# Hey, Spock, YOU'RE A FUCKIN' MORON! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 8, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346 "2010-04-08T00:06:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/181 "2010-04-19T05:06:05Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Don’t people in your century _pee_? I’m not detecting any leak…😕 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/182 "2010-04-19T06:50:07Z")
So you’re all astronauts on some sort of… star trek? ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/183 "2010-04-19T14:45:00Z")
**… to baldly go where no thread has gone before…** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/184 "2010-04-19T16:57:04Z")
We will. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/185 "2010-04-19T17:26:16Z")
> [@Super\_Kapowzler](#): > > That’s Haiku, Bitches > its like Japanese and shit > but you wouldn’t know. > > Nutbar? > Front page now? > > Fine, I’m outta here. > I’m changing my screen name to like “Brains comin’ out my F-in’ ears and shit.” and I will be back. You just won’t know who I am. I’m gonna hang out on pages with CalMeacham and just say smart shit. > > How do you like me now? > Word to your mutha. Oh, him? He’s harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/186 "2010-04-19T19:55:34Z")
> [@simster](#): > > Oh, him? He’s harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much LDS. You think he had sex with too many Mormons? ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/187 "2010-04-19T19:59:21Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > You think he had sex with too many Mormons? Hey, Spock, YOU’RE FUCKIN’ A MORMON! ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/188 "2010-04-19T20:32:16Z")
> [@Encinitas](#): > > Kahn! What the hell does [Madeline Kahn](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madeline_Kahn) have to do with any of this? [sub]Is it twoo what they say about how your people are…gifted?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/189 "2010-04-19T21:07:11Z")
Madeline Kahn: Don’t tell me, you’re from outer space. What is it that you do - do? Kirk: I’m from Iowa. I only work in outer space. ---
**Author:** ![bleach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bleach/32/3106_2.png) [@bleach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleach)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/190 "2010-04-19T22:05:05Z")
Iowa? Only steers and queers come from Iowa, Captain Kirk. And there’s no trace of homosexuality on you so that kinda narrows it down. Do you like getting killed by falling off a bridge, Kirk? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/191 "2010-04-20T12:39:14Z")
Jim Kirk was no Boy Scout… and he was no steer. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/192 "2010-04-20T14:05:41Z")
Kirk: I can’t believe I kissed you. Martia (appearing as Kirk): Must have been your lifelong ambition. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/193 "2010-04-20T18:44:59Z")
**Super Kapowzler** must have been working in the zenite mines without a mask. Why yes, I HAVE been watching old TOS episodes; thanks for asking. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/194 "2010-04-20T19:52:43Z")
Festival! ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2010, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/195 "2010-04-20T20:13:03Z")
I don’t think some of these posts are quite hitting the mark. Kirk: _I_ … don’t care - if you hit the broad side - of a barn, just get on with it! Spock: [sub]_{pausing}_[/sub] Why would I wish to hit such a structure? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/196 "2010-04-21T00:57:01Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > Festival! You are NOT of the Body! ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/197 "2010-04-21T02:48:23Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > You are NOT of the Body! Landru will know! He will come! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/198 "2010-04-21T02:49:58Z")
Watch where you throw your exploding rocks, Spock. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/199 "2010-04-21T03:47:54Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > No, it’s a Russian inwention! Can you tell us where to find the nuclear wessels? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/200 "2010-04-21T04:01:15Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Can you tell us where to find the nuclear wessels? Ooooh, I don’t know if I know the answer to that. I think it’s across the bay, in Alameda. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346.md?page=11)