# hey WEIRDDAVE, it's that time again....

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 25, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287 "2000-10-25T18:26:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287/1 "2000-10-25T18:26:04Z")

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Now that **Lizard** is proudly displaying one of my custom sigs, I’d LOVE to do the same for you.

We’re coming into your house to play this time. Yes, you whipped us in week 1. That’s ok. I suspect things will be different this week.

Whaddya say? 50 word sig, and you gotta sport it for two weeks.

[cheapshot]  
Of course, We both know that the Ravens haven’t scored a TD in what, about 8 years now? I fully understand if you have no faith in your team and you don’t want to risk it. 🙂  
[/cheapshot]

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287/2 "2000-10-26T04:46:22Z")

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Let me just bump this by saying:

**GO STEELERS!**

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287/3 "2000-10-26T06:49:16Z")

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I have Akili Smith starting over Tony Banks.

The Nevars suck.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287/4 "2000-10-26T15:11:08Z")

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Well…I don’t usually do this ( and I’m glad I didn’t bet with Falcon on the 'skins game, that girl can write a mean sig!), but for god’s sake, it’s ONLY the Steelers. You got it!

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287/5 "2000-10-27T02:39:37Z")

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**weirddave** said:

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> but for god’s sake, it’s ONLY the Steelers.

Famous last words, **Dave**. I mean, it’s ONLY the Browns…er, Ravens.

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287/6 "2000-10-27T04:56:34Z")

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Here is my new sig in honor of the Jets. I am not turning off on one of their games again.

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287/7 "2000-10-27T05:00:48Z")

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What the? Oh, when I previewed, the sig button gets unclicked. Here it is.

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2000, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287/8 "2000-10-29T22:51:17Z")

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weirddave enters, kneels before mouthbreather, and bends over to expose his defenseless neck.

“I await your attention, Sir.”

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287/9 "2000-10-30T00:20:49Z")

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Dave, my friend, I feel your pain. I’m awaiting a sig from the devil himself. ☹

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**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287/10 "2000-10-30T06:21:59Z")

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Quoth the Steelers, “Nevermore!”

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2000, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287/11 "2000-10-30T12:21:01Z")

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> [@](#):
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> but for god’s sake, it’s ONLY the Steelers.

Would that be the “won 5 games in a row, knocked you out of second place, haven’t allowed a TD in 16+ quarters, if Washington beats the Titans tonight – only one game out of first place” Steelers? Just making sure we’re talking about the same team here. 😃

weirddave, here you go (and I ain’t gonna slap you around like Satan just did Montfort–DAYUM!):

I really despise the Ravens. **mouthbreather** has shown me the light, and I now worship the Steelers. I should listen to him more often. Now, please excuse me, **Jester** and I are gonna go clean gum off of the undersides of the seats at Three Rivers Stadium. Care to join?

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**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287/12 "2001-05-23T06:58:41Z")

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Oh, I shouldn’t do this. I was perusing old threads late at night…but I gotta say…that’s the WORLD CHAMPION Baltimore Ravens you’re talking about!

Sorry…  
teehee!

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**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287/13 "2001-05-23T14:52:57Z")

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Um…OK.

World Champs or not, the Raisens are still a bunch of suckers. I like this reallingment – without the Titans to worry about, we can concentrate more on spanking some Raisen ass. Just like we did the last time we played you. 😃

Is it September yet?

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**Author:** ![Montfort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Montfort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montfort)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-weirddave-its-that-time-again/38287/14 "2001-05-23T21:55:02Z")

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And, **mouthbreather** , just think that Shitsburgh only gets to lose to the Eagles every fourth year now, instead of every three years.

You must be pretty happy.
