# Hey, Spock, YOU'RE A FUCKIN' MORON! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 8, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346 "2010-04-08T00:06:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Super\_Kapowzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Super\_Kapowzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Kapowzler)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/1 "2010-04-08T00:06:50Z")
Oh, okay, smartguy, you with the “compute to the last digit Pi” and shit. That’s your best shot? How 'bout: 10 PRINT _(or **?** to all you uber-speedkeying vulcans)_ “You ain’t SHIT!” 20 GOTO 10 How’s that for your vulcan 7 year bitch? I did that to your momma, and only 'cuz she was human. Bitch. And that shit ties up the ENTIRE PROCESSING CAPABILITY of, can I really call it a CPU??? Nice that fuckers in the UFP hadn’t thought about Pi and shit and irrationals and numbers and INFINITY and shit and stupid fucking vulcans and astronauts that drive 900 miles to Florida wearing space-diapers. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/2 "2010-04-08T00:09:25Z")
This post is … highly illogical. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/3 "2010-04-08T00:11:48Z")
Emotional, isn’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/4 "2010-04-08T00:12:25Z")
Who took _your_ baby’s tobasco sauce? ---
**Author:** ![BorgHunter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@BorgHunter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BorgHunter)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/5 "2010-04-08T00:13:49Z")
All this time, I thought Edsger Dijkstra hated gotos because they encourage spaghetti code, but now I discover that the real reason is because people will make unintelligible posts on the SDMB involving them. Very insightful, that Dijkstra. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/6 "2010-04-08T00:14:53Z")
Where’s your logic now? Hey, guess what, Mr Spock? I burning your tribble! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/7 "2010-04-08T00:18:09Z")
Logic! Logic! I’m sick to death of logic! Do you want to know what I think about your logic? ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/8 "2010-04-08T00:20:59Z")
What was the name of that Chuck Barris program…The Bong Show? Something like that… ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/9 "2010-04-08T00:24:40Z")
> [@BorgHunter](#): > > All this time, I thought Edsger Dijkstra hated gotos because they encourage spaghetti code, but now I discover that the real reason is because people will make unintelligible posts on the SDMB involving them. Very insightful, that Dijkstra. [This](http://twitpic.com/1dnk9t) is why you don’t use goto code. ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/10 "2010-04-08T00:33:19Z")
You’re assuming a computer in the 23rd century ran BASIC. Highly unlikely. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/11 "2010-04-08T00:46:31Z")
You seem to have confused Spock for one of Mudd’s androids. ---
**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/12 "2010-04-08T00:48:33Z")
Well, it is a _little_ disturbing to find that 23rd-century computers can’t multitask at all. I guess that sometime in the future, someone will figure out why single-threaded is best. ---
**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/13 "2010-04-08T00:49:59Z")
Wow…good luck with…_.all_ that! ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/14 "2010-04-08T01:57:51Z")
> [@Frylock](#): > > Who took _your_ baby’s tobasco sauce? Mr. Spock did while his kid was jumping on **Super Kapowzler’s** couch. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/15 "2010-04-08T02:51:54Z")
We must nuke the OP from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/16 "2010-04-08T03:04:14Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > Logic! Logic! I’m sick to death of logic! Do you want to know what I think about your logic? “Logic is a little bird tweeting in meadow; logic is a wreath of pretty flowers which smell baaaddd…” ---
**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/17 "2010-04-08T03:29:06Z")
Amanda is dead! Long live Amanda! I like Amanda, and I like Winona Ryder, but I hated Winona Ryder’s Amanda. Jane Wyatt FTW! ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/18 "2010-04-08T03:32:45Z")
Fascinating. I postulate that the OP eats stupid food for breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/19 "2010-04-08T03:48:52Z")
Ah yes, getting burnt and watching all of TOS. Good times. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2010, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/20 "2010-04-08T05:20:13Z")
Brain and again brain! What is brain? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346.md?page=2)