# Hey Sammy Sosa!  Up your ass with a red hot poker!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-sammy-sosa-up-your-ass-with-a-red-hot-poker/125273>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 23, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-sammy-sosa-up-your-ass-with-a-red-hot-poker/125273 "2002-08-23T18:35:17Z")\
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**Author:** ![crypto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b3f665/32.png) [@crypto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crypto)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-sammy-sosa-up-your-ass-with-a-red-hot-poker/125273/1 "2002-08-23T18:35:17Z")

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Dear Sammy,

Listen, you 'roided freakshow… we are all sick and tired of your “Sammy hop”, not to mention your two-finger kiss-and-blow routine. Please. Stop. Now.  
I can’t believe that an opposing pitcher hasn’t taken offense to your antics and pumped a 95 mph fastball into your earhole.

I lothe you. If the owners get random drug testing, two-finger kiss-and-blow your ass goodbye.