# Hey Leo Bloom - What Was This? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 20, 2018, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814 "2018-04-20T19:51:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/21 "2018-04-20T22:18:36Z")
It’s 420 day. Leo made it to 402 and got lost. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/22 "2018-04-20T22:42:13Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > **Leo Bloom** is not known for being particularly cogent – or even necessarily comprehensible – at the best of times. **Harmless, perhaps** , but I rarely know what he is on about. (emphasis added) Harmless? I expect more empathy for your fellow canids. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/23 "2018-04-20T22:53:34Z")
I guess we can finally let Hal Briston off the hook. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/24 "2018-04-20T23:12:30Z")
Is this the same dog he left behind at the grocery store? ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/25 "2018-04-20T23:25:22Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Is this the same dog he left behind at the grocery store? Probably his [hot dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=826616). ---
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/26 "2018-04-20T23:31:10Z")
> [@wolfpup](#): > > **Leo Bloom** is not known for being particularly cogent – or even necessarily comprehensible – at the best of times. Harmless, perhaps, but I rarely know what he is on about. “Pardon me, stewardess, But I speak Meme.” ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/27 "2018-04-20T23:33:34Z")
> [@MickNickMaggies](#): > > …But no Hollandaise on a dog. And no wanking on a dog. Or Hollandaise on male members. You can’t hide your Lyonnaise. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2018, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/28 "2018-04-20T23:54:39Z")
Don’t get saucy with me, Bernaise! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/29 "2018-04-21T00:05:15Z")
Does he know this thread exists? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/30 "2018-04-21T00:16:16Z")
There’s no spray like cum for the hollandaise. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/31 "2018-04-21T00:20:57Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > Does he know this thread exists? No idea. I will send him a PM. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/32 "2018-04-21T00:22:40Z")
I just threw up in my mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/33 "2018-04-21T00:49:59Z")
> [@Larry\_Borgia](#): > > Does he know this thread exists? I’m sure he relishes the attention. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/34 "2018-04-21T00:53:55Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I just threw up in my mouth. Is there a dog nearby you can spit it on? ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/35 "2018-04-21T01:04:50Z")
When I lived in Amsterdam, I always used condiments. In my Holland days… ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/36 "2018-04-21T01:39:20Z")
Someone gifted me a jar of [this](https://i.imgur.com/145I5Kx.jpg), but I’m not sure if I should eat it. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/37 "2018-04-21T16:56:27Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > No idea. I will send him a PM. 2 minutes later… > [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > I just threw up in my mouth. Why? Did he reply? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/38 "2018-04-21T17:42:51Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > > [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > > > No idea. I will send him a PM. > > 2 minutes later… > Why? Did he reply? > > > [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > > > I just threw up in my mouth. I just saw this and didn’t quote it in my reply. > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > There’s no spray like cum for the hollandaise. > mmm ---
**Author:** ![choie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/choie/32/7829_2.png) [@choie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/choie)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/39 "2018-04-21T17:50:44Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > There’s no spray like cum for the hollandaise. This deserves a round of applause. Bravo! (Although your usual signature of “mmm” is rather unfortunate in these circumstances…) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/40 "2018-04-21T17:57:18Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > No idea. I will send him a PM. That should help him catch up with what’s going on here. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814.md?page=3)