# Hey, manhattan! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199 "2001-04-24T22:30:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/1 "2001-04-24T22:30:54Z")
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday, **manhattan** Happy Birthday to you! Would you like to give the birthday spankings or recieve? Either way, the line forms behind me! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/2 "2001-04-24T22:50:28Z")
I have to get in on this one! Happy B-Day, manny! And I’ll do spankings whichever way you want them, also. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/3 "2001-04-24T22:54:41Z")
Happy birthday to my favorite mod! [[Note to all other mods: I’m just kidding; you know I like you best.]] I hope the next year beings you health, happiness, and just enough surprises to make life interesting. And if its all the same to you, I’ll just give and receive cake. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mercutio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/51bf81/32.png) [@Mercutio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mercutio)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2001, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/4 "2001-04-24T23:08:08Z")
Best birthday wishes to **Manny the Uncanny** on this, his 97th birthday. Happy birthday, grandfather hattan. ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/5 "2001-04-25T00:14:06Z")
ooo! Let me get in here :: wrestling with Arden :: LET…ME :: pushing her aside :: OW! LET…Me just say… :: Arden trips her :: HAPPY :: arden clamps a hand over her mouth, jarbaby bites down :: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MANHATTAN I LOVE YOU I WANT TO BE YOUR SLAVE :: Arden pushes her out of the party and locks the door, wipes her hands clean :: 😃 jarbaby ---
**Author:** ![jazzmine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jazzmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jazzmine)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/6 "2001-04-25T00:27:33Z")
Happy happy birthday! May you have a hundred more. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![callie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/2acd7d/32.png) [@callie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/callie)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/7 "2001-04-25T00:33:34Z")
Happy birthday **MANHATTAN**! Wishing you a happy and - um - healthy birthday. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/8 "2001-04-25T00:36:03Z")
Manny’s another year older? Wow. He doesn’t look a day under 54, does he? ::raising can of Grolsch:: To your health, pal. Manny more happy and succesful years. And remember: _pecunia non olet_. How’s the Guzzi Savings Plan coming along? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![MrVisible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/46a35a/32.png) [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/9 "2001-04-25T00:43:01Z")
Happy birthday, Manhattan! Another year of fighting the good fight, huh? And **Hey, Manhattan** is also the name of a single by Prefab Sprout, just in case you didn’t know. But don’t listen to it. I hate thinking of you saying “What?” like fifteen times during the song. ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/10 "2001-04-25T03:00:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\* > :: Arden pushes her out of the party and locks the door, wipes her hands clean :: > > 😃 > \*\* Well, now that the little trollop is gone… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/11 "2001-04-25T03:15:11Z")
Happy birthday, Manhattan. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/12 "2001-04-25T03:20:40Z")
Happy B-Day, Dude! May you have Hundreds more! ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/13 "2001-04-25T03:37:45Z")
Hope you had a happy birthday, manhattan, though a happy birthday is probably small consolation since dealing with the Teeming Millions has no doubt taken years off your life. 😃 No, really: happy happy. ---
**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/14 "2001-04-25T03:39:01Z")
Happy birthday, manny! _smooch_ ---
**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/15 "2001-04-25T03:49:13Z")
Happy birthday. Your 11, right? Regards, Opie. ---
**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/16 "2001-04-25T03:55:31Z")
Proof read, proof read, spell check, spell check. Not your, rather you’re. ---
**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/17 "2001-04-25T04:12:58Z")
Happy birthday Manny Passing a virtual martoonie—Ok I’ve been celebrating a little already. ---
**Author:** ![Gregor\_Samsa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@Gregor\_Samsa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gregor_Samsa)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/18 "2001-04-25T05:21:40Z")
Happy birthday, **manhattan**. That box of Cubans is coming your way now. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/19 "2001-04-25T07:05:33Z")
Here’s to a very happy birthday, **manny**! ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2001, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199/20 "2001-04-25T07:25:46Z")
Happy belated, manny. May, um, the good shit be unto you, or rather, the lark of eternal, uh, booty calls, trill sweetly upon you. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-manhattan/63199.md?page=2)