# Hey Michigan Dopers! Everybody else is doing it....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-michigan-dopers-everybody-else-is-doing-it/13085>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 17, 1999, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-michigan-dopers-everybody-else-is-doing-it/13085 "1999-11-17T01:02:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 8

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-michigan-dopers-everybody-else-is-doing-it/13085/141 "2000-01-21T15:07:00Z")

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Oh shit! Somebody sedate me.

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**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-michigan-dopers-everybody-else-is-doing-it/13085/142 "2000-01-21T20:19:00Z")

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Doctor’s orders: UncleBeer should ingest fermented grain beverage until corneal explosion subsides and mandibular disfunction ceases.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-michigan-dopers-everybody-else-is-doing-it/13085/143 "2000-01-21T22:25:00Z")

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Unfortunately, I have a 40 mile drive home, so I’ll be taking it easy; at least the last two or three hours.

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-michigan-dopers-everybody-else-is-doing-it/13085/144 "2000-01-22T05:00:00Z")

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Tooooomorrow, toooomorrow  
It’s only a daaaaaaaaaaaaaaay  
Aaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaay…

## Thank you, thank you. This Tony Award means so much to me…

“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-michigan-dopers-everybody-else-is-doing-it/13085/145 "2000-01-22T16:30:00Z")

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Hey! It’s today! Woohoo!

UncleBeer already knows this, 'cause I emailed him, but I kept forgetting to post it here. My mom will be joining us. She lives in Ann Arbor. She’s a lot of fun. You’ll like her too.

But now I have to call her, because I told her it was at 7:00. It’s not. Argh. I really need to learn to read.

Gotta go do my nails now. And lay out my clothes…and my valentine undies. 🙂

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“The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his ribcage.” --anonymous redhead

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**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-michigan-dopers-everybody-else-is-doing-it/13085/146 "2000-01-22T19:41:00Z")

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## Only five more hours to go…now all I need to do is pray to the snow gods that we don’t get as much snow as they are predicting this evening…

Shadowfox  
“We are what we pretend to be.”

- Kurt Vonnegut

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**Author:** ![Jvanhorn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d2c977/32.png) [@Jvanhorn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jvanhorn)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-michigan-dopers-everybody-else-is-doing-it/13085/147 "2000-01-22T20:47:00Z")

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Regretably, I will be unable to attend, for a couple reasons.

1. I just found this thread again, and realized that the party was tonight. I doubt that I could get there if I started now.

2. I doubt very much that my wife would either understand or come along with me, both being pretty essential to my attendance. I can just hear her now. “You want to drive to Ann Arbor, and get drunk? And who the hell do you think will be driving home?”

I guess we could have gotten a room, but see reason 1 above.

Thanks, Unc, for remembering me, though. I’ll drink a Bitburger tonight with you all.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2000, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-michigan-dopers-everybody-else-is-doing-it/13085/148 "2000-01-22T21:42:00Z")

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4:26pm EDT. I will be there about 6:30 or 6:45 and get a table in the name of Cecil Adams. Ask at the front for that name. They assured me that they would probably be pretty busy so at 7:30 I’ll probably be in the bar still.

I weigh about 200 pounds and am six feet tall with black collar length hair ( I really need a trim) and mustache. I am wearing a pair of jeans and a khaki button down shirt with my company logo sewn over the left pocket. I will be with Sucellus and he goes about 240 or so with very curly hair. I hope this will help you find us although most of you probably won’t even see this until it’s too late.

I also have the digital camera from work.

See ya soon.

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“That it is unwise to be heedless ourselves while we are giving advice to others, I will show in a few lines.” - Phaedrus, translator of Aesop’s Fables

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**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-michigan-dopers-everybody-else-is-doing-it/13085/149 "2000-01-25T21:29:00Z")

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So gang-  
How’d it go?

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-Frankie  
Lack of charisma can be fatal

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-michigan-dopers-everybody-else-is-doing-it/13085/150 "2000-01-25T21:37:00Z")

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Allow me to point you over here, Frankie.  
[http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004357.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/004357.html)

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**Author:** ![Frankie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/258eb7/32.png) [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-michigan-dopers-everybody-else-is-doing-it/13085/151 "2000-01-25T23:51:00Z")

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Thanks UB.

But I found it right after I posted. Whatanidiot!

## and the moral of the story kids, is search then post.

-Frankie  
Lack of charisma can be fatal

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