# Hey kids! Lets put on a show! DOPE AID 2001 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 14, 2001, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223 "2001-11-14T00:49:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/21 "2001-11-14T23:36:39Z")
[MickeyRooney] Me and the boys can build a stage!! [/MickeyRooney] ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/22 "2001-11-15T02:19:43Z")
Cheerfully enough, your Master of Ceremonies can also juggle. No foolin’. And a little guitar and some stand up comedy… Where’s the spotlight! I want to check my blocking! ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/23 "2001-11-15T02:35:54Z")
\*\*Strippers!!! We need strippers!!!\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/24 "2001-11-15T02:41:23Z")
I can wrestle some women and win underhandedly to retain my World Intergender Wrestling Championship while offering to marry any woman who can beat me. Or, failing that, I can read The Great Gatsby aloud. ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/25 "2001-11-15T12:56:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > \*\*\*\*Strippers!!! > > We need strippers!!!\*\* \*\* I found some [strippers](http://www.askbuild.com/cgi-bin/column?173) for you, Sweetie! ----:p/ x o x o x ----///\\ ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/26 "2001-11-15T13:07:23Z")
I can…no, wait, last time I did that I threw out my back. Oh wait! I know! I’ll…no, can’t do that either. Last time I tried that, it ended up being outlawed in 17 states. Um, I know I’ve got a talent here somewhere. I’ll get back to you. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/27 "2001-11-15T13:17:04Z")
I almost forgot. I can do cartwheels. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/28 "2001-11-15T13:17:58Z")
I can play the recorder, sing pirate transvestite songs, and juggle. Not all at the same time, of course. That would be weird. ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/29 "2001-11-15T14:45:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by HerMajestyLorna \* > \*\*I can make myself look realisticly pregnant (I’m not). I can put my fist in my mouth. I can put both my legs behind my head. > > Do I get in? \*\* It’s been done. Saw it on a porn site once. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/30 "2001-11-15T14:48:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > **Spider Woman** plays a mean oboe… Well, I play a slightly annoyed saxophone, a fairly vexed tin whistle, and a just plain pissed-off piano. Plus I’ll design the programs and get them printed. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/31 "2001-11-15T14:50:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \* > I can … sing pirate transvestite songs … There’s MORE than one? There’s ONE? ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/32 "2001-11-15T17:38:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > \*\* > > …and some stand up comedy… > > \*\* Hey, :wally That’s _MY_ turf, bub. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/33 "2001-11-15T20:06:19Z")
oho ohhhhh, I juggle with the best of 'em. Five balls, 7 if I’m outside and can throw high enough. I can also walk on my hands (feet in the air style) I also can turn my tounge upsidedown[sub] maybe this will finally get superdude to flirt with me [/sub], but that’s typically reserved for the SO… ah, heck, anything for the SDMB Do I get to wear my Mime costume?? (yeah, i admit it. I used to be one of those…please forgive me… i was in college… money was tight…) sic ---
**Author:** ![Sunglasses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5fc32e/32.png) [@Sunglasses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunglasses)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/34 "2001-11-15T20:22:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > \*\*\*\*Strippers!!! > > We need strippers!!!\*\* \*\* Okay, I can tap dance. Would a tap dancing stripper be TOO tacky? ---
**Author:** ![Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nefarious_chipmunk/32/1045_2.png) [@Nefarious\_Chipmunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nefarious_Chipmunk)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/35 "2001-11-15T20:32:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tygr \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by imthjckaz \* > > **Spider Woman** plays a mean oboe… > > Well, I play a slightly annoyed saxophone, a fairly vexed tin whistle, and a just plain pissed-off piano. > > Plus I’ll design the programs and get them printed. \*\* Well, I play an extremely dissappointing trumpet. Maybe we could all get together and form the SD jazz band. Can you paly the sax and the piano at the same time 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/36 "2001-11-15T20:42:47Z")
I’ll do some wicked Irish dancing for you all. Colin Dunne, eat your heart out. ---
**Author:** ![Fionn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Fionn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fionn)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/37 "2001-11-15T20:44:42Z")
Hey, where will this be held? Does someone have a hall for rent? Could **Scylla** loan us a barn? Alas, I have no talents to contribute, unless someone wants to set up an MST3K-style movie room. I’m fairly good at mocking crappy movies. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/38 "2001-11-15T20:45:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Smashed Ice Cream \* > \*\* > > I also can turn my tounge upsidedown[sub] maybe this will finally get superdude to flirt with me [/sub]…\\*\* Hey, **Smashed Ice Cream** , how _you_ doing? Didn’t know you wanted me to flirt with you. 😉 Come here often? What’s your sign? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spiratu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@Spiratu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiratu)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/39 "2001-11-15T21:01:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by HerMajestyLorna \* > **I can make myself look realisticly pregnant (I’m not).** Like that’s really a big deal. One of my male friends can do that 😛 I used to be excellent at crab-walking, although ACL surgery and two years of college may have hurt that ability a little. Looks like it’s time to start training… ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2001, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223/40 "2001-11-15T23:32:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ethilrist \* > \*\*I can play the recorder, sing pirate transvestite songs, and juggle. Not all at the same time, of course. That would be weird. \*\* Weird? Oh gawd no, man, that would be stupendous! I’ve seen it done. Okay, so it was a cartoon, but it can be done. [sub]And I don’t think it was pirate transvestite songs, but you get the idea[/sub] Let’s see, so far we have: **Jonathan Chance** - MC and juggler **iampunha** - cartwheels and his horizontal hand stand **blur** - ear wiggler **spiratu** - wounded crab walker **HerMajestyLorna** - contortionist Orators- **Rysdad** and **Cajun Man** **Ace309** - intergender wrestling **chique** - cow milking, with help from **lno** **Superdude** - professional comedy **Smashed Ice Cream** - juggling, hand walker and tongue contortionist **Abe Babe** - porn surfer **heraldgwena** and **shera** - mind readers **ShibbOleth** - stage manager The Dancers- **Zyada, saffostarr, ZeGirl, FireUnderpantsBoobs** The BAND- **Spider Woman, greenlady, racinchikki, Gaspode, Ethilrist, Tygr, heraldgwena** **True Pisces** - soloist **Ballybay** - inhouse heckler **Amazing Tiki God, techchick68** - technical support **persephone** - oral support If anybody feels they can do more, please tell. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-kids-lets-put-on-a-show-dope-aid-2001/93223.md?page=3)