# Hey, you know what would be fucking cool? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 3, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503 "2005-10-03T00:48:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/1 "2005-10-03T00:48:45Z")
It would be really fucking cool if every fucking time the fucking Reader fucking whored these fucking boards to pull in a little fucking cash, the fucking boards didn’t fucking go to goddamn fucking HELL. There is no fucking excuse for it to fucking take ten fucking minutes to open a fucking forum. Not one fucking reason why I should ever get a fucking “can’t open the thread” message. Immediately after the fucking boards went to fucking subscriptions the same fucking shit happened. Now the fucking google ads are at the bottom of every fucking thread and the fucking boards are pieces of fucking shit. Fucking fix it. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/2 "2005-10-03T01:03:45Z")
What the fuck is your fucking problem? ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/3 "2005-10-03T01:05:20Z")
“Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing… I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet…Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.” Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/4 "2005-10-03T01:06:13Z")
And here I was expecting the Google ads for this thread to link to a porn site… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/5 "2005-10-03T01:05:46Z")
Twenty-two gratuitous uses of the word _fucking_ in one OP. Is that a new board record? ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/6 "2005-10-03T01:09:33Z")
Oops…missed one. Twenty three. Twenty-four if you count the title. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/7 "2005-10-03T01:12:28Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > Twenty-two gratuitous uses of the word _fucking_ in one OP. Is that a new board record? But not one gratuitious use of the word “belgium.” Sorry, nice effort, but no Silver Bail for the OP. Personally, I think this whole board is in one jujuflop situation. I hope everyone is relaxed enough to cope with that. If not, have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and call me after you are rehabilitated. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/8 "2005-10-03T01:15:17Z")
[LittleHampsterThatCould]FuckafuckaFuckafuckaFuckafucaFuckafuckaWhoo-ooWhoo-ooFuckafuckaFuckafuckaFuckafucaFuckafucka[/LittleHampsterThatCould] ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/9 "2005-10-03T01:24:06Z")
> [@Stranger On A Train](#): > > Personally, I think this whole board is in one jujuflop situation. > > Stranger What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Jujuflop? The fuck? That’s fucked up. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/10 "2005-10-03T01:32:42Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Jujuflop? The fuck? That’s fucked up. Fuckin’ 42. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/11 "2005-10-03T01:34:32Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Jujuflop? The fuck? That’s fucked up. Consult the Guide, you hoopy frood. And don’t panic. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/12 "2005-10-03T01:35:10Z")
Where’s my towel? Oh, there it is! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/13 "2005-10-03T01:39:21Z")
> [@Stranger On A Train](#): > > “Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing… I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet…Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.” “All the Dude wanted was his messageboard back. It really tied the room together.” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/14 "2005-10-03T01:47:29Z")
Perhaps in lieu of Google ads, we could have a fucking tax, not unlike the old fashioned swear jar. Then we could thank **Otto** for having paid up 6 months of bandwidth. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/15 "2005-10-03T01:48:20Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Perhaps in lieu of Google ads, we could have a fucking tax, not unlike the old fashioned swear jar. Then we could thank **Otto** for having paid up 6 months of bandwidth. You mean a tax on use of the word? Ugh. That might be bad news for the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/16 "2005-10-03T01:50:11Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Fuckin’ 42. Oh, you’re Deep Fuck now. That’s fucking great. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/17 "2005-10-03T01:50:29Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Jujuflop? The fuck? That’s fucked up. Fuck you, you fucking fuckity-fuck-fuck! And while we’re at it, fuck the rest of the fucking world, too, the bunch of fucked-in-the-ear fuckwits! Why the fuck to I have to wait for a fucking cup of too-fucking-hot-coffee in this fucking place full? What the fuck?!? And why the fuck did that fucking cute little blonde chick just fucking walk out of this fucking place with saying one fucking word to me despite the “fuck me eyes” she kept giving me? What kind of puppy-fuck jujuflop is that swut? Why can’t I get fucked? What kind of fucking world do we live in which an honest, thirty-something man-about-town can’t get good and fucked in a Los Angeles coffeehouse on a Sunday afternoon? What the fuck does this have to do with the fucking OP? Fuckin’ Stranger On A Fuckin’ Train, motherfucker. ---
**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/18 "2005-10-03T01:53:02Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > It would be really fucking cool if every fucking time the fucking Reader fucking whored these fucking boards to pull in a little fucking cash, the fucking boards didn’t fucking go to goddamn fucking HELL. > > There is no fucking excuse for it to fucking take ten fucking minutes to open a fucking forum. Not one fucking reason why I should ever get a fucking “can’t open the thread” message. > > Immediately after the fucking boards went to fucking subscriptions the same fucking shit happened. Now the fucking google ads are at the bottom of every fucking thread and the fucking boards are pieces of fucking shit. > > Fucking fix it. It even made your name come out backwards! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/19 "2005-10-03T01:54:41Z")
> [@Stranger On A Train](#): > > And why the fuck did that fucking cute little blonde chick just fucking walk out of this fucking place with saying one fucking word to me despite the “fuck me eyes” she kept giving me? What kind of puppy-fuck jujuflop is that swut? Why can’t I get fucked? You got the pussy up on a fucking pedestal, Man! That’s why you can’t fuck it! ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/20 "2005-10-03T02:05:42Z")
> [@Good Egg](#): > > It even made your name come out backwards! Murder for a jar of red rum. Sums are not set as a test on Erasmus Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era? A Toyota! Race fast… safe car: a Toyota. Lisa Bonet ate no basil. Tons o’ snot. Fuck, you’re fucking right! It’s fucking reversing every fucking thing! Never fucking mind the fucking ads; when the fuck are they going to fucking fix that? Stranger [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503.md?page=2)