# Hey Q.E.D... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 29, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926 "2003-03-29T00:04:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/61 "2003-03-29T02:21:49Z")
And now he’s asking for [hugs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173408) in MPSIMS. _snort_ Ok, this isn’t fun any more. Can the Pittee ask the mods to close a thread? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/62 "2003-03-29T02:24:52Z")
Gawd be dammin it, I’m feeding the troll again. Somebody stop me, please. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/63 "2003-03-29T02:26:01Z")
Bananable? Are we piting fruits now? You watch it, **Q.E.D** on’t come crying to me when the wolves eat your family, soon we will cover you with cherries. The Pitted kind. ---
**Author:** ![Sqube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@Sqube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sqube)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/64 "2003-03-29T02:31:03Z")
I think that this is a textbook case of everybody pounding on the pitter because he’s got the IQ of a melted popsicle. I mean seriously **Machine** , your post was the equivalent of “Hey you! Loser! You post too much!”. And then, after all sorts of mindless comments that make no sense, you begin to claim that you were being sarcastic. Am I the only one who thinks you’re a :wally? ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/65 "2003-03-29T02:36:39Z")
Hey **Q.E.D.** , while we are here in the pit and all, do you really need to add the sig to every fucking post? “Which was to be Demonstrated” Got it, great. Thanks, latin lesson is over for today. You son of a bitch. I don’t want your pitting to be in vain. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/66 "2003-03-29T02:52:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Rhum Runner \* > \*\*Hey **Q.E.D.** , while we are here in the pit and all, do you really need to add the sig to every fucking post? “Which was to be Demonstrated” Got it, great. Thanks, latin lesson is over for today. You son of a bitch. I don’t want your pitting to be in vain. \*\* There! Now _that’s_ a Pitting! _ahem_ Yes, I must add my sig to every single fucking post, you goat-felching son of an asshat’s fucktard donkey. If you don’t like it, you can shove straight up your ass with an electric cattle prod. There, I feel cleansed, now. ;j ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/67 "2003-03-29T02:54:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*Sweet, the world’s first people-felching goats! \*\* With a post like this, he stays. (Can I be the first to beg to use it as a sig? I promise I won’t use it every time I post! :p) ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/68 "2003-03-29T02:55:32Z")
Go for it, **lel**. My post is your sig. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/69 "2003-03-29T02:57:26Z")
I **do** need a new sig, though. I must admit I’m getting tired of this one myself. Any suggestions? - Sigless in Seattle. ---
**Author:** ![g8rguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7cd45c/32.png) [@g8rguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/g8rguy)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/70 "2003-03-29T02:58:22Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Q.E.D._ > \*\*My registration date is listed as 01-06-2003. Today is 03-28-03. might I suggest a few remedial math courses? That’s about 3 months, 3 weeks, give or take. \*\*/ _Pssst! Hey **Q.E.D.** , buddy!_ Woe though it pains me to say this… umm… well, that would be about **2** months, 3 weeks, give or take, would it not? ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/71 "2003-03-29T03:01:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*And now he’s asking for [hugs](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173408) in MPSIMS. _snort_ \*\* I saw that, and wondered what he was thinking. Did he somehow have the impression he was popular? I’d already seen this thread, but couldn’t think of any appropriate response to the childish and pathetic attempt at pitting you. As you said, there weren’t any salient points to counter, or I probably would have done so. As it was, I didn’t think it was going to last more than 5 or 6 posts, but I underestimated the number of people he’d annoyed. And, now he’s whining that people don’t like him. And, I _still_ don’t know what he has against _you._ ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/72 "2003-03-29T03:02:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by g8rguy \* > \*\*_Pssst! Hey **Q.E.D.** , buddy!_ Woe though it pains me to say this… umm… well, that would be about **2** months, 3 weeks, give or take, would it not? \*\* Would you believe my finger slipped? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/73 "2003-03-29T03:02:53Z")
Okay, **Q.E.D.** Just give me a moment here and I’ll unveil my new sig. However, I do want to note that the mods have said that it’s preferable to use one’s sig only [once per thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119264), if one uses a sig line at all. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/74 "2003-03-29T03:06:27Z")
**Davebear** , I’ll bet it’s [url=http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=171102]this thread\*\*. He was being an idiot then, and I lit into him pretty good. Heh. **Lel** , no one pointed that out to me before. Thanks. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/75 "2003-03-29T03:07:30Z")
Crap! [Fixed link.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=171102) ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/76 "2003-03-29T03:09:22Z")
No problem, **Q.E.D.**. I do confess that I personally like that rule. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/77 "2003-03-29T03:11:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*I saw that, and wondered what he was thinking. Did he somehow have the impression he was popular? I’d already seen this thread, but couldn’t think of any appropriate response to the childish and pathetic attempt at pitting you. As you said, there weren’t any salient points to counter, or I probably would have done so. As it was, I didn’t think it was going to last more than 5 or 6 posts, but I underestimated the number of people he’d annoyed. And, now he’s whining that people don’t like him. And, I _still_ don’t know what he has against _you._ \*\* No hugs from you, davebear? ☹ Please? Lord knows I do need a hug. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/78 "2003-03-29T03:12:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > **I do need a new sig, though. I must admit I’m getting tired of this one myself. Any suggestions?** How about; Can blow a **MachineHead** gasket in a single post! Or, - mechanical device, cephalus; exists; short preposition; loud enough to be heard; out of mind ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/79 "2003-03-29T03:26:46Z")
Oi, Machineheeed, Naaaaaawwww! ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926/80 "2003-03-29T03:27:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*Davebear, I’ll bet it’s [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=171102). He was being an idiot then, and I lit into him pretty good. Heh. > \*\* Soooooo…I need to go look for the threads in which **MachineHead** pits **2trew, Ogre, AwSnappity, Venoma, Smeghead, desertrat, Tony Montana, Ferret Herder, spooje, Jack Batty, cuauhtemoc, and carrot** , too? I don’t think I have that much time. D’oh! :smack: I just got it! _That’s_ why he’s whining about you posting so much! It’s because you nailed him so many times. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-q-e-d/164926.md?page=5)