# Hey, you know what would be fucking cool? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 3, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503 "2005-10-03T00:48:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Amblydoper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Amblydoper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amblydoper)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/81 "2005-10-04T07:10:24Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > mushroom mushroom! ROTFFLMFAO, I almost choked on my fucking pretzles Fucker… ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/82 "2005-10-04T07:15:07Z")
> [@Stranger On A Train](#): > > Meanwhile, if you want to see something that’s really fucked, look at [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Wfm_stata_center.jpg) fucking building. Now, that’s fucked, to the tune of 284M fucking dollars! What the fuck? I thought that was going to be a picture of the Fucking/Freedom Tower Site. But I guess we’d be lucky if that only cost $284 million fucking bucks. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/83 "2005-10-04T12:23:07Z")
> [@Ponder Stibbons](#): > > mushroom mushroom! SNAKE!! It’s a fucking SNAKE!!! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/84 "2005-10-04T15:00:17Z")
> [@Stranger On A Train](#): > > Meanwhile, if you want to see something that’s really fucked, look at [this](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Wfm_stata_center.jpg) fucking building. Now, that’s fucked, to the tune of 284M fucking dollars! What the fuck? > > Stranger Fuck! I am so fucking sick of Frank fucking Gehry! Yeah, it was cool the first couple fucking times. Get the fuck over it! Not to mention the design of the fucking Disney hall turned out to be a [total fuck up](http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20041128/news_1n28disney1.html). And now the fucking Corcoran Gallery of Art has hired him to stick [this piece of fuck](http://www.arcspace.com/architects/gehry/corcoran/) right in the middle of D.C.'s classically designed museums and govenment buildings. What a bunch of fucking idiots. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/85 "2005-10-04T15:13:57Z")
This is the song that never fucking ends It just on-and-fucking-on my friend Some fuckers started singing it Not knowing what the fuck it was And they’re still fucking singing it Because, be-FUCKING-cause…! (repeat forever) ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/86 "2005-10-04T15:14:36Z")
I want to teach the world to fuck, in perfect harmony. I want to hold them in my fucking arms and keep them fucking company Mary had a little fuck, his fleece was fucking snow. And everywhere that Mary went \*\*Hal Briston \*\* stalked the fucking lamb. “Are you ready for some fuck-ball??” ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/87 "2005-10-04T18:13:21Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > Fuck! I am so fucking sick of Frank fucking Gehry! Yeah, it was cool the first couple fucking times. Get the fuck over it! Not to mention the design of the fucking Disney hall turned out to be a [total fuck up](http://www.signonsandiego.com/uniontrib/20041128/news_1n28disney1.html). And now the fucking Corcoran Gallery of Art has hired him to stick [this piece of fuck](http://www.arcspace.com/architects/gehry/corcoran/) right in the middle of D.C.'s classically designed museums and govenment buildings. What a bunch of fucking idiots. You know, those fucking sketchs in the first fucking link you provide clarify for me why Gehry-designed buildings look all fucked up. He just grabs a napkin, doodles a bunch of fucking curliques on it, and calls it fucking architecture. It’s a good fucking thing this guy didn’t design the fucking Cathedral at Notre Dame; the funking thing would have come apart like a cheap fucking gold watch. And every fucking thing he designs looks like every other fucking think he designs. Calatrava may be fucked in the head, but at least his designs are fucking original. You know, we’d expect this kind of fucking nonsense from Harvard or Stanford, but fucking MIT? What the fuck were they thinking when they selected that design? Stranger ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/88 "2005-10-04T18:18:27Z")
> [@The Weird One](#): > > [this piece of fuck](http://www.arcspace.com/architects/gehry/corcoran/) _fucking financier looking at the fucking architect’s fucking [conceptual](http://www.arcspace.com/architects/gehry/corcoran/Photo-6.gif) [drawings](http://www.arcspace.com/architects/gehry/corcoran/Photo-7.gif) of the fucking project_ “Give this genius all the $$$ he needs!” WTF??? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/89 "2005-10-04T18:23:21Z")
I bet fucking Gehry is fucking laughing all the fucking way to the fucking bank. Fucking A! ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/90 "2005-10-04T19:12:32Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > I was fucking once. In 1960. For twenty minutes. > > Hey, I had more stamina then. You should try 1920s style fucking. ---
**Author:** ![cerberus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/91 "2005-10-05T02:29:46Z")
fucking UBB test fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/92 "2005-10-05T02:40:05Z")
That just looks so fucking '70’s… ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/93 "2005-10-05T13:53:46Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > SNAKE!! It’s a fucking SNAKE!!! Where? Where? Oh, [there](http://www.domicilium.com/loganandglitz/stars/g-krussell.htm). ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/94 "2005-10-05T14:07:16Z")
Oops. Almost forgot. Fuck. ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/95 "2005-10-05T17:33:04Z")
> [@Genghis Bob](#): > > Just dropped in to say that my response time has been quite satisfactory. At least somebody is getting fucked. > [@Q.E.D.](#): > > I was fucking once. In 1960. For twenty minutes. Hey, I had more stamina then. … … It’s infrequent and random, but I agree that it’s frustrating when it does happen. Still nowhere near as bad as it was a couple years ago, though. Is that due to your fucking WiF[del]e[/del]i? > [@Cervaise](#): > > Jesus cocksucking Christ, you fuckers are fucked. Is that a reference to when Ron Jeremy starred in _Jesus Christ, Superstar_? ---
**Author:** ![Feydeau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/df788c/32.png) [@Feydeau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feydeau)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/96 "2005-10-10T22:10:36Z")
Just stumbled onto this thread. I’ve been experiencing some fucking slow loading of fucking pages (and slow loading of SDMB pages, too, FTR). Fuck. Will no one think of the hamsters? ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/97 "2005-10-10T22:13:29Z")
> [@Feydeau](#): > > Will no one think of the hamsters? Given the nature of this thread, I hope someone wrapped them in duct tape… ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/98 "2005-10-10T23:31:37Z")
To you all. [![](https://metalgeek.com/archives/images/finger.jpg) ](https://metalgeek.com/archives/images/finger.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2005, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/99 "2005-10-10T23:37:04Z")
> [@ltfire](#): > > To you all. > > [http://www.metalgeek.com/archives/images/finger.jpg](http://www.metalgeek.com/archives/images/finger.jpg) Oh, yeah? Fuck your mama! (Okay…that might be a LITTLE over the line…). E. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/100 "2005-10-11T01:10:00Z")
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