# Hey Team Up North!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-team-up-north/214688>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 22, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-team-up-north/214688 "2003-11-22T15:53:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![MeanJoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanjoe/32/5693_2.png) [@MeanJoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanJoe)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-team-up-north/214688/1 "2003-11-22T15:53:34Z")

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Michigan Sucks and doesn’t even have the common courtesy to Swallow, they SPIT!

Let’s Go Bucks!!!  
O - H - I - O!!!  
WOOOO-HOOOO!!! 1 HOUR UNTIL THE GREATEST RIVALRY IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL BABY!!!

MeanJoe

Fuck Michigan

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**Author:** ![Jay\_Belanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Jay\_Belanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jay_Belanger)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-team-up-north/214688/2 "2003-11-22T16:25:27Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MeanJoe \*  
> **Michigan Sucks**

You misspelled “Ohio State Blows Chunks!”

The bad news about the upcoming butt-whipping that OSU is about to undergo is that it will probably ruin their chance to stomp on Oklahoma. But given that the BCS decides that, who knows?

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**Author:** ![quixotic78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3ab097/32.png) [@quixotic78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quixotic78)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-team-up-north/214688/3 "2003-11-22T16:33:56Z")

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Ohio State 13, M_ch_g\*n 12. Maybe 9. There will not be an offensive touchdown in the game.

Print it.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-team-up-north/214688/4 "2003-11-22T16:43:00Z")

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As much as I hate all Big 11 teams I do, at this point, have to say “Go Blue” - since I am a USC fan.

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**Author:** ![Jay\_Belanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Jay\_Belanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jay_Belanger)\
**Post date:** [November 22, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-team-up-north/214688/5 "2003-11-22T16:44:04Z")

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> _Originally posted by quixotic78 \*  
> \*\*Ohio State 13, M_ch_g_n 12. Maybe 9. There will not be an offensive touchdown in the game.  
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I hope there isn’t an offensive touchdown in the game, since any touchdown that OSU scores would be offensive. Any touchdown that UM scores, of course, would be righteous.

I’m sorry to see that M_ch_g\*n only scores 12 points in your scenario, but MEECHIGAN will score at least 20, of course.