# Hey Q.E.D... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 29, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926 "2003-03-29T00:04:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/41 "2003-03-29T01:37:59Z")
**iampunha** , your post count and PPD does not bother me at all. You’ve had three freaking years to bulid that up. Q.E.Pencil shavings are yum yum fun in my stomach has only been here for about a month, and has over 2000 posts. If he posts at the same freqency, he’d probably surpass handy in a year or two. And that’s disturbing. ---
**Author:** ![lorinada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5e925/32.png) [@lorinada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorinada)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/42 "2003-03-29T01:39:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*since you only have a post count of 700 odd posts… > > And don’t fucking come back until you have as many posts as…Q.E.Hugeloser. \*\* And since you only have 100 some-odd posts, I ask that you leave until you have as many as Q.E.D. Teeheehee, you probably think that actually makes sense! ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/43 "2003-03-29T01:39:23Z")
**iampunha** I’d just like to point out that **Q.E.D.'s** ppd is more than three times yours. 27.57 vs. 8.9. ---
**Author:** ![Azael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@Azael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azael)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/44 "2003-03-29T01:42:12Z")
Way to pick a poster who probably deserves to be pitted the least. What did he do to you anyway? > [@](#): > > I love the “report this post to a moderator” feature. Apparently you haven’t the slightest clue about the circumstances that justify its use. This is the pit moron. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/45 "2003-03-29T01:44:03Z")
Hey. Lorinda, IT WAS FUCKING SARCASM!!! (And as opposed to the kind that mates.) Just so I don’t have to repeat myself for morons like you. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/46 "2003-03-29T01:46:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > **Q.E.Pencil shavings are yum yum fun in my stomach has only been here for about a month, and has over 2000 posts.** My registration date is listed as 01-06-2003. Today is 03-28-03. might I suggest a few remedial math courses? That’s about 3 months, 3 weeks, give or take. ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/47 "2003-03-29T01:46:18Z")
What’s the over under on when this thread gets the big lock down? I’ll say 8:05 central time. Takers? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/48 "2003-03-29T01:46:20Z")
Crap. I meant this post: “I love the “report this post to a moderator” feature.” regarding the 3 billy goats gruff comment. Grr. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/49 "2003-03-29T01:48:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*Sarcasm,(about your post count not being high enough). \*\* Oh, so you _are_ aware of sarcasm. You seem to be having trouble recognizing it from others. **pun** , maybe we should get **Coldfire** in here? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/50 "2003-03-29T01:56:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*Point taken, Q.E.“The D. is for the dung that be flung by me at that there computing screen”. \*\* I actually liked this one. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/51 "2003-03-29T01:56:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > \*_I was thinking the same thing. Perhaps that Internet Supervillian_, [King Uekte, the Niftiest Cleverman](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=153491), has exposed another of his sock minions to berate us into submission? Please don’t hurt us, sire!! > [sub]\*with thanks to **Giraffe** [/sub] \*\* I sense a simliar style but there’s…something…missing. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/52 "2003-03-29T01:58:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*My registration date is listed as 01-06-2003. Today is 03-28-03. might I suggest a few remedial math courses? That’s about 3 months, 3 weeks, give or take. \*\* I’m sorry, I was a time traveller coming from 2 months ago when I posted that, so in err I said month. Or it could be because I forgot to look at your reg date again. Jackass. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/53 "2003-03-29T01:59:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \* > \*\*I sense a simliar style but there’s…something…missing. \*\* Would that be… the slightest semblence of wit or intelligence? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/54 "2003-03-29T02:01:48Z")
How am _I_ a jackass because _you_ didn’t check your facts? 'Splain that to me, Lucy. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/55 "2003-03-29T02:03:07Z")
Dee en eff tee tee… ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/56 "2003-03-29T02:05:30Z")
It’s the Pit. We’re _supposed_ to feed them here. To the goats. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/57 "2003-03-29T02:10:12Z")
Oh…_another_ post…way to pad that count, **Q.E.D.** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/58 "2003-03-29T02:13:22Z")
Well, this _is_ my pitting. It would be rude to the OP not to make a few appearances. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/59 "2003-03-29T02:15:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*I’m sorry, I was a time traveller coming from 2 months ago when I posted that, so in err I said month. > Or it could be because I forgot to look at your reg date again. > Jackass. \*\* I’m still giggling like a schoolgirl because of this… _Jackass_ ;j Because _you_ were mistaken. What wit… What wisdom… What the fuck are you on? P.S. If the straps are too tight, the nurse will be by in a minute. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/60 "2003-03-29T02:17:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*It’s the Pit. We’re _supposed_ to feed them here. To the goats. \*\* Actually, no, we’re not. We’re not supposed to feed them in any way. Just let it die. [sub]Of course, I’ve just bumped it to the top again with this post, which makes me a jerk, which is a bannable offense. That’s irony, MachineHead.[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926.md?page=4)