# Hey, Spock, YOU'RE A FUCKIN' MORON! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 8, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346 "2010-04-08T00:06:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/161 "2010-04-15T23:13:41Z")
Soylent Quadro-triticale is made out of people! ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/162 "2010-04-16T00:32:37Z")
> [@Icerigger](#): > > FYI > > Quadro-triticale is a high-yield grain, a hybrid of wheat and rye. > A perennial, also, I believe. Its root grain, triticale, can trace its ancestry all the way > back to 20th century Canada… No, it’s a Russian inwention! ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/163 "2010-04-16T10:10:06Z")
> [@](#): > > No, it’s a Russian inwention! 🙂 Could be, after all The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/164 "2010-04-16T17:30:05Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > No, it’s a Russian inwention! drink your drink, lad. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/165 "2010-04-16T18:31:04Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > drink your drink, lad. _gasp_ Thinks silently: “Did he just switch my wodka for scotch?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/166 "2010-04-16T18:59:40Z")
I didn’t mean to say that this thread should be hauling garbage, I meant to say it should be hauled away _as_ garbage. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/167 "2010-04-17T14:46:40Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > I didn’t mean to say that this thread should be hauling garbage, I meant to say it should be hauled away _as_ garbage. How about that? Tribbles actually like this thread! Well, no accounting for tastes… 😛 \*\*\*- Og \*\*\* ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/168 "2010-04-17T18:42:16Z")
> [@BMalion](#): > > I didn’t mean to say that this thread should be hauling garbage, I meant to say it should be hauled away _as_ garbage. I went to a thread, and a knife fight broke out. ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/169 "2010-04-17T20:17:12Z")
> [@Tengu](#): > > Query…is your mod hat a fedora, a top hat, or a pickelhaube…I must know, in order to determine which hilarious image this brings to mind. I think a mod hat looks more like [this](http://cultureandcommunication.org/deadmedia/images/e/ea/Biggles.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/170 "2010-04-17T20:30:03Z")
This thread is the gift that keeps on giving. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/171 "2010-04-18T03:31:31Z")
I find I enjoy this thread even more after injecting myself with a hypo full of cordrazine… ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/172 "2010-04-18T04:39:41Z")
You know, I’ve convinced myself that this thread is all in a cordrazine hallucination. ---
**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/173 "2010-04-18T11:10:58Z")
Murderers!!! Assassins!!! ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/174 "2010-04-18T20:44:32Z")
Who wrote that? – I mean, who\*\*\* will \*\*\*write that? Reply: \ That _greatest_ of \*all \*threads in message board history will be entirely written– By some supreme lunatic– On a planet circling that far left star, in Orion’s belt. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/175 "2010-04-18T20:47:27Z")
> [@Trans Fat Og](#): > > Who wrote that? – I mean, who\*\*\* will \*\*\*write that? > > Reply: > > \ That _greatest_ of \*all \*threads in message board history will be entirely written– > > By some supreme lunatic– > > On a planet circling that far left star, in Orion’s belt. > > 😛 Second star on the left, straight on till morning… ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2010, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/176 "2010-04-18T23:38:05Z")
I met Leonard Nimoy once. He was having lunch with Lloyd Haines in a small airport cafe in Orange county. They were both nice. Leonard had the chicken salad. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/177 "2010-04-19T00:31:32Z")
I liked him better when he was dead. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/178 "2010-04-19T01:13:46Z")
**Cochrane** …? ZEFRAM **Cochrane**? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/179 "2010-04-19T03:08:58Z")
Which one? The likeable All-American hero (who falls in love with a special effect on a distant planet) or the craggy-faced chain smoking whiskey swilling misanthrope? ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2010, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-spock-youre-a-fuckin-moron/535346/180 "2010-04-19T04:07:24Z")
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