# Hey No Doubt Hey No Doubt Hey, YOUR FUCKING SONG SUCKS!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 18, 2002, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-no-doubt-hey-no-doubt-hey-your-fucking-song-sucks/143604 "2002-12-18T18:05:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![gex\_gex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/94ad74/32.png) [@gex\_gex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gex_gex)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-no-doubt-hey-no-doubt-hey-your-fucking-song-sucks/143604/41 "2002-12-22T13:56:09Z")
**IDBB** : WTF? Kylie doesn’t have boobs! I don’t think this is hateable, not that it’s particulary good, though. You want gimmicky boring pop? _Just A Girl_ off Tragic Kingdom. Some bands were born to suck. ---
**Author:** ![butter\_pie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/aca169/32.png) [@butter\_pie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butter_pie)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-no-doubt-hey-no-doubt-hey-your-fucking-song-sucks/143604/42 "2002-12-22T14:07:35Z")
Gonna feel it hella good so I’ll just keep on dancin’… ---
**Author:** ![Potter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Potter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Potter)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-no-doubt-hey-no-doubt-hey-your-fucking-song-sucks/143604/43 "2002-12-23T06:11:02Z")
Regardless of the shitty lyrics, it does have this great rolling dancehall beat to it, good for rump-shaking tushie dancing. Which is one of my very favourite things to do. Just wait 'til you’ve experienced [The Cheeky Girls](http://www.cheeky-girls.com/index.html), then we can discuss torturous music on an equal footing. Oooh, cheeky cheeky? ARGH. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-no-doubt-hey-no-doubt-hey-your-fucking-song-sucks/143604/44 "2002-12-23T06:32:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by I\_Dig\_Bad\_Boys \* > \*\*Hey! > No Doubt RULES!😃 > Gwen is so awesome,she makes those teenyboppers look like les enfants. She is a REAL woman with a real shape and a real size,unlike Kylie and Brittany and the rest who are just toothpicks with boobs.She has real talent, which Brittany does not. She is witty and sarcastic and has a real personality, which Brittany’s is spoon-fed to her by her manager. > GWEN RULES!!! > Hey baby hey baby hey! > IDBB \*\* Not a bad defence… except no one was attacking her personality, they were picking on her crappy song. In all those lines you wrote about how great Gwen is, you didn’t say one word about her skills as a singer/songwriter. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-no-doubt-hey-no-doubt-hey-your-fucking-song-sucks/143604/45 "2002-12-23T13:06:56Z")
ooh! Just you wait until you are invaded by The Cheeky Girls! ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-no-doubt-hey-no-doubt-hey-your-fucking-song-sucks/143604/46 "2002-12-23T17:38:36Z")
cazzle…you are right. I was in error. Thank you for showing me the error of my ways.🙂 IDBB Gwen Fan for life(GFFL) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-no-doubt-hey-no-doubt-hey-your-fucking-song-sucks/143604.md?page=2)