# HEY!  Who should I know here???

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-who-should-i-know-here/15408>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 30, 2000, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-who-should-i-know-here/15408 "2000-03-30T03:27:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-who-should-i-know-here/15408/41 "2000-04-01T13:17:00Z")

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Being a universally adored, & almost god-like figure to the poor vagarants who post on this board; obviously **I** am the person who should be your mentor, OgreFade.

The mentoring process begins with you shining my shoes. Use spit & polish; & don’t forget to buff the tips, boy; or no table scraps with your gruel tonight! 😃

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You should tell the truth, expose the lies and live in the moment."-Bill Hicks  
“You should tell the lies, live the truth and expose yourself.” - Bill Clinton

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2000, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-who-should-i-know-here/15408/42 "2000-04-01T13:34:00Z")

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:::tapping toe::::

Well? Where’s Bast? I am waiting for my extravagant praise, here.

:::tapping toe:::

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This is my new sig. Thank Wally. It was his idea.  
“I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.”

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-who-should-i-know-here/15408/43 "2000-04-02T06:03:00Z")

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_(Does this mean I’m officially funny and provocative? Can I cite this on my resume?)_

Go ahead. Make sure you spell my name right.

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