# Hey, Ukraine, if you’re listening… **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [February 15, 2024, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ukraine-if-you-re-listening/997596 "2024-02-15T08:42:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ukraine-if-you-re-listening/997596/1 "2024-02-15T08:42:55Z")
I know you have a war to fight and all, and Russia is attacking you from all angles, but if you or your allies can spare any hackers, it’s probably a good investment to look into scuttling Trump’s chances this November, for reasons that should be obvious. Not that I advocate actually hacking voting machines, mind you. In fact, I preemptively declare I’m joking about this whole thing, if it’s not _obvious_. But Poland, Finland… you guys have a stake in it too, if only for knock on effects. Again, I say this as a complete joke, of course. ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ukraine-if-you-re-listening/997596/2 "2024-02-15T11:31:07Z")
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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ukraine-if-you-re-listening/997596/3 "2024-02-15T11:31:55Z")
Moderating: Yeah, it’s a joke. But it’s also advocating an illegal action. I’m going to close this thread. And please don’t do this in the future.