# Hey, look at the user titles! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 17, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334 "2010-02-17T15:16:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/21 "2010-02-17T18:58:59Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > That guy whose title says BAND keeps screwing with my mind! I’m just annoyed I didn’t think of it first. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/22 "2010-02-17T20:02:35Z")
> [@Mollie\_Magill](#): > > I’m just annoyed I didn’t think of it first. Didn’t think of what first? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/23 "2010-02-17T20:12:36Z")
> [@Serenata67](#): > > I love > \*\* > Sidney Evgeni Jordan\*\* > Silver Tounged Evil Connector > > (says Mrs. Restaurant-KillingStation) Hey, thanks! 😃 Wonder Twin powers, activate! Or something like that… ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/24 "2010-02-17T20:23:42Z")
> [@Surly\_Chick](#): > > You should have kept going. 😛 Welp, I walked right into that one. :smack: FTR, the runner up was > [@](#): > > I burning your > Moderator ---
**Author:** ![Pray\_for\_peace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pray\_for\_peace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pray_for_peace)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/25 "2010-02-17T20:28:24Z")
I think you should keep it as is. ---
**Author:** ![Lestrade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/94ad74/32.png) [@Lestrade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lestrade)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/26 "2010-02-17T20:30:59Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > I burning your > Moderator See, that’s gold right there. By they by, does yours end with a newline? It looks like your “Moderator” is lower than everyone else. Could be a new trend, you know, wear your title down low. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/27 "2010-02-17T20:33:22Z")
We experimented with putting in an extra space for clarity, and so the titles didn’t look so redundant. So for now, some of us have the space and some of us don’t. I think we’re all in agreement that it looks like crap, so the space will probably be deleted this evening. Did I mention the space was my dumb idea? ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/28 "2010-02-17T20:42:18Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > That guy whose title says BAND keeps screwing with my mind! 🙂 Me too. I was wondering why he was “band” and wondering why the mods can’t spell for about two minutes 'till I got that it was just a pun. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/29 "2010-02-17T20:46:53Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > 🙂 > > Me too. I was wondering why he was “band” and wondering why the mods can’t spell for about two minutes 'till I got that it was just a pun. :smack: :smack: I just got it. I’m a little slow today… ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/30 "2010-02-17T20:47:04Z")
I will destroy you! ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/31 "2010-02-17T21:33:57Z")
I like mine, but I don’t think it’s original. ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/32 "2010-02-17T22:10:57Z")
Yay. I can now memorialize the self-aggrandizing title I used when I was a freshman in college. . . . . .somehow, this makes me squee with glee. Ah, well. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/33 "2010-02-17T23:15:43Z")
> [@Ellen\_Cherry](#): > > Me too. And I love thinking them up. I need to change my title to “Will Write Titles for Food.” 😛 You’re on! I’ll send you some Swiss chocolate if you think of a good one for me. Right now I’m thinking of “Petit Suisse” (a cheese variety) but if you think me up a better one, well then, Lindt chocolate balls will be delivered to your door! Exta merit points if the title contains a reference to Switzerland. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2010, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/34 "2010-02-17T23:19:27Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > But now we all want to know . . . who is the _Left_ Hand of the Master. I think it’s settled: **Ed Zotti** went with “Righteous Fist.” ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/35 "2010-02-18T00:49:50Z")
Would anyone believe that I paid to be called “Charter Member”? How about that I am cheap 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/36 "2010-02-18T01:10:13Z")
I’m too busy erasing and re-writing everybody’s posts to bother with a custom title. All the titles you see above? I wrote them. All of them. ---
**Author:** ![Jragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jragon)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/37 "2010-02-18T01:11:41Z")
> [@xash](#): > > I’m too busy erasing and re-writing everybody’s posts to bother with a custom title. > > All the titles you see above? I wrote them. All of them. Minitru Xash doubleplusgood! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Crap](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.crap/32/3131_2.png) [@Dr.Crap](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Crap)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/38 "2010-02-18T01:39:50Z")
I’ll regret this in three hours. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/39 "2010-02-18T01:43:40Z")
> [@Arnold\_Winkelried](#): > > You’re on! I’ll send you some Swiss chocolate if you think of a good one for me. > Right now I’m thinking of “Petit Suisse” (a cheese variety) but if you think me up a better one, well then, Lindt chocolate balls will be delivered to your door! Exta merit points if the title contains a reference to Switzerland. Game ON! Check your Private Messages. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2010, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334/40 "2010-02-18T02:06:28Z")
Note to my brain. “Titles” not titties. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-look-at-the-user-titles/529334.md?page=3)