-14T17:48:13Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > You’re not like the rest. You like the same things I do. Soap scum…boiled football leather. It is not I who am crazy- it is I who am **MAD**! Don’t forget “DOGBREATH!!” ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/34 "2006-01-14T17:52:58Z")
> [@Jpeg Jones](#): > > OHHHH, my belov-ed ice cream bar! How I looove to lick your creamy… center. > > And your oh-so-nutty… chocolate… covering. > > Nyahhhhrggg! Nyahhhhrgggg! I have had this ice cream bar since I was a child. **People** are always trying to take it from me… **WHY WON’T THEY LEAVE MEALONE!?!** ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/35 "2006-01-14T17:56:55Z")
MEALONE ?? Sounds like an herbal supplement. “Lose friends and neighbors while you diddle with your fiddle, thanks to the miracle growth you acheive with MEALONE!” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/36 "2006-01-14T18:01:18Z")
_ **NO, YOU FOOL, DON’T PUSH IT!** _ That’s the History Eraser Button. What does it do? Maaaybe something bad. Maaaybe something good. I guess we’ll never know. Because _you’re_ going to guard it. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/37 "2006-01-14T18:11:49Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > _ **NO, YOU FOOL, DON’T PUSH IT!** _ That’s the History Eraser Button. What does it do? Maaaybe something bad. Maaaybe something good. I guess we’ll never know. Because _you’re_ going to guard it. The shiny candy-like button. Can he hold out? will he hold out? ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/38 "2006-01-14T20:14:51Z")
Shuch a nishe worm. Yessh. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/39 "2006-01-14T20:19:25Z")
and…um…nobody said anything about nose goblins yet? what’s taking so fucking long?!?!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/40 "2006-01-14T20:26:30Z")
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