# Hey, Spock, YOU'RE A FUCKIN' MORON! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 8, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346 "2010-04-08T00:06:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/201 "2010-04-21T09:25:49Z")
> [@Cat Whisperer](#): > > Watch where you throw your exploding rocks, Spock. If there was ever an episode where the **Red Shirts** bought the farm, wow! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/202 "2010-04-21T13:53:57Z")
Hey, Landru! Are you helping this thread, or making it worse?! – As if that were even possible! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2010, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/203 "2010-04-21T14:22:42Z")
> [@Icerigger](#): > > If there was ever an episode where the **Red Shirts** bought the farm, wow! You know it! You think they would learn not to trust any Eden-like planets. How about thorough scans for danger first? Maybe they wouldn’t determine that phaser-level lightning blasts can occur anytime. And maybe they’d fail to advise against running anywhere, because the rocks are natural land-mines. But how could they miss that some of the plants spray poison. Only “Obsession” and “Galileo Seven” had comparable body-counts from Enterprise crew. (In the latter, only half of the Red Shirts aboard Galileo went flat-line-- two-- but there was mention of a few others on one or two other shuttles that we didn’t see.) * * * There was once a Star Trek musical in \*Mad Magazine \*that took the melody from “Age of Aquarius” from “Hair” and had lyrics about the Red Shirts. I don’t have the first two lines. Sing or hum the tune up to “… aligns with Mars. …” and then come in: \*… be sure your adventures do not… kill off your stars! And you can do it with a crew that’s dispensable crew that’s dispensable… Dispensable! Dispens-a-ble!\* _ **- Og** _ ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Kapowzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Super\_Kapowzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Kapowzler)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/204 "2010-04-22T00:14:40Z")
Stop free-basing Tri-Ox compound you Star Track bitches. I am tracing your ISP through my Tholian Web Browser. Walk away. Walk away. Just walk away and I will spare you. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/205 "2010-04-22T00:54:51Z")
I have a penis, therefore I am not a Star Track bitch. Pass whatever the hell Tri Ox compound is over this way. ---
**Author:** ![bleach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bleach/32/3106_2.png) [@bleach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleach)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/206 "2010-04-22T01:08:08Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Watch where you throw your exploding rocks, Spock. Don’t be a big jerk, Kirk You’re a doctor, not bok choi, McCoy Just listen to me. Find somethin’ to do, Q You don’t need to ask Sulu Try wearin’ a dress, Kes And get yourself free. ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Kapowzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Super\_Kapowzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Kapowzler)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/207 "2010-04-22T01:42:25Z")
Slap-up the Metrones Spock Jams, singin’ baritone pass the salt please Suckerchick is lookin’ at me. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/208 "2010-04-22T03:23:28Z")
Space, to boldly go where no whore has gone before It’s in your face, all over the alien race, warp-factor 6 all over the place Spock, wipe that smirk off your face, you wouldn’t have shit if it weren’t for that deep bass, Voice ya got, highly illogical, improbable, impractical, mathematical fuckin’ moron! Set phasers to stun, son, we got a war on. Beam me up Scotty, this rap is ill! They can’t take much more of this shit. (Khan ya dig it?) ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/209 "2010-04-22T03:30:25Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Space, to boldly go where no whore has gone before > It’s in your face, all over the alien race, warp-factor 6 all over the place > Spock, wipe that smirk off your face, you wouldn’t have shit if it weren’t for that deep bass, > Voice ya got, > highly illogical, improbable, impractical, mathematical fuckin’ moron! > Set phasers to stun, son, we got a war on. > > Beam me up Scotty, this rap is ill! They can’t take much more of this shit. > > (Khan ya dig it?) Wait, let me turn up the tremolo on my Vulcan lute. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/210 "2010-04-22T15:28:02Z")
Somebody please say that “this thread is going nowhere.” As in: Okay, I’ll bite. This thread is going nowhere. Thank you. _ **- Og** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/211 "2010-04-22T15:32:35Z")
No, no, no. This thread is boldly going where… well, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/212 "2010-04-22T15:34:30Z")
Can I just say that Live long and prosper! Leonard Nimoy retires from acting… Hey, Spock, YOU’RE A FUCKIN’ MORON! Is a great sequential thread title. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/213 "2010-04-22T15:35:52Z")
I just can’t believe they haven’t made him a mod yet. ---
**Author:** ![bleach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bleach/32/3106_2.png) [@bleach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleach)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/214 "2010-04-22T18:30:40Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > I just can’t believe they haven’t made him a mod yet. To modly mod where mod mod has modded mod-mod. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/215 "2010-04-22T18:43:17Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > I just can’t believe they haven’t made him a mod yet. Scott: [Trying to think BMalion under the table, Scotty enters, a bit tipsy] I found him in the ganner … ganner room … BMalion: But why not? Scott: He’s, [looks for a reason] Scott: uh, [looks under the Internet; sniffs it] Scott: … He’s green. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/216 "2010-04-23T01:45:37Z")
[Star Treekin’ Time](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhuzjkE65f8)! ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/217 "2010-04-23T04:22:01Z")
> [@Trans Fat Og](#): > > Somebody please say that “this thread is going nowhere.” And, at Warp 10, it’s going nowhere mighty fast! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/218 "2010-04-23T20:53:05Z")
> [@beowulff](#): > > And, at Warp 10, it’s going nowhere mighty fast! In connection with what was said upthread, I was going to say: “at warped _ **whine** _…” 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346.md?page=10)