# Hey, you know what would be fucking cool? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 3, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503 "2005-10-03T00:48:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/41 "2005-10-03T14:55:00Z")
Fuck this fucking fucked up fuck of a thread, you fucks. ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/42 "2005-10-03T15:02:03Z")
Just dropped in to say that my response time has been quite satisfactory. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/43 "2005-10-03T15:03:17Z")
A fucktard was fucking a duck The duck cried out, “Fuck! Just my luck That this fucking fucktard Would have fucked up the lard On his fucking fucktool. Now I’m fucked!” ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/44 "2005-10-03T15:13:04Z")
> [@duffer](#): > > I’d say I don’t give a fuck, but nobody would give a fuck. Fuck this. Don’t nobody don’t give a fuck like I don’t give a fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/45 "2005-10-03T15:15:30Z")
Boy cock, girl cock, ee-eye-ee-eye-oh. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/46 "2005-10-03T15:29:26Z")
> [@Genghis Bob](#): > > Just dropped in to say that my response time has been quite satisfactory. I’ve had some occasionaly timeouts lately. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/47 "2005-10-03T15:32:46Z")
Okay, we have _definitely_ surpassed Chris Rock now. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/48 "2005-10-03T16:17:38Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > Okay, we have _definitely_ surpassed Chris Rock now. We’ve no doubt surpassed Charles Rocket ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/49 "2005-10-03T16:26:28Z")
I’ve had no problems with access to the board in ages. Maybe **Otto** should consider upgrading from dialup. Fuck! ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/50 "2005-10-03T16:38:26Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > [LittleHampsterThatCould]FuckafuckaFuckafuckaFuckafucaFuckafuckaWhoo-ooWhoo-ooFuckafuckaFuckafuckaFuckafucaFuckafucka[/LittleHampsterThatCould] What the hell? The above post seems to have escaped, in the original apperence. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/51 "2005-10-03T16:43:13Z")
With all the fucking going on in here, does that mean we’ll be seeing a bumper crop of Doper babies in 9 months’ time? (I suppose that’s one way to make sure the bandwidth is paid for…) ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/52 "2005-10-03T16:44:48Z")
Bottom line: The fucking fucker’s fucking fucked. ---
**Author:** ![George\_Kaplin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3e96dc/32.png) [@George\_Kaplin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/George_Kaplin)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/53 "2005-10-03T17:04:02Z")
Fuck me in the ear if this isn’t the funniest fucking thread ever! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/54 "2005-10-03T17:27:41Z")
Fucking the fucker A feckless fucktard fucks off Fuckin’ A, fuckface! ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/55 "2005-10-03T18:16:37Z")
> [@Stranger On A Train](#): > > But not one gratuitious use of the word “belgium.” Sorry, nice effort, but no Silver Bail for the OP. > > Personally, I think this whole board is in one jujuflop situation. I hope everyone is relaxed enough to cope with that. If not, have a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster and call me after you are rehabilitated. > > Stranger Turlingdrome! Turlingdrome!! Turlingdrome!!! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/56 "2005-10-03T18:51:34Z")
So, I guess **Otto** ’s the only one have trouble getting the board to load? 'Cause it works fine for me… ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/57 "2005-10-03T18:55:22Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > So, I guess **Otto** ’s the only one have trouble getting the board to load? 'Cause it works fine for me… No, I’ve also had sporadic trouble getting pages to load. It’s infrequent and random, but I agree that it’s frustrating when it _does_ happen. Still nowhere near as bad as it was a couple years ago, though. Oh, and fuck you, Fucky McFuckington. Just to fucking keep up with the fucking theme. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/58 "2005-10-03T19:05:05Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > So, I guess **Otto** ’s the only one have trouble getting the board to load? 'Cause it works fine for me… No. I get occasionaly timeouts, and I’m not on dial-up. ---
**Author:** ![lorinada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5e925/32.png) [@lorinada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorinada)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/59 "2005-10-03T19:08:04Z")
Noticeable difference here, too, and not on dialup, either. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/60 "2005-10-03T19:11:26Z")
Oh, and I fucking forgot to mention I’m on Comcast cable internet via a 56 MBps WiFi connection. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503.md?page=4)