# Hey Leo Bloom - What Was This? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 20, 2018, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814 "2018-04-20T19:51:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/1 "2018-04-20T19:51:15Z")
With my apologies to everyone, I just have to know: [what the hell is this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=853397)? > [@](#): > > I put hollandaise on my dog and then came on him Parody? Drunken Rambling? Forgot to lock your PC? Please tell me you don’t owe your dog a bath and his favorite treats. ---
**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/2 "2018-04-20T19:54:29Z")
“I put hollandaise on my dog and then came on him,” Leo ejaculated. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/3 "2018-04-20T19:56:14Z")
> [@Slash1972](#): > > “I put hollandaise on my dog and then came on him,” Leo ejaculated. Or: …Leo said saucily. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/4 "2018-04-20T20:01:08Z")
This might make a good MadLib: **I put [a sauce] on my [animal] and then [verb, past tense] on him.** ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/5 "2018-04-20T20:07:02Z")
Nope. It’s still WTF. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/6 "2018-04-20T20:17:33Z")
I don’t understand it. I mean, it’s supposed to be béchamel with dogs and jizz. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/7 "2018-04-20T20:19:10Z")
He posted it, and then immediately added his “witty title” to Sequential Threads not once, not twice, but three times. Definitely WTF. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/8 "2018-04-20T20:45:18Z")
His wife-enforced Kosher-keeping for Passover must have made him snap. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/9 "2018-04-20T21:04:40Z")
It’s LeoBloom. C’mon. Dude’s a nutcase. ETA: maybe Kanicbird can decipher him. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/10 "2018-04-20T21:13:27Z")
I cumming your dog! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Crap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.crap/32/3131_2.png) [@Dr.Crap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Crap)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/11 "2018-04-20T21:25:35Z")
Haven’t you ever loved a sauce to the point of sexual attraction? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/12 "2018-04-20T21:34:51Z")
The dog must be something other than a furry fourlegged pet. Dog has lots of definitions. But, still, eww! ETA tmi, much? ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/13 "2018-04-20T21:38:22Z")
Why hasn’t he been suspended? ---
**Author:** ![MandaJo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@MandaJo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MandaJo)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/14 "2018-04-20T21:43:18Z")
You know, if he claimed that was a well-known scene in the novel whence he drew his user name, does anyone feel like they are enough of a Joyce expert to state confidently “That didn’t happen in _Ulysses_. I’m positive”? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/15 "2018-04-20T21:44:32Z")
You mean that it wasn’t [this](https://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/asia/south-korean-kills-neighbour-s-dog-invites-him-to-share-meat-10128024) kind of dog? (Who knew that Cartman was Korean?) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/16 "2018-04-20T21:45:02Z")
It certainly didn’t happen in _The Producers_… ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/17 "2018-04-20T21:45:42Z")
Muller should hire **ITD** for the team. She’d clean Washington’s swamp in minutes. ---
**Author:** ![MickNickMaggies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/59ef9b/32.png) [@MickNickMaggies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MickNickMaggies)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/18 "2018-04-20T22:05:45Z")
> [@MandaJo](#): > > You know, if he claimed that was a well-known scene in the novel whence he drew his user name, does anyone feel like they are enough of a Joyce expert to state confidently “That didn’t happen in _Ulysses_. I’m positive”? Positive. There are dogs in it, yes- including the Circe episode. And a Hollandais (sic) misunderstanding. But no Hollandaise on a dog. And no wanking on a dog. Or Hollandaise on male members. ---
**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/19 "2018-04-20T22:08:00Z")
If he is indeed married, I feel like Leo is only allowed to visit on the weekend. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/20 "2018-04-20T22:16:41Z")
**Leo Bloom** is not known for being particularly cogent – or even necessarily comprehensible – at the best of times. Harmless, perhaps, but I rarely know what he is on about. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814.md?page=2)