# Hey Mr. Moto, you sick fucking ghoul.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 14, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008 "2004-07-14T02:39:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/41 "2004-07-14T13:53:25Z")

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Just for the record, I would prefer not to be associated with **Olentzero** stance for the purpose of elaboration or for any other purpose. My position is that soldiers (generic) can and do perform admirably in bad causes. Admirable performance by soldiers does not make the cause they serve admirable.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/42 "2004-07-14T13:54:26Z")

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I’ve been thinking about this bit from Henry V. (by William Shakespeare)

BATES: Then I would he were here alone; so should he be sure to be  
ransomed, and a many poor men’s lives saved.

KING HENRY: I dare say you love him not so ill, to wish him here alone,  
howsoever you speak this to feel other men’s minds. Methinks  
I could not die anywhere so contented as in the King’s company,  
_his cause being just and his quarrel honourable_.

WILLIAMS: That’s more than we know.

BATES: Ay, or more than we should seek after; for we know enough, if  
we know we are the King’s subjects. If his cause be wrong, our  
obedience to the King wipes the crime of it out of us.

WILLIAMS: _But if the cause be not good, the King himself hath a heavy  
reckoning to make_, when all those legs and arms and heads, chopp’d  
off in a battle, shall join together at the latter day and cry all,  
“We died at such a place”; some swearing, some crying for a  
surgeon, some upon their wives left poor behind them, some upon the  
debts they owe, some upon their children rawly left. I am afeard  
there are few die well that die in a battle; for how can they  
charitably dispose of anything, when blood is their argument?  
Now, if these men do not die well, it will be a black matter  
for the King that led them to it; who to disobey were against  
all proportion of subjection.

KING HENRY: So, if a son that is by his father sent about merchandise do  
sinfully miscarry upon the sea, the imputation of his wickedness,  
by your rule, should be imposed upon his father that sent him; or  
if a servant, under his master’s command transporting a sum of  
money, be assailed by robbers and die in many irreconcil’d  
iniquities, you may call the business of the master the author of  
the servant’s damnation. But this is not so. _The King is not  
bound to answer the particular endings of his soldiers, the father  
of his son, nor the master of his servant; for they purpose not  
their death, when they purpose their services._ Besides, there is  
no king, be his cause never so spotless, if it come to the  
arbitrement of swords, can try it out with all unspotted soldiers.  
Some peradventure have on them the guilt of premeditated and  
contrived murder; some, of beguiling virgins with the broken seals  
of perjury; some, making the wars their bulwark, that have before  
gored the gentle bosom of Peace with pillage and robbery. Now, if  
these men have defeated the law and outrun native punishment,  
though they can outstrip men, they have no wings to fly from God.  
War is his beadle, war is his vengeance; so that here men are  
punish’d for before-breach of the King’s laws in now the King’s  
quarrel. Where they feared the death, they have borne life away;  
and where they would be safe, they perish. Then if they die  
unprovided, no more is the King guilty of their damnation than he  
was before guilty of those impieties for the which they are now  
visited. Every subject’s duty is the King’s; but every subject’s  
soul is his own. Therefore should every soldier in the wars do as  
every sick man in his bed, wash every mote out of his conscience;  
and dying so, death is to him advantage; or not dying, the time was  
blessedly lost wherein such preparation was gained; and in him that  
escapes, it were not sin to think that, making God so free an  
offer, He let him outlive that day to see His greatness and to  
teach others how they should prepare.

WILLIAMS: \*'Tis certain, every man that dies ill, the ill upon his own head,  
the King is not to answer for it. \*

I’m not sure if I agree with Henry. But here he does believe that his cause is just so YMMV.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/43 "2004-07-14T14:08:56Z")

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> [@Olentzero](#):
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> … The whole problem I have is that these threads are saying “Well, at least _something_ good is coming out of this war” \<snip\>  
> Saying “Sure, this war is a Mongolian clusterfuck of epic proportions, _but_ look how bravely our boys are fighting” is like saying “Sure, I let my rabid dog run loose, _but_ at least he keeps the kids out of the street so they don’t get hit by cars”.

Unless **Mr. Moto** would like to correct me, I don’t think this is what his intent was at all. It’s certainly in no way reflects the impression I got from reading any of the threads. Were it to be I might be more sympathetic to your accusation but frankly I think this characterization is inaccurate and made in bad faith.

I don’t find the threads to be about anything other than the brave actions of men in a very difficult situation and I wish to hell they weren’t gettiing mucked up by the political agendas of a few, no matter which way they lean.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/44 "2004-07-14T14:11:23Z")

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> [@Spavined Gelding](#):
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> Well, here is our problem, isn’t it. To recognize courage, gallantry and initiative is a fine and proper thing to do. To somehow use that bravery and gallantly to illuminate and enhance the policies that put those people in a position to be brave and courageous is a different matter.

Indeed. Please point out where **Mr. Moto** used his heroism threads to “illuminate and enhance” Bush’s policies. Here’s a hint - that has not happened. The threads are started “to recognize courage, gallantry, and initiative”, exactly as you state.

The problem is not what you state. The problem is that there are so many liberal idiots on the SDMB who find it physically uncomfortable to know that somewhere, somehow, someone is living their life successfully and gives not even a tinker’s damn that liberals think they need to be ashamed of doing their duty well. And therefore some of the liberals in question feel the need to shit all over any thread that is about anything at all that isn’t “BushIsBadBushIsBadBushIsBadBushIsBadBushIsBadBushIsBadBushIsBad”.

The hive mind does not tolerate dissent. Neither does the jerking knee.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/45 "2004-07-14T14:18:52Z")

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> [@Shodan](#):
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> The problem is that there are so many liberal idiots on the SDMB who find it physically uncomfortable to know that somewhere, somehow, someone is living their life successfully and gives not even a tinker’s damn that liberals think they need to be ashamed of doing their duty well.

That is indeed a problem. It is also a problem that there are so many conservative idiots who find it physically uncomfortable to know that somewhere, somehow, someone is living their life by their own moral convictions and gives not even a tinker’s damn that conservatives think they need to be ashamed of doing what makes them happy.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/46 "2004-07-14T14:25:10Z")

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> [@Mr. Moto](#):
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> This pitting has backfired so spectacularly, I almost hesitate to wade in. But I would like to add a couple of points.

I don’t know about that. If _nobody_ saw my point, then yeah, major backfire. There are people here who agree with what I had to say, if not how I said it. Same for your side.

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> [T]he attendant controversies of war policy don’t matter one bit when it comes to discussing heroism in combat.

Oh yes, they do - because those war policies are what sent those soldiers into combat. You cannot say “These men fought bravely” without asking the question “Why are they fighting?”

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> After all, it’s possible to act heroically in a conflict many don’t believe in. It’s evcen possible to do so in a conflict you yourself don’t believe in.

Although Mr. Cunningham is no longer around to ask about his views on the war, his example is the only one I would consider fully supporting your argument here. Killing in war is a necessity, and is not bravery.

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> Secondly, I’m hardly a ghoul for recognizing these men for their heroism.

No, you’re a ghoul for claiming that heroism somehow involves killing people and those who kill more than others in the field of war should have their names sung out across the country.

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> The citations I’m reprinting are documents of the United States Government. The medals granted to these men have a meaning codified in law, and honored by both military and civilian custom.

It seems to me a similar argument could have been, and probably was, used by segregationists during the era of _Plessy v. Ferguson_ to bolster their arguments that racism was somehow a noble idea. I’m not saying you hold racist ideas or anything like that, just that “The government says so” is not really a strong backup for arguments.

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> Lastly, it must be said that **Olentzero’s** extreme reaction to these threads is a minority view, to say the least. Most people would see this heroism as what it is, and pay due respect to it.

Most people also thought Iraq had a direct connection to the events of 9/11. That kinda got shattered when the truth finally came out. Being in the majority doesn’t automatically mean you’re right; of course being in the minority doesn’t, either. It depends on the case you’re trying to make.

> [@](#):
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> Minority views should be given due regard, though, and I had done so by debating these points with **Olentzero** in another thread. I had tried, honestly, to respect his viewpoint by arguing fairly, in accordance with the written and unwritten rules of this board. That was repaid by **Olentzero** by, basically, stalking me.

I don’t know about that, either. I did a quick search on your name just now, and I’ve found ten threads just on the first page alone in which you have posted and I haven’t. If I’d popped into every thread you’d posted in and said “Hey **Mr. Moto** , you sick ghoul, stop the war and bring the troops home” or something similar, ie bringing the subject of the War Heroes threads up every time you made a post anywhere, then I think the charge of stalking (and appropriate action by the Mods and Admins) would be justified.

> [@](#):
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> He made a game out of getting his little protest into those threads ahead of everyone, without adding anything of value to the discussion.

Oddly enough, I wasn’t making a game of being the first in. I wasn’t even trying.

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**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/47 "2004-07-14T14:34:06Z")

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Given **Mr. Moto** ’s ultraconservative, pro-Bush, and pro-War in Iraq views, it does not take any stretch of imagination to perceive that agenda in his ostensibly non-political . Much as if **Olentzero** were to start multiple threads describing the accomplishments of, say, labor union organizers who improved pay and working conditions in Latin American sweatshops. You’re both about as politically transparent as can be, after all.

_However_, the MPSIMS threads are not overtly political. If they were, they’d be in the wrong forum. Attacking the posts for their political content when they are not overtly political and not in a political forum is just being a dick. Let it slide, or take it to a proper forum. This one, for instance.

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**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/48 "2004-07-14T14:36:48Z")

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Let’s try that first sentence again:

\*Given **Mr. Moto** ’s ultraconservative, pro-Bush, and pro-War in Iraq views, it does not take any stretch of imagination to perceive that agenda in his ostensibly non-political “War Heroes” threads. \*

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**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/49 "2004-07-14T14:39:14Z")

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I really don’t know how you can compare a Navy Cross citation to a racist policy. That’s just repugnant to me, **Olentzero**.

And yet, you dance around repudiating the citations entirely, although this little screed comes very close. You seem to know doing so would be as popular as a fart in church.

I’ll retract my assertion that you were making a game out of being first in. But everything else stands. You were keeping an eye out for these threads, and set out to protest them in an inappropriate manner. And in fact, you were asked to stop doing so by **Coldfire**.

**lieu** , you characterize my intent well.

BTW, [War Heroes VIII has been posted.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5065844#post5065844)

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/50 "2004-07-14T14:43:22Z")

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> [@Liberal](#):
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> That is indeed a problem. It is also a problem that there are so many conservative idiots who find it physically uncomfortable to know that somewhere, somehow, someone is living their life by their own moral convictions and gives not even a tinker’s damn that conservatives think they need to be ashamed of doing what makes them happy.

You think this is a problem on the SDMB, as I specified? I think you are wrong.

On the SDMB, it is pretty nearly unanimously liberal. As in -  
[ul][li]You believe in God? You’re an idiot.[/li][li]You voted for Bush? You’re a moron. [/li][li]You want to call it civil union instead of marriage? You’re a bigot.[/li][li]You support the troops? You’re a sick ghoul.[/ul][/li]Endlessly.

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/51 "2004-07-14T14:47:15Z")

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> [@Mr. Moto](#):
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> All I was doing was pointing out that these medals had been recently won.

And saying “good job, boys”. I don’t agree with the US government’s defitinion of ‘heroism’ and I don’t agree that servicemen should be commended for meeting that definition. And I _especially_ don’t agree with the sentiment that the general public has some sort of duty or obligation to be thankful to those servicemen because the government has cited them for merit in meeting that bogus definition of ‘heroism’.

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> I really don’t know how you can compare a Navy Cross citation to a racist policy.

I’m not, you fucking moron. I was saying that the argument you used in support of it (“bravery has been codified by US law”) could have been used to support a racist position. Get your head out of your ass.

**minty green** , you raise an interesting point. If **Mr. Moto** is as politically transparent as I am (and I take the label as a compliment!), then what does that say about masking a political agenda in threads with a thin veneer and placing it in a forum where the threads are specifically intended _not_ to be political?

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/52 "2004-07-14T14:49:44Z")

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sorry, that should read “masking it with a thin veneer of ‘heroism’…”

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**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/53 "2004-07-14T14:57:03Z")

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**minty green’s** point is valid, even if his characterization if me is a little over the top. It’s not like I’m some kind of Trojan horse here. I’m very up front about what I believe.

However, these threads were not intended to be political, **Olentzero**. And not many people are finding overt politics in them. They certainly weren’t intended as yet another war debate.

You still haven’t answered the question of how you’d react if you read these citations as news stories in the paper. This is certainly relevant to me, since my mitivation for posting these stories in the first place was that they hadn’t been widely reported.

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**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/54 "2004-07-14T15:07:55Z")

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> [@Olentzero](#):
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> If **Mr. Moto** is as politically transparent as I am (and I take the label as a compliment!), then what does that say about masking a political agenda in threads with a thin veneer and placing it in a forum where the threads are specifically intended _not_ to be political?

It says that he’s capable of complying with the forum descriptions. _In_tent takes a back seat to _con_tent in this case.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/55 "2004-07-14T15:25:25Z")

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Camp outside the responsible journalist’s house with a big ol’ placard saying “Stop the War”, and follow him wherever he went, interrupting him with “Bring the troops home NOW!” every time he tried to open his mouth. :rolleyes:

Seriously? Perhaps a letter to the editor of the paper, stating my position as I have stated it around here. That is, if I weren’t already heavily involved in anti-war activism here in DC.

I don’t know as to your assertion that “not many people” are finding overt politics in them. You’ve got a handful of respondents in each thread, hardly a representative sample of the SDMB community as a whole. Not many people _who posted in your threads_ found overt politics in them, yes, but their position was pretty much in agreement with yours about ‘heroism’ and, probably, on the war in Iraq and Afghanistan. I called “bullshit” (and I still think rightly so), pulled the cover off the politics that were undeniably there, intention notwithstanding, and now here we are.

**minty green** , I disagree about the “intent vs. content” statement, although I’m still wrestling with exactly why. As a rough thought on the subject - even if you’re a fully licensed and thoroughly skilled demolitions expert, United Airlines isn’t going to let you carry explosive equipment on one of their planes.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/56 "2004-07-14T15:31:34Z")

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I fully anticipated that the threads would get a few respondents, and a good bit of lurking.

That makes them successful threads for what my intent was, which was to make the stories of these servicemembers more widely known.

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/57 "2004-07-14T15:36:54Z")

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I think both sides have valid points. Killing people that are trying to kill you is not cowardly, and saving the life of your fellow serviceman is never dishonorable. That being said, I believe we can best support our troops by getting them out of harm’s way as quickly as possible. We have to get beyond whether we should have or should not have gotten in, let’s work on getting out in as few pieces as we can. To me, the guy that figures out where the exit door is would be the biggest hero of all.

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/58 "2004-07-14T15:38:07Z")

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And I don’t think that’s anything that deserves to be more widely known. The government thinks soldiers it sent to kill people did a good job killing them. Yay us.

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**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/59 "2004-07-14T15:38:25Z")

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I’d sure like a few threads about heroic labor organizers. Olent, you up to the task? Find me some people I can believe in.

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**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mr-moto-you-sick-fucking-ghoul/255008/60 "2004-07-14T15:39:24Z")

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> [@Olentzero](#):
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> I disagree about the “intent vs. content” statement, although I’m still wrestling with exactly why. As a rough thought on the subject - even if you’re a fully licensed and thoroughly skilled demolitions expert, United Airlines isn’t going to let you carry explosive equipment on one of their planes.

Actually, that illustrates my point precisely. A demolitions expert doesn’t get to carry dynamite on an airplane, and overtly political posters don’t get to put overtly political threads in MPSIMS. A demolitions expert _can_ fly on United Airlines, however, and an overtly political poster can post threads that are not overtly political in MPSIMS.

If you see political subtext in a MPSIMS thread, but it’s not on the surface and it’s not trolling, leave it alone. And hell, even if you do see overt political stuff in MPSIMS, report it to a moderator and take your criticism elsewhere. Two wrongs don’t make a right, and all that stuff.

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