# Hey so this aga whatever dude **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 3, 2020, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750 "2020-09-03T20:48:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/1 "2020-09-03T20:48:37Z")
I said I was going to stop doing this, but sweet gods people, take it the fuck out of the omnibus thread. 132 posts about jack-off and bull penis recipes is a LOT. In so many ways. Commence sniping. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/2 "2020-09-03T21:07:45Z")
I support the pitting, but I’ll complain about the title. When I see the thread link under one of his posts, I want it to be a glorious insult that needles him every time he makes an idiotic argument. This title is just…meh. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/3 "2020-09-03T21:11:54Z")
I am open to suggestions. Best suggestion gets new thread started tonight sometime. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/4 "2020-09-03T22:18:23Z")
For some reason, that agawhatever asshole really pushed my buttons in a way that no other poster has. I think it’s the blatant lying in GD & P&E, where we can’t call him out for it. If you ask him for a cite, he provides some irrelevant piece of shit site. I don’t think I’ve seen such blatant lying in those forums before. Asshattery, trolling, etc., yes, but not blatant lying. ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/5 "2020-09-03T22:42:59Z")
> [@RitterSport](#): > > I don’t think I’ve seen such blatant lying in those forums before. Asshattery, trolling, etc., yes, but not blatant lying. I used to see all that (including blatant lying) from our eight-legged friend, but I haven’t seen it for a while now. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2020, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/6 "2020-09-03T23:36:40Z")
?@? Linketylink? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/7 "2020-09-04T04:54:40Z")
Here’s one: > [@Ex-Republican strategist: Republican Party conservatism was always a lie](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ex-republican-strategist-republican-party-conservatism-was-always-a-lie/918812/16): > > As for family values, if both Democrat and GOP candidates have bad character then you have to choose the least evil. As for standing up to adversaries Trump has done quite well with regard to Russia, China, and Iran. Obama played footsie with Russia and promised more “flexibility”. When Iran was caught paying bounties for attacks on American soldiers Obama responded by giving them billions. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/8 "2020-09-04T10:45:46Z")
Now you’ve done it! He’ll be trolling over here next. ---
**Author:** ![agzem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@agzem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agzem)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/9 "2020-09-04T11:37:07Z")
What part is incorrect? ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/10 "2020-09-04T12:28:27Z")
See what you’ve done? Let’s try this: Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice! Also, for luck: Kltpzyxm Retsim! ---
**Author:** ![agzem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@agzem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agzem)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/11 "2020-09-04T12:30:45Z")
Looks like Rittersport is trolling again. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/12 "2020-09-04T12:46:09Z")
Please provide a cite for this lie. Thank you. And, with that, I’m out of here. Your inane, lying posts are normally hidden from me, but I just can’t resist seeing that garbage you’re spewing from your rancid brain. So, I’m gone! I won’t let the door hit me in the ass. Thank you in advance for your concern. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/13 "2020-09-04T16:30:08Z")
Hi Sunny! Long time no hear. What the heck is this about??? ---
**Author:** ![Ruken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f475e1/32.png) [@Ruken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruken)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/14 "2020-09-04T17:32:41Z")
Are we turning the doofery up to eleven? I’m not wearing my fancy hat yet. ---
**Author:** ![RitterSport](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rittersport/32/6326_2.png) [@RitterSport](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RitterSport)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2020, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/15 "2020-09-04T17:36:27Z")
If this board has to have trolls, you could do worse than a doofus made of chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2020, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/16 "2020-09-11T03:38:11Z")
He has the distinction of being the third to fail **Kron’s Test of Posting Worthiness** … literally every post originated by him could be replaced with fart noises, and _the value contained therein does not change._ ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2020, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/17 "2020-09-11T22:58:10Z")
That’s absurd. Fart noises would by far _improve_ his posts. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/18 "2020-09-12T00:06:36Z")
So would this. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/ss2hULhXf04/hqdefault.jpg "Charlie Brown Teacher Speaking") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2hULhXf04) ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2020, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/19 "2020-10-18T00:59:53Z")
> [@Does Amy Coney Barrett Belong to a Religious Cult(!)?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-amy-coney-barrett-belong-to-a-religious-cult/923154/40): > > What precisely are you wanting to happen here? Nothing more than continuing his M.O. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2020, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-so-this-aga-whatever-dude/919750/20 "2020-10-18T03:59:23Z")
> [@Does Amy Coney Barrett Belong to a Religious Cult(!)?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/does-amy-coney-barrett-belong-to-a-religious-cult/923154/44): > > I’m not seeing anything… [![](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/52/f5/99/52f59945a29d064119b5a7646b3a4bd9.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/52/f5/99/52f59945a29d064119b5a7646b3a4bd9.jpg)