# Hey, you fucking pig! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 26, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365 "2001-11-26T21:20:03Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Photog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c77e96/32.png) [@Photog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Photog)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/1 "2001-11-26T21:20:03Z")
Nobody wants to see your goddam’ camel toes! There is nothing attractive about seeing you with your pants coaxed so far up your nasty snatch that you walk with a limp! This is a professional workplace. You hold a respectable position within the company. Spare us the ventriloquism act. Brush that greezy hair out of that ‘make a freight train take a dirt road’ face, reach down in between your cottage cheese legs, get a good grip on those acid-wash jeans you’ve been wearing since high school, and wrestle 'em free from that snarling monster you call a cunt. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/2 "2001-11-26T21:24:48Z")
Oh. My. God. I really needed that. Nasty! By the way, can there be SOME sort of warning prior to the use of “camel toe”? It never ceases to put me into fits of laughter and I’m at work here. “Boy, the Crystal Reports manual sure is a hoot!” Zette ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/3 "2001-11-26T21:27:21Z")
Coaxial pants. What will they stink up next? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/4 "2001-11-26T21:30:16Z")
Can we expect a new submission to the [Camel-Toe Report](http://www.cameltoe.org/)? ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/5 "2001-11-26T21:55:19Z")
> [@](#): > > - > > that snarling monster you call a cunt\* :eek: I’m truly impressed! ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/6 "2001-11-26T22:08:17Z")
You know, I hate the idea of dress codes and such (had my fill of them in previous workplaces), so I sure am glad we can pretty much wear what we want around here (even though it’s a major corporation). But what ever happened to good taste? Sure, tastes will vary, but how about NOT displaying your ass, tits, and as Photog points out, Camel! How fuckikng desparate for attention do you have to be to wear such things in a workplace (that is not a strip club)? Good rant Photog! BTW, this goes for men too. I’m not at all impressed with your butt crack, and since we are all here to work, let’s not give each other reason to be outwardly ill. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/7 "2001-11-26T22:22:26Z")
As God as my witness, I had never heard the expression “camel toe” before today. (On men, I just knew the term “package.”) Anywho, I’ll have you know I was complimented on my less-than-loose jeans at LosCon this weekend - notably, my fabulous ass. 😉 (That’ll show my college-age friends who keep saying, “You should wear really, really, really baggy pants.” Um, no, thanks - comfortable or snug, not hanging around my knees.) Esprix ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/8 "2001-11-26T23:22:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Esprix \* > **Um, no, thanks - comfortable or snug, not hanging around my knees.)** Erm…wouldn’t that depend on the situation? 😉 jayjay ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/9 "2001-11-27T00:09:35Z")
Is there a term for the male equivalent to camel toe? ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/10 "2001-11-27T00:26:41Z")
camel tongue ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/11 "2001-11-27T00:28:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bob Scene \* > \*\*Is there a term for the male equivalent to camel toe? \*\* I think “Ew” is the term yer lookin’ for there **Bob**. ---
**Author:** ![They\_Call\_Me\_Sneeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@They\_Call\_Me\_Sneeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/They_Call_Me_Sneeze)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/12 "2001-11-27T01:19:48Z")
am i the only one who originally thought that ‘camel toe’ was a close relative of the bunion? i’m in college - i should KNOW these things. from sneeze ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/13 "2001-11-27T01:47:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Bob Scene: \*\*Is there a term for the male equivalent to camel toe? That’s a [Toe](http://www.cameltoe.org/mens.html), too. (Although I have heard the term “Moose Knuckle” a few times.) ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/14 "2001-11-27T06:22:45Z")
Wait a minute! Now I remember! “We’ve got armadilloes in our trousers.” —One of the guys from Spinal Tap ---
**Author:** ![LiquidLobotomy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/898d66/32.png) [@LiquidLobotomy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LiquidLobotomy)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2001, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-fucking-pig/95365/15 "2001-11-27T17:37:25Z")
Oops, sorry I thought this thread was aimed at me because I belched in the upstairs cafeteria. but this is much more interesting…