# Hey Ultress! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 4, 2000, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551 "2000-07-04T13:06:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/1 "2000-07-04T13:06:04Z")
See ya in in about 88 hours eh! ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/2 "2000-07-04T13:12:01Z")
You forgot to count the seconds. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/3 "2000-07-04T13:13:18Z")
Get a room! Oh, you ARE getting a room? Can I watch, then? ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/4 "2000-07-04T13:14:14Z")
Well if yer gonna get picky Ms Moosterā€¦ its approximately 256 hours until she swings back east to meet you. God help us all šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/5 "2000-07-04T15:47:02Z")
Iā€™ll alert the border guards if you try to invade Saskatchewan šŸ˜‰ Keith ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/6 "2000-07-04T16:47:29Z")
Wooohooooā€¦spent the morning picking up last minute things I need for the trip. My first airplane flight. That should tell ya how much Iā€™m looking forward to it. Iā€™ll be there with bells on. The first Canadian that makes fun of my southern accent gets a slap up side the head. Remember your promise that you wonā€™t let them deport me. Get ready Susie. Iā€™ll be there Friday night. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/7 "2000-07-04T16:51:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ultress \* > \*\*The first Canadian that makes fun of my southern accent gets a slap up side the head. > > \*\* Iā€™ll be at the airport with my hockey helmet on šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/8 "2000-07-04T18:06:23Z")
Vicky and Susie sitting in a tree, K I S S I ā€¦ sheese. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/9 "2000-07-04T18:16:32Z")
My kingdom for a web camā€¦ And **CS** that shoulda been: ā€œAhā€™ll meet yā€™all at the Ayah-port with mah hockey helmet ahn.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2000, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/10 "2000-07-04T21:13:42Z")
Ahhh Chiefieā€¦sure wish you could meet us at the airport ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/11 "2000-07-05T05:07:02Z")
Hey woman, 72 hoursā€¦ yeah yeah yeahā€¦ Iā€™m excited to see my friend again, okay! ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/12 "2000-07-05T11:47:04Z")
And countingā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/13 "2000-07-05T15:30:32Z")
I thought the meeting was on the 14th, not the 7th. Ummmmā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/14 "2000-07-05T16:52:41Z")
Lola, Vickie comes in this Friday, but the meeting is on the 14th at 7:00 p.m., Sherlock Holmes on Whyte Avenue (its next to the Princess Theatre). I believe Havoc and Smug are in as well. Hereā€™s hoping there are a few more Edmonton dopers that shine through! We are heading to Calgary for Stampede and to the mountains for a few days. If any Calgarians are around, we are going to be there by noon on the 8th. Mail me if you like and Iā€™ll shoot you my cell number. That way if anyone is free, maybe we can get the southern belle into a cā€™boy hat šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/15 "2000-07-07T15:50:42Z")
Finally, after a year of waitingā€¦ Miss Vickie arrives in Canada in a short 13 hours. Safe travels my friend on your first flight and donā€™t be picking up any pilotsā€¦ unless they have a cute friend šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/16 "2000-07-07T16:01:34Z")
Hmmmm well I guess that would depend on where he wants to fly meā€¦ ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-ultress/24551/17 "2000-07-07T16:06:48Z")
You really gotta feel sorry for the poor, unsuspecting Edmontoniansā€¦ šŸ˜ƒ