# Hey Leo Bloom - What Was This?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 20, 2018, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814 "2018-04-20T19:51:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/41 "2018-04-21T18:20:04Z")

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Or is that “ketchup”?

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**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/42 "2018-04-21T22:20:52Z")

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I used to own a junk removal service, and people would just hand me their junk, not spray things out of it. I miss those good old haulin’ days.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/43 "2018-04-21T23:01:40Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> You can’t hide your Lyonnaise.

You are a bad person and you should feel bad.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/44 "2018-04-21T23:08:40Z")

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> [@DooWahDiddy](#):
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> I used to own a junk removal service, and people would just hand me their junk

And when you’re famous, they just let you.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/45 "2018-04-21T23:47:23Z")

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> [@DooWahDiddy](#):
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> I used to own a junk removal service, and people would just hand me their junk, not spray things out of it. I miss those good old haulin’ days.

But I hope you noticed the pun at the end of this.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2018, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/46 "2018-04-21T23:54:41Z")

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:dubious: You’re just encouraging him.

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**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/47 "2018-04-22T00:26:55Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> But I hope you noticed the pun at the end of this.

Spoiler alert: I’ve never owned a junk removal service. 😉

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/48 "2018-04-22T20:13:48Z")

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Isn’t the dog supposed to cum when the master calls?

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2018, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/49 "2018-04-22T22:50:00Z")

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This thread is making me Let’s put Hollandaise sauce on the dog and then come on him!

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/50 "2018-04-23T09:53:02Z")

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> [@DooWahDiddy](#):
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> Spoiler alert: I’ve never owned a junk removal service. 😉

Lorene Bobbitt did.

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**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/51 "2018-04-23T13:47:44Z")

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You know, sometimes I see a thread like Leo’s and think “That, but for the grace of God, post I.”  
That said, this thread in response has some real gems. 🙂  
(And I do wish the best for Mr. Bloom)

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**Author:** ![Crazy\_Canuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazy_canuck/32/5282_2.png) [@Crazy\_Canuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazy_Canuck)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2018, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/52 "2018-04-23T16:57:43Z")

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> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#):
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> There’s no spray like cum for the hollandaise.

You owe me a new keyboard, cause I just spit coffee all over mine. Well played.

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**Author:** ![Whiskey\_Dickens](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9fc348/32.png) [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2018, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/53 "2018-04-26T20:29:25Z")

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That is a way better catch phrase than Snowboarder Bo’s.

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**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2018, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-leo-bloom-what-was-this/812814/54 "2018-04-27T12:55:40Z")

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> [@Whiskey\_Dickens](#):
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> That is a way better catch phrase than Snowboarder Bo’s.

Yeah. You can drop your goo/dog/hollandaise into the quarry, but throwing your goo down there requires sliming your hand and kinda “slinging” it into the quarry. Probably not a lot of airtime on that “toss” either.

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