# Hey Twickster, How was this OTHER warning justified?

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**Created:** [December 17, 2009, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649 "2009-12-17T16:33:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![MOIDALIZE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@MOIDALIZE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MOIDALIZE)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/21 "2009-12-17T18:45:32Z")

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Can we get a genuflecting smiley?

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/22 "2009-12-17T18:46:46Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Here’s Twickster’s response:

Where do you see an admission of anything? She said that she would, not that she should. The two words are not interchangeable.

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/23 "2009-12-17T18:47:20Z")

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I wouldn’t be too offended by anyone who can’t spell **Pipsqueak!**

…now…Squeakspip…that’s a different story!😃

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/24 "2009-12-17T18:51:24Z")

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> [@Contrapuntal](#):
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> Where do you see an admission of anything? She said that she would, not that she should. The two words are not interchangeable.

Fine - please amend my statement to: “Add to it the fact that Twickster herself ADMITS that she _ **w** _ould have pulled the warning, but didn’t because of LOUNE’s response.”

I’ll leave it as an exercise to the reader to determine to what extent that changes Twickster’s moderating consistency and rationality.

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**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/25 "2009-12-17T18:59:43Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> Fine - please amend my statement to: “Add to it the fact that Twickster herself ADMITS that she _ **w** _ould have pulled the warning, but didn’t because of LOUNE’s response.”
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> I’ll leave it as an exercise to the reader to determine to what extent that changes Twickster’s moderating consistency and rationality.

It’s annoying when people use charged words like ADMITS, with it’s connotations of conceding a point, or confessing guilt, when they really don’t apply. She did no such thing. She simply STATED what she would have done had he not said he was ignoring the warning. That’s all. No admission. No concession. No confession. Simply a statement of fact.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/26 "2009-12-17T19:10:23Z")

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> [@Contrapuntal](#):
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> It’s annoying when people use charged words like ADMITS, with it’s connotations of conceding a point, or confessing guilt, when they really don’t apply. She did no such thing. She simply STATED what she would have done had he not said he was ignoring the warning. That’s all. No admission. No concession. No confession. Simply a statement of fact.

How effective are warnings that can be rescinded if the poster asks nicely to have them taken back? How even-handed is your moderation when you do so? If you’re the type of mod that finds herself rethinking decisions, wouldn’t it behoove you to set your phaser on “finger-wagging admonition, no warning issued” rather than “formal warning”?

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/27 "2009-12-17T20:26:40Z")

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> [@Munch](#):
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> [Twickster issues a warning to LOUNE for an amusing exchange with his father.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11861324)

OK, now this is just awful. She would have rescinded the warning if he had been more polite about explaining himself? That is just embarrassing.

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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/28 "2009-12-17T22:21:50Z")

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> [@hajario](#):
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> OK, now this is just awful. She would have rescinded the warning if he had been more polite about explaining himself? That is just embarrassing.

Or maybe being a jerk to a mod gets you a warning. She didn’t see the point of rescinding a warning just to give him another one.

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**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/29 "2009-12-17T23:09:01Z")

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I like twixter - quite a bit actually - but this latest spate of unnecessary warnings are embarrassing. Not that the parties involved couldn’t have been told to cool it a bit, but an official warning?

> [@Munch](#):
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> Clearly, we need to let you win at croquet, but are there other intricacies involved to prevent us from having our heads chopped off?

This is exactly the mental image I now have of her… and that makes me sad.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/30 "2009-12-17T23:26:19Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Huh? The warnee called someone a “pipsqueek” in MPSIMS. Posters are not allowed to call other posters names in MPSIMS. Warning ensued.

I didn’t receive a warning for calling anyone a name outside of The Pit. As far as I can tell, the official warning I got was classified under the catch-all “being a jerk” rule, even if I spelled pipsqweechk incorrectly. 😉

EDIT: One other thing, how many more things do I have to do or have done to me before I’m one of the Cool Kids? I have a warning and someone starting a whole new thread to defend against the warning. What does that leave? I know someone needs to Pit me and I need to have a lot of people defend me from an unwarranted Pitting, anything else?

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/31 "2009-12-17T23:46:27Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> EDIT: One other thing, how many more things do I have to do or have done to me before I’m one of the Cool Kids? I have a warning and someone starting a whole new thread to defend against the warning. What does that leave? I know someone needs to Pit me and I need to have a lot of people defend me from an unwarranted Pitting, anything else?

Why are you asking me? I ain’t one of the Cool Kids. I’m one of the grumpy old curmudgeons that chases cool kids off his lawn and hates that shakey-booty music they like.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/32 "2009-12-17T23:48:13Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Why are you asking me? I ain’t one of the Cool Kids. I’m one of the grumpy old curmudgeons that chases cool kids of his lawn and hates that shakey-booty music they like.

Oh sorry, I wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to the people that you were chasing off.

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/33 "2009-12-17T23:50:07Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> Oh sorry, I wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to the people that you were chasing off.

Well, one of them should be available to answer your question shortly then. At my age I can’t chase em very far.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/34 "2009-12-17T23:53:37Z")

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> [@Oakminster](#):
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> Well, one of them should be available to answer your question shortly then. At my age I can’t chase em very far.

When you become the age where you start chasing kids off your lawn, aren’t you supposed to buy some kind of intimidating gun also? Surely that has to greatly increase your reach?

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/35 "2009-12-18T00:00:34Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> When you become the age where you start chasing kids off your lawn, aren’t you supposed to buy some kind of intimidating gun also? Surely that has to greatly increase your reach?

Nah. The Grumpy Curmudgeon’s Guide to [del]the Galaxy[/del] the Retirement Home clearly states that the preferred weapon against lawn defilers is a garden hose with sprayer attachment.

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**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/36 "2009-12-18T00:15:43Z")

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> [@pedescribe](#):
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> Hey, Twicks, if you carry on like this, then MPSIMS will indeed become the land of happy huggy puppies that it is always accused of being.

That would be happy, huggy _ **KITTIES** _, sir. 😃

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**Author:** ![HongKongFooey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c4cdca/32.png) [@HongKongFooey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HongKongFooey)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/37 "2009-12-18T04:59:28Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> how many more things do I have to do or have done to me before I’m one of the Cool Kids?

Sorry, this is an internet message board. None of us is cool, that’s why we’re here. 😛

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/38 "2009-12-18T05:09:09Z")

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> [@HongKongFooey](#):
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> Sorry, this is an internet message board. None of us is cool, that’s why we’re here. 😛

You mean, this whole time I’ve been looking for the cool kids where none exist? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/39 "2009-12-18T05:15:59Z")

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It’s all relative; at least we’re not _furries_.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2009, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-twickster-how-was-this-other-warning-justified/521649/40 "2009-12-18T05:23:52Z")

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> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#):
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> It’s all relative; at least we’re not _furries_.

Word! 🆒

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