# Hey Satan- **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 4, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-satan/39658 "2000-11-04T03:17:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-satan/39658/1 "2000-11-04T03:17:37Z")
Looks like you’ve got your monetary savings from not smoking down to the penny! So, what are you doing with all that extra swag? Mutual funds? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-satan/39658/2 "2000-11-04T03:34:14Z")
Rumer has it that now that he’s quit smoking he’s up to 3 lapdances a day! Dishing out twice as much money as for the smokes… its so sad. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-satan/39658/3 "2000-11-04T03:35:29Z")
**Rastahomie** , you wrong the Forked-Tailed One. Why, \*\*Satan/b] is just a fallen angel, i.e. a stubborn cuss who opted for excellent company over pleasant climate. He wouldn’t forget his close friends here on the SDMB who helped him quit the filthy habit. Whatever savings he realizes will _surely_ be spent on gifts for his friends! And okay, maybe a a few token goodies for Drain Bead, too. ::blinks at Satan with innocent trust:: Veb ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-satan/39658/4 "2000-11-04T04:19:17Z")
I seem to have found other ways to spend my smoking money… Phone bills and gas credit cards, mostly. Come December, I hope to find other ways to spend it, however! 🙂 * * * Yer pal, [Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg) \*TIME ELAPSED SINCE I QUIT SMOKING: Six months, three weeks, five days, 2 hours, 20 minutes and 35 seconds. 8363 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,045.49. Extra time with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 1 day, 55 minutes. **David B used me as a cite!** \* ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-satan/39658/5 "2000-11-04T06:42:09Z")
> [@](#): > > Come December, I hope to find other ways to spend it, however! Yeah, he said he was going to buy me a new computer. At least, HE’D BETTER!!! ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-satan/39658/6 "2000-11-04T12:48:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satan \* > **Come December, I hope to find other ways to spend it, however! 🙂** Satan celebrates Christmas? Oh, the irony … ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2000, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-satan/39658/7 "2000-11-04T13:12:03Z")
Satan is an anagram for Santa. _I’ll be back later with this year’s list._😉