# Hey Monty, what's the deal about Opal stabbing people in the back IRL?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 2, 2015, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034 "2015-03-02T19:14:39Z")\
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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/401 "2015-03-09T16:56:47Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> nm

Walk away, man.

Walk away.

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/402 "2015-03-09T16:59:02Z")

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> [@DrDeth](#):
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> This is from someone with more issues than National Geographic.

I disagree. She doesn’t have many issues. Certainly not more than two or three that are actually socially crippling and brilliant surgeon might be able to help her with the hump.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/403 "2015-03-09T17:03:06Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> Based on what she posted\*, she was a crazy-ass train wreck.
> 
> Now that she’s dead, she still is.
> 
> So…at least there’s consistency.  
> \*and her whole schtick was “I’m posting everything in my life”

That wasn’t her _whole_ schtick. Can’t forget her habit of asking for advice on how to deal with some situation, and finding reasons to reject every last suggestion.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/404 "2015-03-09T17:05:53Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> That wasn’t her _whole_ schtick. Can’t forget her habit of asking for advice on how to deal with some situation, and finding reasons to reject every last suggestion.

True. I stand corrected.

:: hangs head in shame ::

Can we agree that “Creating Drama” was her schtick?

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/405 "2015-03-09T17:19:19Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> True. I stand corrected.
> 
> :: hangs head in shame ::
> 
> Can we agree that “Creating Drama” was her schtick?

For sure. 🙂

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/406 "2015-03-09T17:47:30Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> This from a guy who’s still trying to figure out how to hot wire a bicycle.

Look! Morgenstern is back for more! So here it is:

> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Your cluelessness is such that you’d fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking your thumb.

Morgenstern is a misogynistic sociopath.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/407 "2015-03-09T18:12:58Z")

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> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#):
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> Look! Morgenstern is back for more! So here it is:
> 
> Morgenstern is a misogynistic sociopath.

That’s it? That’s your best?

Try some of these next time. They will add a little entertainment to your unmuzzled claptrap.

elf-skinned  
pignut  
swag-bellied  
cockered  
clotpole  
codpiece

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/408 "2015-03-09T18:27:40Z")

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I clearly can’t top your cannibalistic misogyny and won’t try:

> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Your cluelessness is such that you’d fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking your thumb.

But I will keep quoting it at you.

Have you thought of turning yourself in to your local police department with your quote? Maybe they could close a few cases based on it.

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**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/409 "2015-03-09T18:42:14Z")

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> [@Scumpup](#):
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> I disagree. She doesn’t have many issues. Certainly not more than two or three that are actually socially crippling and brilliant surgeon might be able to help her with the hump.

What hump?

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/410 "2015-03-09T18:50:46Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> Can we agree that “Creating Drama” was her schtick?

Unlike the fuckheads currently creating drama … oh wait.

How many of you think you will have a thread about you, like two years after you are worm food?

I mean one with drama in it.

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**Author:** ![Fenris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fenris/32/498_2.png) [@Fenris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fenris)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/411 "2015-03-09T19:27:59Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Unlike the fuckheads currently creating drama … oh wait.
> 
> How many of you think you will have a thread about you, like two years after you are worm food?
> 
> I mean one with drama in it.

I don’t/won’t care if I get one or not because I try not to be a drama-queen. Also, I’ll be, y’know…dead.

Opal was and would have cared, and she’d been delighted with this thread. She posted about gross details of her poop on several occasions\*. She posted about her surgeries. She posted wedding vids online and so on and so on and so on. There weren’t many events in her life that She didn’t happily spew across the internet _and she preferred it that way_.

Cite:

> [@How dare you interfere with my life, fucking busybody!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-dare-you-interfere-with-my-life-fucking-busybody/125845/30):
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> The truth is that I’ve never had that regulator in my head that determines what is and what is not “normal” to divulge. I’ve had to learn things that other people know instinctively. For example, I wouldn’t tell a stranger at a bus stop that I have diarrhea. Anymore. But I had to learn that. As I’ve grown up, I’ve accepted that being extremely open is just part of “who I am” and not something that I can or want to change. I’ve learned, for the most part, to not be completely inappropriate in a public setting.
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> I enjoy keeping an online journal. I enjoy sharing my life. As for whether anyone else gives a rat’s ass, that’s up to each person and their own rat ass. However, it is an important part of who I am and how I interact with the world.

(Yes, it’s an old quote. Her acting on this kind of behavior _escalated_ from here. See the “Tee-hee! My blow jobs pictures are all over the internet. Woopsie!” incident)

She would have _loved_ this thread. So fuck off, you whiney twat.

\*And started fights with the mods when said threads were closed.

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/412 "2015-03-09T19:38:26Z")

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> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#):
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> I clearly can’t top your cannibalistic misogyny and won’t try:
> 
> But I will keep quoting it at you.
> 
> Have you thought of turning yourself in to your local police department with your quote? Maybe they could close a few cases based on it.

You really ought to quit while you’re ahead. I’m sure there’s someone, somewhere on this board who doesn’t think you’re a scrotum pole yet. But honestly, that list is getting very short.

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**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/413 "2015-03-09T19:48:45Z")

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I for one did not know Heroin Jack was addicted to heroin.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/414 "2015-03-09T20:00:08Z")

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> [@Green\_Cymbeline](#):
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> I’ve seen the arrest for controlled substances back in the year 2000. 15 years ago. But I am still waiting for a cite that he was a “heroin addict.” That just bugs me that because someone was arrested for possession 15 years ago, all of a sudden he’s an “addict.” Can someone finally explain that??

Not fifteen years ago. Four years ago. Live warrants during the time he was with Opal. I already showed you upthread.

And frankly I’d put my money on meth rather than heroin, but “Tweaker Jack” didn’t have quite the same poetic heft as “Heroin Jack.”

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/415 "2015-03-09T20:00:41Z")

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> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> You really ought to quit while you’re ahead. I’m sure there’s someone, somewhere on this board who doesn’t think you’re a scrotum pole yet. But honestly, that list is getting very short.

Hey, I’m not the one who said:

> [@Morgenstern](#):
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> Your cluelessness is such that you’d fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking your thumb.

That would be you. You do know that your insults give you away as an Ed Gein?

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**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/416 "2015-03-09T20:06:38Z")

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> [@Fenris](#):
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> She would have _loved_ this thread. .

I’m pretty sure you are correct. That’s what makes it so much FUN!

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/417 "2015-03-09T20:25:17Z")

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> [@FXMastermind](#):
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> Unlike the fuckheads currently creating drama … oh wait.
> 
> How many of you think you will have a thread about you, like two years after you are worm food?
> 
> I mean one with drama in it.

What happens after I’m dead, _stays_ after I’m dead. 😃

It’s not like it’s gonna jump backwards in time and annoy me during the remainder of my lifetime.

And once I’m dead, either there’s some sort of _apres vie_, or not. If there is, I doubt that such things will concern me anymore. And if there isn’t, then I will simply _not be_, and I _know_ such things won’t concern me anymore. 😃

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/418 "2015-03-09T20:29:58Z")

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I remember she wrote a charming anecdote about an Arabic neighbor who had never seen porn before and came over to her place to watch.

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/419 "2015-03-09T20:33:21Z")

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> [@AncientHumanoid](#):
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> You know who else has no dog?

Me.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Cymbeline](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_cymbeline/32/9244_2.png) [@Green\_Cymbeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Cymbeline)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/420 "2015-03-09T20:45:24Z")

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> [@OneCentStamp](#):
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> Not fifteen years ago. Four years ago. Live warrants during the time he was with Opal. I already showed you upthread.
> 
> And frankly I’d put my money on meth rather than heroin, but “Tweaker Jack” didn’t have quite the same poetic heft as “Heroin Jack.”

His arrest for “possession of controlled substance” was in 2000. He had a warrant out more recently for “probation violation.”

I keep asking this, but where did you get “Heroin Jack” from? Where did the idea of him as a drug addict come from? Did you just pull it out of your ass?

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