# Hey Urbanredneck, stop slobbering over boobs. And no, real men don’t **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 3, 2017, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779 "2017-05-03T14:48:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/81 "2017-05-05T05:18:48Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > The OP pegged him in the first sentence. **Urban Redneck** is just a lowlife kook … if he’s real. I still think he’s a troll scamming everyone. I know too many people who think exactly like him to think he must be fake. But I also live around a lot of rednecks. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/82 "2017-05-05T05:21:11Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > I know too many people who think exactly like him to think he must be fake. But I also live around a lot of rednecks. I grew up surrounded by them. But I don’t think a lowlife like him who was real would stay on this Board long. He’s just yanking chains. I think he’s probably **Charlie Wayne** , or whatever that particular lowlife’s name is. ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/83 "2017-09-12T21:36:56Z")
I thought this thread deserved a bump. **Urbanredneck** [sexually harasses](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=836077) two medical professionals in the ER. But it’s okay because everyone got a chuckle out of it. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/84 "2017-09-12T22:42:02Z")
> [@erysichthon](#): > > **Urbanredneck** [sexually harasses](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=836077) two medical professionals in the ER. But it’s okay because everyone got a chuckle out of it. Heh. I know what the medical professionals say about those sorts of patients afterwards, when we’re amongst ourselves. Basically, after the venting is done, the patient gets classified as a _jerk_, and other staff will be made aware of that for their future dealings with said patient. But we still provide for their legitimate medical needs. ---
**Author:** ![Crazyhorse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crazyhorse/32/31_2.png) [@Crazyhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crazyhorse)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/85 "2017-09-12T22:59:31Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > I grew up surrounded by them. But I don’t think a lowlife like him who was real would stay on this Board long. He’s just yanking chains… Yeah. I’ve lived around many. And not one of them would have either the self awareness or the inclination to create a username that described themselves so accurately. It always appeared to me to be an account that was created already knowing that its posts would go on to live up to the name. It’s a slow troll, but it’s a troll. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/86 "2017-09-12T23:03:10Z")
_I chimed in “Nice tattoo” to the nurse. She looked at me and said “what tattoo?”. I said, “the one of the flower on your hip”. Well that floored her because she DID have a flower tattoo on her hip and she wondered how I knew (I just guessed) and we all had a good chuckle._ Yeah, sure. :rolleyes: What an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2017, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/87 "2017-09-12T23:58:50Z")
> [@Crazyhorse](#): > > Yeah. I’ve lived around many. And not one of them would have either the self awareness or the inclination to create a username that described themselves so accurately. > > It always appeared to me to be an account that was created already knowing that its posts would go on to live up to the name. > > It’s a slow troll, but it’s a troll. This is why I mostly ignore him. He wants the reaction and maybe some wank material in the process. ---
**Author:** ![pendgwen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3da27b/32.png) [@pendgwen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pendgwen)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/88 "2017-09-13T00:56:37Z")
> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#): > > Heh. I know what the medical professionals say about those sorts of patients afterwards, when we’re amongst ourselves. Basically, after the venting is done, the patient gets classified as a _jerk_, and other staff will be made aware of that for their future dealings with said patient. > > But we still provide for their legitimate medical needs. As a female ED attending, I concur. And if the patient shows any tendency to take the inappropriate behavior from verbal to physical I will not hesitate to have security escort you out. Or if it’s someone I can’t discharge (on a psych hold for instance) I will order the 4 point restraints. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/89 "2017-09-13T01:23:48Z")
I checked out that thread. What he said was not appropriate in ANY context. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/90 "2017-09-13T02:55:43Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > I checked out that thread. What he said was not appropriate in ANY context. :rolleyes: I don’t know if that’s true. You’re probably on safe ground telling a stripper you like her hip tattoo. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/91 "2017-09-13T03:06:18Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > There are two kinds of heterosexual men - those that look at women’s boobs, and those that lie about looking at women’s boobs. Feminist men tend to fall into the second category. If you’re past the age of thirteen, you need to grow up about boobs. Women have boobs. They carry them around with them everywhere they go. So men are going to be seeing a lot of boobs. It doesn’t mean you have to be an idiot. If a woman is performing surgery in an emergency room and all you can think about is “I wonder what her boobs look like?” there is something wrong with you. You have a problem relating to other human beings. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/92 "2017-09-13T03:12:22Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > I don’t know if that’s true. You’re probably on safe ground telling a stripper you like her hip tattoo. Well, okay, besides that. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/93 "2017-09-13T04:10:34Z")
From a purely tactical standpoint, a male who feigns disinterest in boobs is likelier to see more of them than UrbanRedneck. (Visits to strip clubs not counted.) ---
**Author:** ![Steken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Steken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steken)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/94 "2017-09-13T08:45:00Z")
> [@actualliberalnotoneofthose](#): > > The thing I most don’t get is the whole posturing seems like an “alpha male” thing, but real alpha men don’t turn into blubbering idiots at the sight of boobs. Aye, this. Where I’m from, manliness is often associated with steadiness and equanimity, i.e. never losing one’s composure. Remaining calm and cool even when drunk, high, complimented, provoked, challenged, overburdened, or – when in the presence of a hot dame. To lose one’s cool at the sight of bare skin, and start slobbering and stammering and hollering and such – this is behaviour associated with the immaturity of the teenaged child, not with the poise and self-mastery expected of a fully-grown man. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Feldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lord_feldon/32/341_2.png) [@Lord\_Feldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Feldon)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/95 "2017-09-13T09:23:28Z")
> [@Lightray](#): > > He’d better hope they do. 'Cause some guys don’t like boobs so much as they like _other guys’ butts_. I’m not sure he understands that either. He was actually very perplexed by the existence of homosexuality [a while back](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17401797&postcount=72). ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/96 "2017-09-13T10:54:24Z")
> [@pendgwen](#): > > Or if it’s someone I can’t discharge (on a psych hold for instance) I will order the 4 point restraints. You do realise that there are people who will wet themselves at the prospect?:eek: How do you deal with those? Reminds me of an RAF POW who would make moaning sex noise when the Japanese were torturing him. Apparently they gave up freaked after a while. ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2017, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779/97 "2017-09-13T17:47:51Z")
> [@erysichthon](#): > > Separated at birth, perhaps? We should ask **Urbanredneck** if it’s a boner-killer when [a hot girl is bowlegged](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=654788). I’m surprised to not see Dropzone mentioned here as well- the trifecta? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-urbanredneck-stop-slobbering-over-boobs-and-no-real-men-don-t/785779.md?page=4)