# Hey Taco Hell - WTF?!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-taco-hell-wtf/175153>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 14, 2003, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-taco-hell-wtf/175153 "2003-05-14T07:29:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-taco-hell-wtf/175153/41 "2003-05-15T09:19:10Z")

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> \*Originally posted by I Scream In Darkness \*  
> \*\*TACO HELL is NOT MEXICAN FOOD! IT IS PREPROCESSED CRAP that moron Whites eat because they are ignorant of TRUE MEXICAN CULTURE! BOYCOTTT THE TACO SLAVERS! \*\*

Because if I studied true mexican culture for a few years, 7 layer burritos would no longer be tasty.

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**Author:** ![teleute12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@teleute12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teleute12)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-taco-hell-wtf/175153/42 "2003-05-15T09:24:20Z")

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I worked at Taco Bell for six months. So, yes, they do have green sauce, yes, you can get it in your burritos, and no, there isn’t mayonase in the quesadillas, there’s cheese and green sauce. And “meat”. And I always ate soft tacos with beans and rice instead of meat, and sour cream. Mmm.

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-taco-hell-wtf/175153/43 "2003-05-15T14:49:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by gatopescado \*  
> \*\*The other day, I come home from work and grab my kid (19 mo. now) and go to give him a big kiss and discover he is 1) sticky, 2) crusty, 3) covered with whitish-brownish crap, and 4) reeks of cinammon.

Actually, those first three criteria cover most 19 month olds.  
Taco Bell is vile, mostly inedible “food product” that should only be handled by qualified haz-mat teams. But I do get Jonesing for it now and then. I think I need a mexican pizza.

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**Author:** ![musicguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@musicguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/musicguy)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-taco-hell-wtf/175153/44 "2003-05-15T15:03:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by teleute12 \*  
> \*\*I worked at Taco Bell for six months. So, yes, they do have green sauce, yes, you can get it in your burritos, and no, there isn’t mayonase in the quesadillas, there’s cheese and green sauce. \*\*

Has it been a while since you worked there? Taco Bell used to only put green sauce and cheese in the quesadillas but not anymore. At least not in So Cal. I’m not sure about the plain cheese ones, but if you order a chicken or steak quesadilla, there most definitely is this orangish creamy mayonaisse sauce that is utterly disgusting. I always order them without sauce and that improves the taste dramatically.

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**Author:** ![brad\_d](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/50afbb/32.png) [@brad\_d](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brad_d)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-taco-hell-wtf/175153/45 "2003-05-15T17:38:22Z")

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Not even Taco Bell themselves claim to serve Mexican food, so I’m not sure I see any point railing about that. In [their words](http://www.yum.com/about/divisions.htm) they serve “Mexican style food products.” Not the real thing, but the derivation is pretty undeniable.

I haven’t been to Del Taco in quite a while, but I’ve hated it every time.

Now, [Taco Bueno](http://www.angelfire.com/tx/TacoBueno/) is something that I’d love to see migrate out here to California. Bueno is on the list of “must-visit” joints when my wife and I travel to visit my folks in Dallas/Fort Worth (along with the much more controversial [Pancho’s Mexican Buffet](http://www.panchosmexicanbuffet.com/)).

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