This is a silly place.
That’s bint, you maundering trollop!
Oi! Who you calling a trollop! Your mother is a hamster, and your father smells of elderberries!
That’s still no excuse for calling me señor!
Or Don Bigglés for that matter!
Hey, hey, hey!!! That’s breaking an SDMB rule, that is. Surely you know what “trollop” is the feminine of … 
Come on, patsy!
May I just interrupt for a moment to point out that this is, in fact, the second time that I’m posting to this thread?
Alself me to introlow mybodyduce. No, alduce my to intro… No, induce me to…
No, there isn’t time.
This is my only line.
Well, it is!