# Hey, you! Come here, and I'll give you your opinion. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 1, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604 "2010-04-01T17:48:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/21 "2010-04-01T20:45:56Z")
> [@kelly5078](#): > > Buffy the Vampire Slayer, iPad, or Virginia class nuclear submarine? Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in the deep, dark recesses of the submarine, posted to your iPad. You dirty, dirty boy. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/22 "2010-04-01T20:52:53Z")
So, should I or shouldn’t I? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/23 "2010-04-01T20:54:01Z")
Would I put it in her butt? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/24 "2010-04-01T20:55:16Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > What’s my opinion of orack and opinion osteering? I’ll let my osteemed colleague handle that one. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/25 "2010-04-01T20:56:56Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > So, should I or shouldn’t I? Broccoli. Maybe with a nice cheddar sauce. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/26 "2010-04-01T20:57:10Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Buffy the Vampire Slayer, in the deep, dark recesses of the submarine, posted to your iPad. You dirty, dirty boy. What’s my opinion on this new and very odd edition of Clue? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/27 "2010-04-01T20:57:58Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Would I put it in her butt? Nice post and username combo. 😃 No, you wouldn’t. The other girl’s butt, however,… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/28 "2010-04-01T20:59:00Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > What’s my opinion on this new and very odd edition of Clue? It’s funny how everything ends up dirty sooner or later. 😃 You like it. You like it A LOT. You’re planning fanfic. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/29 "2010-04-01T20:59:03Z")
I had some opinions once, but now I just have these vague notions. What have you got for me, **Cat W**? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/30 "2010-04-01T21:18:17Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > I had some opinions once, but now I just have these vague notions. > > What have you got for me, **Cat W**? Well, let’s see, you like turnips, celery, tuna, and bread. You don’t like asparagus. You prefer your women tall and hefty (so they can pick you up and run around with you). Leopard-print briefs, navy trousers any day, and you secretly think UK-style football is really kind of silly. ---
**Author:** ![Doughbag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Doughbag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doughbag)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/31 "2010-04-01T21:23:49Z")
Bacon or Ham? Or striky bacon? ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/32 "2010-04-01T21:25:15Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > It’s funny how everything ends up dirty sooner or later. 😃 > > You like it. You like it A LOT. You’re planning fanfic. With Big Bird? ::Rowr:: ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/33 "2010-04-01T21:26:20Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > Bacon or Ham? Or striky bacon? I know this! You want to get freaky with ham not bacon. The ham still has soulful eyes and is more interactive. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/34 "2010-04-01T21:26:28Z")
Chocolate is evil. Discuss. Also, black is the new awesome. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/35 "2010-04-01T21:31:06Z")
I wanna opinion too. Got any more to spare? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/36 "2010-04-01T21:43:46Z")
> [@Doughbag](#): > > Bacon or Ham? Or striky bacon? Canadian bacon. Which is not bacon. And we don’t call it that in Canada. You’d prefer a steak, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/37 "2010-04-01T21:49:05Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > Chocolate is evil. Discuss. > > Also, black is the new awesome. Hmm, I think you’ve been getting sub-standard opinions. It’s a good thing we caught it in time. 😃 Black is the new pink. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/38 "2010-04-01T21:50:15Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > I wanna opinion too. Got any more to spare? Trees actually do have souls. So do all plants; trees just have bigger ones. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/39 "2010-04-01T21:54:44Z")
For lunch, on my day off tomorrow: squash curry from the Thai place down the street, or grab something from the grocery store to make a big huge salad? ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/40 "2010-04-01T22:02:10Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Well, let’s see, you like turnips, celery, tuna, and bread. You don’t like asparagus. You prefer your women tall and hefty (so they can pick you up and run around with you). Leopard-print briefs, navy trousers any day, and you secretly think UK-style football is really kind of silly. I’ll accept all that except for the turnips. I rarely even consider them - besides moments like this - nevermind have an opinion on them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604.md?page=3)