# Hey: shove your nuclear waste up your own asses, fuckers **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 31, 2019, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-shove-your-nuclear-waste-up-your-own-asses-fuckers/828712 "2019-01-31T07:57:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![somepumpkin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@somepumpkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/somepumpkin)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-shove-your-nuclear-waste-up-your-own-asses-fuckers/828712/61 "2019-02-01T02:17:21Z")
i fucked that up. Should have linked here: [Category:Hardcore punk groups from California - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Hardcore_punk_groups_from_California). So much for comparison/contrast and trying to be (somewhat) objective and shit. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-shove-your-nuclear-waste-up-your-own-asses-fuckers/828712/62 "2019-02-01T08:11:47Z")
From a link up-thread: > [@](#): > > Under constant armed guard, 16 canisters of highly radioactive waste are entombed in reinforced concrete behind layers of fencing. These 13-foot-tall cylinders may not be much to look at, but they are among the most expensive dumpsters in the country, **monuments to government inaction**. > … By the Department of Energy’s own optimistic estimates, the government will be forced to cough up a **whopping $28 billion more in taxpayer funds** as a result of litigation in coming years. Why do I think the right-wingers who whine about ‘government inaction’ and ‘whopping taxes’ are _the very same crybabies_ who won’t allow America to use their precious Yucca Mountain? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Feldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lord_feldon/32/341_2.png) [@Lord\_Feldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Feldon)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-shove-your-nuclear-waste-up-your-own-asses-fuckers/828712/63 "2019-02-01T08:57:43Z")
Had it not been for the coincidence of a Nevada senator having an outsize say in the operations of the federal government for a decade, this would have happened years ago. ---
**Author:** ![DPRK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4491bb/32.png) [@DPRK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DPRK)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-shove-your-nuclear-waste-up-your-own-asses-fuckers/828712/64 "2019-02-02T01:49:29Z")
I mean, if you really don’t want that stuff, there is no need to bury it; I’ll be happy to take it off your hands. I prefer metallic supergrade plutonium. ---
**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-shove-your-nuclear-waste-up-your-own-asses-fuckers/828712/65 "2019-02-02T08:00:30Z")
> [@DPRK](#): > > I mean, if you really don’t want that stuff, there is no need to bury it; I’ll be happy to take it off your hands. I prefer metallic supergrade plutonium. Hey, I’ve already got too many NSA viruses on my laptop. If you’re serious about this we’ll need some sort of code. ‘Popcorn’ is plutonium, ‘buttermilk’ is beryllium, ‘gooseberries’ are you-know-what. ---
**Author:** ![k9bfriender](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k9bfriender/32/3283_2.png) [@k9bfriender](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/k9bfriender)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2019, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-shove-your-nuclear-waste-up-your-own-asses-fuckers/828712/66 "2019-02-02T16:43:00Z")
> [@DPRK](#): > > I mean, if you really don’t want that stuff, there is no need to bury it; I’ll be happy to take it off your hands. I prefer metallic supergrade plutonium. Just pile it in the corner. But make sure you don’t pile it _too_ high. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-shove-your-nuclear-waste-up-your-own-asses-fuckers/828712.md?page=3)