# Hey MyPillow, suck on this. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 2, 2016, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mypillow-suck-on-this/770492 "2016-11-02T23:04:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Little\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c57346/32.png) [@Little\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Pig)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mypillow-suck-on-this/770492/21 "2017-06-05T03:46:33Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Reminds me of that time when I had a nightmare so terrible, I caught my pillow in my teeth and shredded it to bits. > > The next morning, my roommate asked if I was feeling okay. I told him: “Oh, I’m fine. Just feeling a little down in the mouth.” :rolleyes: Bad **buddha\_david**. Bad. And yes **Channing Idaho Banks** , Mike Lindell, Inventor Of MyPillow®, is a Flaming Asshole. I am wondering what a suitable [**Dantesque**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divine_Comedy) punishment we could come up with for the little prick. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![LicketySplit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@LicketySplit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LicketySplit)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mypillow-suck-on-this/770492/22 "2017-06-05T03:53:57Z")
> [@Little\_Pig](#): > > [MyPillow](http://www.mypillow.com/), the Chaska-based pillow manufacturer, > > [will pay more than $1 million in civil penalties](http://www.startribune.com/mypillow-gets-a-rude-awakening-with-1-million-suit-settlement/399669011/) “following a deceptive ad case brought by prosecutors in nine California counties. The company may no longer promote that its products are able to cure diseases.” > > - An advertiser on Fox takes it square in the nutz. Fuck you Mike Lindell, “inventor” of MyPillow, right up the olde wazoo. Your post made me laugh. Thank you! Why? Because, the gym j go to plays some satellite feed music station that had commercials. A lot of commercials. And one of the most common is Lindell and his My pillow. I swear, I hear it about three times and hour! So…just yesterday while still the gym after I’d heard that commercial for probably the 100th time, I actually said aloud, to myself, while on the treadmill, Mike, I am getting sick and tired of your pillow talk. I further promised myself to never buy one, just on principle, given the continued annoyance his commercial has caused me. One thing though…as I recall, he promises a money back guarantee? This would seem to render a class action suit unecessary, would it not? Just wondering. Anyway, thanks again. You made my day, mate. Cheers. ---
**Author:** ![BobArrgh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobarrgh/32/2881_2.png) [@BobArrgh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobArrgh)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mypillow-suck-on-this/770492/23 "2017-06-05T14:05:54Z")
This is MyPillow. There are many like it, but this one is mine. MyPillow is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, MyPillow is useless. Without MyPillow, I am useless. … ---
**Author:** ![Raza](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raza/32/213_2.png) [@Raza](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raza)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mypillow-suck-on-this/770492/24 "2017-06-05T14:50:21Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > [An overdubbed version of a MyPillow commercial. It’s pretty good.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3alLlPjTX1I) NSFW. Thank you so much for this. It’s the best laugh I’ve had in months. And I needed it\*. - the laugh, not the pillow. The Missus has been in the hospital for 5 weeks, but they provide her plenty of pillows. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mypillow-suck-on-this/770492/25 "2017-06-05T15:39:53Z")
Love your MyPillow? Then you’ll be ecstatic to hear about their NEW product! [MyWaifuPillow](https://www.google.com/search?q=waifu+pillow&tbm=isch) ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mypillow-suck-on-this/770492/26 "2017-06-05T16:02:47Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > [An overdubbed version of a MyPillow commercial. It’s pretty good.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3alLlPjTX1I) NSFW. That’s one of the funniest God damned things I’ve ever watched! Wear headphones if you’re at work. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mypillow-suck-on-this/770492/27 "2017-06-05T16:18:46Z")
> [@BobArrgh](#): > > This is MyPillow. There are many like it, but this one is mine. > > MyPillow is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. > > Without me, MyPillow is useless. Without MyPillow, I am useless. … This is MyPillow, this is my gun… ---
**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mypillow-suck-on-this/770492/28 "2017-06-05T16:36:05Z")
Proposed title revision. ---
**Author:** ![LicketySplit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@LicketySplit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LicketySplit)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2017, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mypillow-suck-on-this/770492/29 "2017-06-05T18:42:54Z")
> [@BobArrgh](#): > > This is MyPillow. There are many like it, but this one is mine. > > MyPillow is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. > > Without me, MyPillow is useless. Without MyPillow, I am useless. … LOL. I give you points for the shout-out to Full Metal Jacket. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-mypillow-suck-on-this/770492.md?page=1)