# Hey, Mods, did I really see this?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mods-did-i-really-see-this/84846>\
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**Created:** [October 1, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mods-did-i-really-see-this/84846 "2001-10-01T21:58:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mods-did-i-really-see-this/84846/1 "2001-10-01T21:58:24Z")

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The other day (don’t remember which) I clicked on the Message Boards link and at the bottom of the list of forums, I saw one that said “Moderate”. I clicked on it and there only a couple of threads, one of which concerned a topic that I don’t think we’ll ever see here (and with good reason).

Was there some sort of security failure? Am I on something?  
Enlighten me.

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mods-did-i-really-see-this/84846/2 "2001-10-01T22:45:53Z")

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Someone at the HouDope Fest this past weekend mentioned seeing the same thing. I’d guess it’s a normally invisible-to-users forum that mods/admins use to communicate that might have accidentally got switched “on” during some maintenance. Things like that have happened before.

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mods-did-i-really-see-this/84846/3 "2001-10-01T22:49:31Z")

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OK, raise your hand if you _immediately_ went back to the main SDMB index page after you read this OP.

C’mon now, that includes you folks in the back row!

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mods-did-i-really-see-this/84846/4 "2001-10-02T00:53:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Mr. Blue Sky \*  
> **I clicked on it and there only a couple of threads**

Of course not. You must have been hallucinating.

The real “Moderate” forum includes DOZENS of threads, several of which are devoted to us laughing at how you look in those pants.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mods-did-i-really-see-this/84846/5 "2001-10-02T02:49:00Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \*  
> \*\* The real “Moderate” forum includes DOZENS of threads, several of which are devoted to us laughing at how you look in those pants. \*\*

Hey! My mom gave me those pants. MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!!!

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mods-did-i-really-see-this/84846/6 "2001-10-02T04:18:46Z")

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Hey, I saw it too! I thought it was a new forum for controversial topics. There were only three threads in there. When I went back to the main page it was gone. Invisible forum, cool!

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**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mods-did-i-really-see-this/84846/7 "2001-10-02T05:48:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \*  
> The real “Moderate” forum includes DOZENS of threads, several of which are devoted to us laughing at how you look in those pants.

So in this forum _none_ of the GQ mods close duplicate threads? A likely story.

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**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mods-did-i-really-see-this/84846/8 "2001-10-02T06:42:52Z")

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If it was there when I was on the Boards, I wouldn’t have noticed it. I didn’t notice when they made IMHO (until my brother, Monster104, said “Did you see the new forum?”), and I didn’t notice Cafe Society (again, until my brother said “Did you see the new forum?”). And, given my past instances of stupidity-induced inattentiveness, I wouldn’t notice a forum called “Hot Naked Babes That Want To Sleep With SPOOFE” (HNBTWTSWS).

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2001, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mods-did-i-really-see-this/84846/9 "2001-10-02T08:08:07Z")

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Speculation:

Maybe it’s something that automatically detects certain keywords in a post, such as:

‘Illegal’  
‘Drugs’  
‘Moderator’

and collects the threads somewhere that’s easy to find so the mods can give them immediate attention?

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**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mods-did-i-really-see-this/84846/10 "2001-10-03T00:57:54Z")

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All of you who have admitted seeing that are fools ! They will come for you now, oh yes they will, and then you will be sor…

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**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mods-did-i-really-see-this/84846/11 "2001-10-03T01:59:56Z")

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You can bridge the gap into the nether world? See through the barrier that stands between us and the dimension known as “Moderator”?

You got the power, boy! You got the power! Hallelujiah!

You must now be taken to a secret lab and be dissected to give us insight as to where this ability comes from. Sorry, but it’s all in the name of science.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2001, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mods-did-i-really-see-this/84846/12 "2001-10-03T03:04:31Z")

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I see…dead forums!
