# Hey Urbanredneck, stop slobbering over boobs. And no, real men don’t **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2017, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779 "2017-05-03T14:48:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/41 "2017-05-03T19:29:10Z")
I don’t get this part: > [@](#): > > One last thing. In a serious thread about bra sizes, he’s got to wander in to shit on the thread with his adolescent schoolboy humor. > Quote: > Originally Posted by Urbanredneck View Post > Actually they are quite simple: > > A = almost there > B = Barely there > C = Cant complain > D = Damn! > OK, one more thing: > > Fucking learn the difference between “there,” “their” and “they’re.” I guess Wonder Woman didn’t provide spelling lessons. I read the posts but didn’t notice any of these errors. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/42 "2017-05-03T19:38:30Z")
> [@Martian Bigfoot](#): > > Boobs are quite lovely! And there’s such variation. They come in multiple shapes, and all kinds of sizes. [Little known fact](http://imgur.com/4zSK9p0): flat-chested breasts are part of an enormous breast that you can only see a tiny part of. ---
**Author:** ![Turpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Turpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turpentine)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/43 "2017-05-03T19:44:54Z")
> [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > Urbandumbfuck’s soul brother is our other favorite ignorant redneck, aceplace. I get those two constantly confused with Bricker and Shodan. They all may as well be the same person. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/44 "2017-05-03T19:52:20Z")
> [@Turpentine](#): > > I get those two constantly confused with Bricker and Shodan. They all may as well be the same person. I’ve wondered if they are. But they are different kinds of stupid. Aceplace is more the “golly gee willickers, look at the big scary world” type of small minded douche and Urbanfucktard is more arrogant in his idiocy. There are subtle differences. ---
**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/45 "2017-05-03T19:53:33Z")
Aceplace and UrbanNumbNuts should be in a sitcom where they are roommates and live in NYC and all sorts of hijinks occur. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/46 "2017-05-03T19:55:17Z")
> [@Turpentine](#): > > I get those two constantly confused with Bricker and Shodan. Nonsense - one is a narrowly legalistic, pettifogging, sarcastic ass with delusions of grandeur. **Bricker** is the other. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/47 "2017-05-03T20:18:29Z")
> [@octopus](#): > > Double D’s you say? It is for science. Well if it’s for science…from this site: [Bra Size Calculator - Perfect Fit Every Time in 3 Easy Steps - Bra Space](http://www.lindasonline.com/bra-fitting-calculator.html) My band size is 33, cup size 38-38.5. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/48 "2017-05-03T20:37:18Z")
Well played, Una Persson. ---
**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/49 "2017-05-03T21:33:47Z")
I just wandered over from the thread in Cafe Society to [post this scene from IAMMMMW](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrKMJ8u94gc) because Terry-Thomas says it so much better than I can. ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/50 "2017-05-03T22:53:49Z")
The trait of **Urbanredneck** that I find most ridiculous, and there are many to choose from, is his evident belief that feminist men aren’t “real” men, they are limp-dicked wusses. On behalf of my feminist and perfectly real-man husband (not to mention all the other feminist real men I know), I’d like to protest this annoyingly inaccurate characterization. Also, I have small boobs. (Which **Urbanredneck** would probably see as proof of his real-men-aren’t-feminists theory: a _real_ man would want a bigger-boobed wife, so of course I ended up with a _feminist_ man, amirite?) And as a modestly endowed female, I assure you there are plenty of men whose primary source of visual arousal is something else, such as legs. In my heyday I never had trouble attracting a man. Sure, I didn’t get attention from the one’s who insist on significant boobery, but there were lots of men who found a petite shape plenty attractive. . ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/51 "2017-05-03T23:21:23Z")
He posts that stupid bra-size joke in every thread about bras, despite being warned about it every time. And it’s not even funny. > [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](#): > > Urbandumbfuck’s soul brother is our other favorite ignorant redneck, aceplace. He reminds me of a slightly more intelligent version of **Wildest Bill**. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2017, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/52 "2017-05-03T23:39:07Z")
It’s probably not a surprise to some people that I tend to get wound up about misogyny and objectification 🙂 but **urbanredneck** has always struck me as completely inconsequential. I see who the poster is, roll my eyes, scroll. He’s always seemed ignorant in an I-don’-need-no-book-larnin’ mouth-breathing kind of way. Yawn. ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/53 "2017-05-04T00:14:08Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > It’s probably not a surprise to some people that I tend to get wound up about misogyny and objectification 🙂 but **urbanredneck** has always struck me as completely inconsequential. I see who the poster is, roll my eyes, scroll. He’s always seemed ignorant in an I-don’-need-no-book-larnin’ mouth-breathing kind of way. Yawn. Exactly. I always think of him as a less intelligent Cletus. As for “feminist” men being wusses - man it’s the total opposite for me. A man who knows that men and women are equal and is comfortable with his sexuality is a huge turn on. Some big, stupid man who always “jokes” about big boobs and “make me a sandwich” (hurr durr!) are so freaking ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Pantastic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3bc359/32.png) [@Pantastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pantastic)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/54 "2017-05-04T00:41:56Z")
> [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > As for “feminist” men being wusses - man it’s the total opposite for me. A man who knows that men and women are equal and is comfortable with his sexuality is a huge turn on. Some big, stupid man who always “jokes” about big boobs and “make me a sandwich” (hurr durr!) are so freaking ugly. My experience is that guys who treat women like actual human beings, don’t try to push boundaries, and don’t make a big deal out of bare skin can end up around exposed boobs in quantities that would cause Urbanredneck’s eyes to pop out of his head like a cartoon character (and no, not at a strip club). But I don’t think he really believes that other people lead lives radically different than his own. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/55 "2017-05-04T01:26:45Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > I was raised by a strong woman, I married a strong woman, and our daughters grew to be strong women. I like to look at pretty women and I believe I avoid being some sort of creep about it. Same here, and well said. ---
**Author:** ![actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/actualliberalnotoneofthose)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/56 "2017-05-04T02:01:03Z")
The thing I most don’t get is the whole posturing seems like an “alpha male” thing, but real alpha men don’t turn into blubbering idiots at the sight of boobs. ---
**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/57 "2017-05-04T03:05:37Z")
> [@Pantastic](#): > > But I don’t think he really believes that other people lead lives radically different than his own. He’d better hope they do. 'Cause some guys don’t like boobs so much as they like _other guys’ butts_. I’m thinking he’s the kind of guy who wouldn’t like it very much being regarded as a convenient warm hole to be bred. But I’m sure he won’t mind since no one has touched and he hasn’t noticed anyone seen to be looking. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/58 "2017-05-04T04:01:34Z")
> [@Helena330](#): > > It’s probably not a surprise to some people that I tend to get wound up about misogyny and objectification 🙂 but **urbanredneck** has always struck me as completely inconsequential. I see who the poster is, roll my eyes, scroll. He’s always seemed ignorant in an I-don’-need-no-book-larnin’ mouth-breathing kind of way. Yawn. For me, I can usually do that. But the constancy with which he does this has a way of getting irritating. If I actually started Pit threads, I might have pitted him once or twice, just when I was having a bad day. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/59 "2017-05-04T05:48:23Z")
> [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](#): > > The thing I most don’t get is the whole posturing seems like an “alpha male” thing, but real alpha men don’t turn into blubbering idiots at the sight of boobs. See, that’s the paradox. He’s basically infantile. I can see how an obsession with gigantic mammaries may be a holdover from infanthood. From an actual tiny infant’s perspective, all boobs resemble the moon, I suppose. They’re vast, globular and high up. And who else can’t control their impulses? Infants. They’re the only ones who might be excused for grabbing a mammary without asking, and for throwing tantrums if they’re gently pushed aside, since it might be a bad time for that kind of thing at that particular moment. Now, take someone like that, make them physically big enough to hit grown-ups, and you more or less get **Urbanredneck**. > [@Pantastic](#): > > But I don’t think he really believes that other people lead lives radically different than his own. Well, who else hasn’t yet developed enough empathy to consider that other people have perspectives that differ from their own? Infants. ---
**Author:** ![Uzi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/91b2a8/32.png) [@Uzi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uzi)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2017, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/60 "2017-05-04T06:58:25Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > And I expect even among those who do, most can prevent themselves from staring. What is ‘staring’? 1 second? 5? More? I’ve never been accused of staring, but I’ve caught myself a few times (hopefully before anyone noticed!) distracted by nice looking boobs/ass/face/etc. (I figure the guy named Chronos should have the answer to my time based questions - didn’t notice that until just before I hit submit:)) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779.md?page=4)