# Hey, you know what would be fucking cool? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 3, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503 "2005-10-03T00:48:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/61 "2005-10-03T19:13:09Z")
Belgium. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/62 "2005-10-03T20:24:29Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > Belgium. Is that Belgish for ‘fuck’? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/63 "2005-10-03T20:38:47Z")
And I really don’t care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn’t fucking there. And I really didn’t care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/64 "2005-10-03T21:12:30Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Perhaps in lieu of Google ads, we could have a fucking tax, not unlike the old fashioned swear jar. Then we could thank **Otto** for having paid up 6 months of bandwidth. [Monty Python][Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one . . .](http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode15.htm#4)[/Monty Python] Tax fucking all you want, I still won’t have to pay one red cent. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![YaWanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/bbce88/32.png) [@YaWanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YaWanna)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/65 "2005-10-03T21:45:59Z")
> [@SkipMagic](#): > > Is that Belgish for ‘fuck’? Excuse me - _ **Belgish?** _ ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/66 "2005-10-03T21:53:46Z")
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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/67 "2005-10-03T21:57:00Z")
> [@Plynck](#): > > fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord fnord … mushroom mushroom! ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/68 "2005-10-03T21:58:59Z")
I’m sorry - I’ve never pointed the ads out before: Baby sleep problems? Step-by-step program teaches any infant to sleep through the night! Moms - Free Baby Products Get Your Free Diapers, Baby Food, Free Baby Shampoo. $500 Value! Premature babies How to care for your premature baby & special skills you need to have Is Your Preemie at Risk? See if your newborn may need preventative treatment for RSV. The big question is - is that from **Jayn’s** post or from all of the fucking going on in here? E. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/69 "2005-10-03T22:05:32Z")
Hey, you know what would be cool? Fucking.Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/70 "2005-10-03T22:07:00Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > Excuse me - _ **Belgish?** _ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/71 "2005-10-03T22:19:24Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > And I really don’t care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn’t fucking there. And I really didn’t care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Oh dear. You’re fucked! ---
**Author:** ![aamco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@aamco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aamco)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/72 "2005-10-03T22:21:34Z")
I think the idea of a fucking swear jar to be pretty fucking brilliant. I wonder if any fucking bulletin boards out there could seriously finance its-fucking-self with such an idea. Pleasant people could have to pay a minimal fee for making their fucking posts, and if you wanted to fucking flame someone, you could pay a small fucking fee. ---
**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/73 "2005-10-03T22:32:20Z")
Damnit. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/74 "2005-10-03T22:36:36Z")
It could be done, but it would be a fucking pain in the ass. vBulletin(like many fucking nanny-knows-best-mother-fucker message board software suites) has a fucking content filter which would strip out our fucking naughty words. Instead of “fuck” you’d see “\*\*\*\*” or something dumbfuck like that. This fucking thread would be a complete fucking mess of asterisks. Mods could put up a tip jar and charge throught the fucking nose to have a post exempted from the fucking filter. I don’t fucking know if this could be automated, but it would almost certainly slow the fucking boards down a whole fuck of a lot. If that happened you can bet some fucker would come in bitching and moaning about how the fucking boards were so fucking slow. Fucking whiny fucks. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/75 "2005-10-03T22:54:21Z")
> [@ZebraShaSha](#): > > Damnit. Some fuckers just don’t want to fucking get with the fucking program. Those fuckers should just get the fuck out of Dodge. Fucking A. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/76 "2005-10-03T22:56:42Z")
> [@YaWanna](#): > > Excuse me - _ **Belgish?** _ Damn Flemsters. Why can’t they keep their sprouts to themselves. Never trust a fuckin’ Belgmish fucker to cover your left flank. If you do, you’re going to get fucked, Prussian style. Meanwhile, if you want to see something that’s really fucked, look at [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Wfm_stata_center.jpg) fucking building. Now, that’s fucked, to the tune of 284M fucking dollars! What the fuck? Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/77 "2005-10-03T23:24:26Z")
> [@Stranger On A Train](#): > > Meanwhile, if you want to see something that’s really fucked, look at [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Wfm_stata_center.jpg) fucking building. Now, that’s fucked, to the tune of 284M fucking dollars! What the fuck? Fuck. And I fucking thought the fucking Dalhousie architects were pretty fucking stoned. Some fuck better fucking well lay the fuck off the fucking pot. ---
**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/78 "2005-10-03T23:32:00Z")
Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You’re a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka You’re an uncle fucka, yes its true Nobody fucks uncles quite like you Shut your fucking face uncle fucka You’re the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn, You just fuck your uncle all day long etc ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/79 "2005-10-04T00:27:08Z")
Jesus cocksucking Christ, you fuckers are fucked. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/80 "2005-10-04T03:44:21Z")
ho! I’m a fucking fish And I’m not fucking funny I’m fucking irritating And I’m bought by fucking cunts They think it’s funny But it’s fucking not They’re fucking cunts Why don’t they all fuck off (repeat forever) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503.md?page=5)