# Hey Monty, what's the deal about Opal stabbing people in the back IRL? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 2, 2015, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034 "2015-03-02T19:14:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 23
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/441 "2015-03-09T22:16:57Z")
I can totally see a lawyer being a real son of a bitch on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![spinky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/59ef9b/32.png) [@spinky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spinky)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/442 "2015-03-09T22:20:31Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > You are the sort of person who says: > > > [@Morgenstern](#): > > > > Your cluelessness is such that you’d fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking your thumb. > > And thinks that it is acceptable? Clever? Witty? Anything less than completely disgusting is off the mark. Agreed, that is completely disgusting. You should never store tits in buckets large enough for a person to fall into. 2.5 gallon, maybe 5 gallons max. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/443 "2015-03-09T22:22:03Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > Walk away, man. > > Walk away. Sorry- can’t.☹ It’s like watching the biggest & funniest slow motion train wreck in history. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/444 "2015-03-09T22:23:39Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > I can totally see a lawyer being a real son of a bitch on the internet. I can totally see a lawyer being a real son of a bitch. (Ever watch Congress?) ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/445 "2015-03-09T22:24:47Z")
“Yer so dumb if I gave you a bag of dicks you would ask if Nixon was in it” ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/446 "2015-03-09T22:25:54Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > (Ever watch Congress?) Cue the lawyer jokes!! ---
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/447 "2015-03-09T22:33:14Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > Cue the lawyer jokes!! He’s already here. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/448 "2015-03-09T22:37:03Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I don’t care who you are, where you live, or what library you post from. > > We have attorneys on this board who are respected. They are thoughtful, intelligent, composed, and witty. Given that you lack those four characteristics, I just can’t see you in the same profession they are in. That’s why I accused you of lying. Clearly you do care. Someone who didn’t care wouldn’t keep posting about it. _Morgenstern ipsa loquitar:_ > [@Morgenstern](#): > > Your cluelessness is such that you’d fall into a bucket of tits and come out sucking your thumb. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/449 "2015-03-09T22:42:29Z")
:sigh: Ok. Fine. I’ll bite. **TSS** , would you kindly explain to me the desperate, egregious, criminal misogyny inherent to that joke? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/450 "2015-03-09T22:45:54Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Clearly you do care. Someone who didn’t care wouldn’t keep posting about it. _Morgenstern ipsa loquitar:_ See, a real lawyer would be able to comprehend what was written, you can’t. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/451 "2015-03-09T22:51:34Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > Sorry- can’t.☹ > > It’s like watching the biggest & funniest slow motion train wreck in history. It was a joke on your NM post… I Know! It’s like it’s 2002 all over again and we’re watching a multi hijacked gang fight (remember bitch brigade?) train wreck pitting. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/452 "2015-03-09T22:59:22Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > It was a joke on your NM post… > > I Know! It’s like it’s 2002 all over again and we’re watching a multi hijacked gang fight (remember bitch brigade?) train wreck pitting. I know, and I chuckled. This train wreck has it all- except Mod intervention and a banning. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/453 "2015-03-09T23:27:56Z")
> [@andros](#): > > :sigh: > > Ok. Fine. I’ll bite. > > **TSS** , would you kindly explain to me the desperate, egregious, criminal misogyny inherent to that joke? Bill Cosby might laugh at it. ---
**Author:** ![FXMastermind](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fxmastermind/32/7289_2.png) [@FXMastermind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FXMastermind)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/454 "2015-03-10T00:02:49Z")
Why the fuck is nobody pitting that rapist drugging liar scumbag? ---
**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/455 "2015-03-10T00:14:02Z")
> [@spinky](#): > > Agreed, that is completely disgusting. You should never store tits in buckets large enough for a person to fall into. 2.5 gallon, maybe 5 gallons max. What a giant bucket of breasts looks like: [http://www.worldrecordacademy.com/food/img/101825\_largest\_serving\_fried\_chicken-1.jpg](http://www.worldrecordacademy.com/food/img/101825_largest_serving_fried_chicken-1.jpg) Full disclosure: Also contains wings, legs, and thighs. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/456 "2015-03-10T00:14:10Z")
> [@FXMastermind](#): > > Why the fuck is nobody pitting that rapist drugging liar scumbag? You mean StageManager? ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/457 "2015-03-10T00:46:44Z")
> [@Green\_Cymbeline](#): > > In all the time I knew [Opal], she never did any drugs. She would barely even have one drink if we’d go out. She was actually pretty straight edge. Whatever you’re referring to (“multiple admissions of drug abuse”) probably took place before 2002 when I became friends with her. What year was ChiDope? ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/458 "2015-03-10T00:52:39Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#): > > What year was ChiDope? 1. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/459 "2015-03-10T01:05:27Z")
That was _ **the** _ ChiDope? There have been several. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2015, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/460 "2015-03-10T03:38:34Z")
The last big one that I know of. I pretty much stopped going after that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034.md?page=22) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034.md?page=24)