# Hey kids! It's your old pal Stinky Whizzleteats! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 13, 2006, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887 "2006-01-13T22:08:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/41 "2006-01-14T21:05:32Z")
Eet’s too nice a day to be stupeed eendoors! ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/42 "2006-01-14T21:20:35Z")
D’ya have any rubber walrus protectors? ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/43 "2006-01-14T21:26:47Z")
_ **Walrus** _: [sub]call the poliiiiice!!![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/44 "2006-01-14T22:36:32Z")
> [@«Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™](#): > > The shiny candy-like button. > Can he hold out? > will he hold out? The BIG RED shiny candy-like button? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2006, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/45 "2006-01-14T22:44:40Z")
We’s iggnerant! What’s “iggnerant”? I dunno - but we’s it! Yee-haw! ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/46 "2006-01-15T01:04:39Z")
That’s not my horse, that’s my wife! Aw, shucks, you can have her. Just remember to brush and feed her twice a day. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/47 "2006-01-15T01:06:55Z")
“It’s Muddy, Mud-Skipper, it’s Muddy…MudSkipper SHOooooooow!” ---
**Author:** ![Emily\_Litella](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emily_litella/32/3370_2.png) [@Emily\_Litella](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emily_Litella)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/48 "2006-01-15T01:20:11Z")
Ask Doctor Stupid! That’s the Queen Bean. And all the other beans are the worker beans. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/49 "2006-01-15T01:20:27Z")
Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you guys were _ **CIRCUS MIDGETS!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazon\_Floozy\_Goddess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazon_Floozy_Goddess)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/50 "2006-01-15T07:59:32Z")
Save my baby! Save my walrus! Save _meeeeeeeee!_ ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/51 "2006-01-15T09:30:43Z")
_Quick_, man! Cling tenaciously to my buttocks! … _Both_ of them? ---
**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2006, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/52 "2006-01-15T19:48:45Z")
No sir. I don’t like it. ---
**Author:** ![Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e36b37/32.png) [@Not\_A\_Tame\_Lion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Not_A_Tame_Lion)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/53 "2006-01-16T22:23:35Z")
"They’re fools! They think he’s a God. But…he’s as mortal as we… "How easily I could end the farce… “With these hands…these DIRTY HANDS!..” * * * "I’m a pickin’ "I’m a swingin’ "I’m ignorant! “And I’m ugly!” * * * Memories! ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/54 "2006-01-16T22:40:25Z")
“What do you want to eat, Kowalski?” “MEAT!” “What do you want to drink?” “MEAT!!” ---
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/55 "2006-01-16T23:16:00Z")
Squeak! Squeak! I am a ferocious mouse! ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-its-your-old-pal-stinky-whizzleteats/339887/56 "2006-01-16T23:16:57Z")
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