# Hey Monty, what's the deal about Opal stabbing people in the back IRL? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 2, 2015, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034 "2015-03-02T19:14:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/661 "2015-03-13T23:08:52Z")
You really are a clueless boob, so clueless in fact, that if you fell into a bucket of noses, you’d come out picking your friend. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/662 "2015-03-13T23:13:21Z")
> [@sich\_hinaufwinden](#): > > You really are a clueless boob, so clueless in fact, that if you fell into a bucket of noses, you’d come out picking your friend. Miscyranogist. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/663 "2015-03-13T23:18:13Z")
Dammit, beaten to it! And offensive jokes are sometimes the best ones. Especially when you staple them to dead babies. ---
**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/664 "2015-03-13T23:19:23Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > Miscyranogist. Am not. Ask anyone who knows me. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/665 "2015-03-13T23:20:45Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Ass man, eh? Worst super hero EVER. ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/666 "2015-03-13T23:21:11Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Disembodied tit jokes are the genocide of comedy! There’s nothing funny about genocide. ---
**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/667 "2015-03-13T23:26:16Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > KFC!?!:eek: Ok, obviously you have no taste at all. Now, if you had said Popeyes, you’d be OK. Popeyes? I could eat a bucket of claws and beaks and shit out better fried chicken than Popeyes. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/668 "2015-03-13T23:32:45Z")
> [@sich\_hinaufwinden](#): > > Popeyes? > > I could eat a bucket of claws and beaks and shit out better fried chicken than Popeyes. We’ll let you be the judge of that. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/669 "2015-03-13T23:38:47Z")
> [@sich\_hinaufwinden](#): > > Popeyes? Eye popping is disgusting. ---
**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/670 "2015-03-13T23:42:17Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > We’ll let you be the judge of that. Then I’ll be a real judge just like you’re a real attorney. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2015, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/671 "2015-03-13T23:49:11Z")
> [@sich\_hinaufwinden](#): > > Then I’ll be a real judge just like you’re a real attorney. Thanks! Bitte, shies winden ---
**Author:** ![Steophan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steophan/32/9595_2.png) [@Steophan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steophan)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/672 "2015-03-14T00:08:18Z")
> [@sich\_hinaufwinden](#): > > Popeyes? Better than buckeyes. ---
**Author:** ![sich\_hinaufwinden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@sich\_hinaufwinden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sich_hinaufwinden)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/673 "2015-03-14T00:12:21Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Bitte, shies winden ifdg godofgh rp pogh dpsdpo gswg. Just seeing what it feels like to type random crap as a response and pretend that it’s clever in any way. Doesn’t do anything for me. What you get out of it is anyone’s guess. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/674 "2015-03-14T00:18:08Z")
> [@sich\_hinaufwinden](#): > > Popeyes? > > I could eat a bucket of claws and beaks and shit out better fried chicken than Popeyes. I accept that you’ve tested and judged this theory and thank you for your scientific efforts. Based on your efforts, I won’t eat at Popeye’s, or your house. We all thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/675 "2015-03-14T00:20:03Z")
> [@sich\_hinaufwinden](#): > > ifdg godofgh rp pogh dpsdpo gswg. > > Just seeing what it feels like to type random crap as a response and pretend that it’s clever in any way. > > Doesn’t do anything for me. > > What you get out of it is anyone’s guess. Give him a break, he’s all foam, no beer. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/676 "2015-03-14T01:51:08Z")
Well, bogarting all the beer is just rude. 856 ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/677 "2015-03-14T02:32:41Z")
> [@GrandWino](#): > > Second KFC bucket of breasts joke in this thread for those keeping score. I’ve been doing a shot every time jsgoddess says something that goes over my head. And good evening. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/678 "2015-03-14T02:44:15Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > I’ve been doing a shot every time jsgoddess says something that goes over my head. And good evening. I can’t tell if I should be apologizing or demanding a tip. ---
**Author:** ![DrDeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@DrDeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrDeth)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/679 "2015-03-14T03:49:27Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > You can try, but you’ll probably lose that friend. Especially if he likes to mine for his own boogers. > > Are you really a doctor of death? At one time I was an investigator for a certain County Office… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2015, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034/680 "2015-03-14T05:11:01Z")
> [@DrDeth](#): > > At one time I was an investigator for a certain County Office… Was it the office on the coroner of Klugman and Guofford? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-monty-whats-the-deal-about-opal-stabbing-people-in-the-back-irl/714034.md?page=35)