# Hey, you! Come here, and I'll give you your opinion. **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 1, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604 "2010-04-01T17:48:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/regallag_the_axe/32/445_2.png) [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regallag_The_Axe)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/41 "2010-04-01T22:04:25Z")
> [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](#): > > > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > > > It’s funny how everything ends up dirty sooner or later. 😃 > > > > You like it. You like it A LOT. You’re planning fanfic. > > With Big Bird? ::Rowr:: Wow, I sure wish I could know how I feel about this. ---
**Author:** ![gurujulp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba9def/32.png) [@gurujulp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gurujulp)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/42 "2010-04-01T22:05:53Z")
> [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](#): > > With Big Bird? ::Rowr:: > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > It’s funny how everything ends up dirty sooner or later. 😃 > > You like it. You like it A LOT. You’re planning fanfic. > [@Doughbag](#): > > Bacon or Ham? Or striky bacon? Dirty fanfic with Big Bird and some pork? _ **backs away slowly** _ ---
**Author:** ![Doctor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Doctor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/43 "2010-04-01T23:53:01Z")
Hey! What’s my opinion? I don’t wanna be left out. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/44 "2010-04-01T23:55:57Z")
I have my wife to tell me what I really think; it’s usually not what I’d supposed. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2010, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/45 "2010-04-01T23:56:46Z")
[waving hand frantically] Do me, do me![/whf] ---
**Author:** ![Doctor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Doctor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/46 "2010-04-02T00:20:00Z")
> [@PlainJain (PornJane)](#): > > [waving hand frantically] Do me, do me![/whf] :dubious: Perhaps you want to rephrase that considering your descriptor? Or, perhaps not! :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/47 "2010-04-02T00:23:21Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Broccoli. Maybe with a nice cheddar sauce. Had that last week. I’m still here. Now what? ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/48 "2010-04-02T00:39:00Z")
What do I think about the slot limit for walleyes on Lake Mille Lacs? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/49 "2010-04-02T00:44:22Z")
> [@Shot\_From\_Guns](#): > > For lunch, on my day off tomorrow: squash curry from the Thai place down the street, or grab something from the grocery store to make a big huge salad? Thai, baby. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/50 "2010-04-02T00:45:40Z")
> [@Regallag\_The\_Axe](#): > > Wow, I sure wish I could know how I feel about this. You like it just fine. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/51 "2010-04-02T00:46:44Z")
> [@gurujulp](#): > > Dirty fanfic with Big Bird and some pork? > > _ **backs away slowly** _ You like it even more. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/52 "2010-04-02T00:47:50Z")
> [@Doctor](#): > > Hey! What’s my opinion? I don’t wanna be left out. Somebody you know has a bad case of loving you. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/53 "2010-04-02T00:48:53Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > I have my wife to tell me what I really think; it’s usually not what I’d supposed. Do you suppose she’d be upset at you getting a little strange? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/54 "2010-04-02T00:49:00Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Somebody you know has a bad case of loving you. Big Bird? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/55 "2010-04-02T00:50:53Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > [waving hand frantically] Do me, do me![/whf] You like black fishnet stockings, hot buttered buns, and leopard-print briefs. In fact, there’s someone I’d like you to meet…😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/56 "2010-04-02T00:52:54Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Had that last week. I’m still here. Now what? Hmm, a tough nut, eh? Okay - you think you need less fibre in your diet. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/57 "2010-04-02T00:54:11Z")
> [@Rysdad](#): > > What do I think about the slot limit for walleyes on Lake Mille Lacs? You think it’s a little arbitrary, given the history and local conditions. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/58 "2010-04-02T00:55:34Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > Big Bird? It seems likely. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/59 "2010-04-02T02:26:30Z")
I’m not sure how I feel about that. If I go to the store, I could also pick up flour and yeast and make bread! Mmmmmmmmmmmn bread! My Kitchenaid mixer is looking at me yearningly! ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2010, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-come-here-and-ill-give-you-your-opinion/534604/60 "2010-04-02T02:35:12Z")
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