# Hey O'Reilly, did Coulters pussy really taste THAT goodte **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 24, 2003, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652 "2003-07-24T16:42:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/13edae/32.png) [@Dewey\_Cheatem\_Undhow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Cheatem_Undhow)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/21 "2003-07-24T22:50:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SimonX \* > \*\*I was really hoping for a porno link to the suck and fuck fest of Oreilly and Coulter. \*\* I, on the other hand, am glad there _wasn’t_ such a link, because then I would have to gouge out my eyes with a hot poker. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/22 "2003-07-24T23:26:21Z")
Or you could just not click on the link. But then the curiousity would have killed you so I guess it’s six of one and a half dozen of the other eh? Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/23 "2003-07-24T23:50:02Z")
**Dewey** , I was thinking more along the lines of an Oedipean sharp-jewelry eye-gouging, myself. _passes out the brooches_ ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/24 "2003-07-25T00:07:19Z")
While perhaps satisfying emotionally and having all manner of classic allusions, merely gouging out your eyeballs is rather moot, don’t you think? I mean, you may prevent yourself from seeing any further obscenity but the Munching of the CoulterBeast would already be lodged in your _mind_. I sincerely doubt meditation and/or therapy will dislodge such a ghastly image from your mind. For that, you got to “go nuclear”. As it happens, I still have some “brown barrells” left over from Woodstock, saved back for just such an emergency. **Dewey** , you should have at least three. Minimum. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/25 "2003-07-25T00:09:20Z")
“Brooches??!! We dont need no stink-ing _brooches_!|” ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/26 "2003-07-25T00:24:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shodan \* > **My gosh, BogieBlanca, if this interview is giving Coulter a pass, what would he have to do to be confrontational towards her? Leap across the studio and punch her in the mouth?** I’d pay to see that episode of “Celebrity Deatmatch,” yes I would… (How was that, **cuauhtemoc**?) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/27 "2003-07-25T00:41:43Z")
You know, _Stuart Saves his Family_ is a vastly underrated work. I think it’s easily one of the best SNL based movies ever made. Yeah, okay, damning with faint praise, but I rank it right up there with _Blues Brothers_ and the first _Wayne’s World_. I think someone should give Ann Coulter her own TV show. Call it “Ann Coulter’s Orwellian Dystopia.” The show would consist entirely of an iron boot stamping on her face. You’d tune in. You know you would. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/28 "2003-07-25T00:56:28Z")
Technical point: the correct term for oral contact with a vagina is _cunnilinctus_. I don’t know if there is such a term for oral contact with a cloaca. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/29 "2003-07-25T02:09:46Z")
I saw the interview and OReilly was pretty tame compared to some of the folks he’s gone after. But to be fair (and balanced) he went after her about the same way i"ve seen him go after Bill Maher, which is also very mild. I’d still like to see Coutler go up against Dennis Miller and see if he can rip her to shreds. She needs a good tongue lashing from a sincere coservative. Lashing. That was lashing, not licking!🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_the\_CC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_the\_CC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_the_CC)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/30 "2003-07-25T02:47:24Z")
**Tradnor** , I’ve considered that the OP was meant to be ironic. I’d say it’s 2:3 in favor of it being irony. Bogie just seems to not know that irony has to have a part that shows you that it’s irony. A little wink at the audience. ---
**Author:** ![terd\_ferguson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@terd\_ferguson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terd_ferguson)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/31 "2003-07-25T05:44:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miller \* > \*\*You know, _Stuart Saves his Family_ is a vastly underrated work. I think it’s easily one of the best SNL based movies ever made. Yeah, okay, damning with faint praise, but I rank it right up there with _Blues Brothers_ and the first _Wayne’s World_. > \*\* You are entitled to your own opinion of course, but that was the most GOd awful pieces of hot monkeyshit I have ever seen. 2 hours of my life wasted. It only made $900,000. Crap, but I think we can all agree that it is not the worst SNL movie. [http://us.imdb.com/Business?0110169](http://us.imdb.com/Business?0110169) ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/32 "2003-07-25T05:50:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elucidator \* > \*\*Technical point: the correct term for oral contact with a vagina is _cunnilinctus_. \*\* cunnilin **g** us; with a “g” ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/33 "2003-07-25T06:37:25Z")
I find that since he started writing for newspapers, his views moderated a lot. Who knows, after a few more years hem like Arianna huffington , will be a real no-spin zone. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/34 "2003-07-25T06:44:52Z")
> [@](#): > > I was really hoping for a porno link to the suck and fuck fest of Oreilly and Coulter. If such a link were to exist, I’d bet dollars to donuts that it’d be hosted by the Stile Project. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/35 "2003-07-25T06:52:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by terd\_ferguson \* > \*\*You are entitled to your own opinion of course, but that was the most GOd awful pieces of hot monkeyshit I have ever seen. 2 hours of my life wasted. It only made $900,000. Crap, but I think we can all agree that it is not the worst SNL movie. > > [http://us.imdb.com/Business?0110169](http://us.imdb.com/Business?0110169) \*\* I didn’t even have to click on that link to know it would go to _It’s Pat: The Movie_. ---
**Author:** ![Gest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9d8465/32.png) [@Gest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gest)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/36 "2003-07-25T16:30:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by elucidator \* > **While perhaps satisfying emotionally and having all manner of classic allusions, merely gouging out your eyeballs is rather moot, don’t you think? I mean, you may prevent yourself from seeing any further obscenity but the Munching of the CoulterBeast would already be lodged in your _mind_. I sincerely doubt meditation and/or therapy will dislodge such a ghastly image from your mind.** I think it’s funny you should say this. We constantly hear how conservatives should stop trying to push politics into the bedroom and yet here you impugn her fuckworthiness based solely, presumably at least, on her political views. I, for one, would jump at the opportunity to break as many of your country’s morality based laws as possible with her and that’s speaking as a (reformed) brick throwing leftie radical. Her ideas and beliefs are disgusting but I’m sure she doesn’t have any of those in her vagina, so I’d chance it. A bit of sodomy might do her the world of good but then again – who cares! She’s tasty in a nasty, Gestapo-bitch sort of way and politics and debauchery don’t mix.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/37 "2003-07-25T16:46:55Z")
Gest, I disagree. Politics and debauchery are a PERFECT mix. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/38 "2003-07-25T17:14:22Z")
I’m sitting here trying to decide how I feel about this issue and I’ve got a little, white conservative pussy on my right shoulder and a little, pink liberal pussy on my left and honestly, I must admit that I sincerely appreciate both points of view. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/39 "2003-07-25T21:06:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Miller \* > \*\*You know, _Stuart Saves his Family_ is a vastly underrated work. I think it’s easily one of the best SNL based movies ever made. Yeah, okay, damning with faint praise, but I rank it right up there with _Blues Brothers_ and the first _Wayne’s World_. \*\* I’d rank it higher than both of them–great movie. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652/40 "2003-07-25T23:11:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > I’m sitting here trying to decide how I feel about this issue and I’ve got a little, white conservative pussy on my right shoulder and a little, pink liberal pussy on my left and honestly, I must admit that I sincerely appreciate both points of view. **Please** tell me you’re talking about _cats_… :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-oreilly-did-coulters-pussy-really-taste-that-goodte/190652.md?page=3)