# Hey, Spock, YOU'RE A FUCKIN' MORON! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 8, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346 "2010-04-08T00:06:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/141 "2010-04-15T04:21:08Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Keep going and put it to music. I’d buy that for a dollar. You need to put the background to music, and Say. It–With-A-bunch-of-pauses and. Runons ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/142 "2010-04-15T05:18:14Z")
[Jim Carrey](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX3KsHDZ1sE) and his hot ass wife, Jenny McCarthy have split… Jim must have finally entered the [_Pon Farr_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pon_farr). What is he… middle aged, now? Man, wish I could trade up to that kind of crazy. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/143 "2010-04-15T05:22:53Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Yes, a fedora. I agree! In keeping with Spock’s head gear in “A Piece of the Action.” > > [http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/STPieceoftheAction.jpg](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/STPieceoftheAction.jpg) [Looks more like this, actually.](http://www.biltmorehats.com/pdf/biltmore_hats_fall_winter_2006.pdf) (PDF warning.) I think it’s the BDF 5309 “Black Diamond” on page 6. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/144 "2010-04-15T05:58:24Z")
wrong thread ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Kapowzler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a698b9/32.png) [@Super\_Kapowzler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Kapowzler)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/145 "2010-04-15T12:17:47Z")
That’s Haiku, Bitches its like Japanese and shit but you wouldn’t know. Nutbar? Front page now? Fine, I’m outta here. I’m changing my screen name to like “Brains comin’ out my F-in’ ears and shit.” and I will be back. You just won’t know who I am. I’m gonna hang out on pages with CalMeacham and just say smart shit. How do you like me now? Word to your mutha. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/146 "2010-04-15T12:36:55Z")
Mom? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/147 "2010-04-15T13:14:13Z")
Aren’t you dead? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/148 "2010-04-15T15:08:29Z")
> [@Super\_Kapowzler](#): > > Fine, I’m outta here. > I’m changing my screen name to like “Brains comin’ out my F-in’ ears and shit.” and I will be back. You just won’t know who I am. Hey, dude, read the rules You can’t have more than one name Or you’ll get banned. K? > [@Registartion Agreement](#): > > Only one screen name is permitted per user. If you wish to change screen names please email an administrator. Use of multiple screen names is grounds for revocation of your right to post under ANY screen name. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/149 "2010-04-15T15:17:08Z")
Super Kapowzler Is being warned by Marley. When come back, bring pie. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/150 "2010-04-15T15:32:50Z")
Oh man, you and your crazy rules! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/151 "2010-04-15T15:59:00Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > … But like a bad marksman, you keep missing the target. You’re going to have to come down here, Khan. You’re going to have to come down here and kill me yourself. 😕 But this is the Cafe Society. Are you starting a Pit thread, then? _ **- Khan Noonian Og** _ ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/152 "2010-04-15T16:02:19Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > Oh man, you and your crazy rules! **RUUUUUUUUULES!** _ **- James “Jack” Trans Og** _ ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/153 "2010-04-15T16:56:56Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > wrong thread How could you tell? ETA: HAIKU, BITCHES! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/154 "2010-04-15T17:01:57Z")
> [@Trans Fat Og](#): > > **RUUUUUUUUULES!** > > _ **- James “Jack” Trans Og** _ I just splorted my spaghetti out through my nose. :mad:😛 ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/155 "2010-04-15T17:31:14Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Don’t you mean **KHAAAAAN!**? Exactly, “Khan” is a terrible breach of Nerdiquette. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/156 "2010-04-15T17:36:46Z")
it’s green! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/157 "2010-04-15T19:37:09Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > In Cyberspace, EVERYONE can hear you whine. Okay. So would you like some kinda’ bread \* with your whine? _ **-Og** _ * * * - [Quadrotriticale](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadrotriticale#Triticale_in_fiction) bread, of course!😛 ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/158 "2010-04-15T19:52:58Z")
> [@Trans Fat Og](#): > > Okay. So would you like some kinda’ bread \* with your whine? _ **-Og** _ > > * * * > > - [Quadrotriticale](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadrotriticale#Triticale_in_fiction) bread, of course!😛 what? Wheat, so what? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/159 "2010-04-15T20:05:01Z")
Wheat and wheat, what is wheat? ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/160 "2010-04-15T23:02:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Wheat and wheat, what is wheat? FYI Quadro-triticale is a high-yield grain, a hybrid of wheat and rye. A perennial, also, I believe. Its root grain, triticale, can trace its ancestry all the way back to 20th century Canada… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346.md?page=9)