# Hey, you know what would be fucking cool? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 3, 2005, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503 "2005-10-03T00:48:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/101 "2005-10-11T21:24:44Z")
Oh, for fuck’s sake… ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/102 "2005-10-12T01:04:37Z")
> [@Elza B](#): > > Oh, yeah? > > Fuck your mama! > > (Okay…that might be a LITTLE over the line…). > > E. Expect a visit from the Secret Service. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/103 "2005-10-12T01:10:43Z")
> [@ltfire](#): > > Expect a visit from the Secret Service. Fuck them, too. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/104 "2005-10-12T01:27:30Z")
[Lonesome Polecat](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=6439693&postcount=20) ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/105 "2005-10-12T01:54:57Z")
There was a young lass from Nantucket Whose favorite expression was “Fuck it!” She cried “Fuck this shit! I’m so sick of it! So fuck off to the Vineyard, you fuckwit!” ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/106 "2005-10-12T03:24:46Z")
> [@Genghis Bob](#): > > Just dropped in to say that my response time has been quite satisfactory. Get fucked! ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/107 "2005-10-12T03:26:36Z")
Wait, what was the OP complaining about again? ---
**Author:** ![tnetennba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tnetennba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tnetennba)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/108 "2005-10-12T03:28:34Z")
I’m sick of people blaming this shit on the hamsters. None of this our fault. We’re underfed and overworked and a lot of you guys could lose a few K’s of bandwidth if you know what I mean. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/109 "2005-10-12T03:42:36Z")
Fuck the hamsters, get some fucking ferrets if you want to speed up the fucking board. ---
**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/110 "2005-10-12T04:09:08Z")
Welllll it’s forty below and I don’t give a fucking, fuckety fuck-fuck I got a heater in my truck And I’m off to the rodeo ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/111 "2005-10-12T15:51:53Z")
> [@Q.E.D.](#): > > Wait, what was the OP complaining about again? Were you listening to the Dude’s story, **Q.E.D.**? You have no frame of reference here. You’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know… wait, what the fuck was my point? Ah, fuck it. Let’s bowl. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Lola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@Lola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lola)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/112 "2005-10-12T16:35:45Z")
Have none of you people heard of “bollocks”. Much better. Wankers (that’s good too.) ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/113 "2005-10-12T17:21:28Z")
Aw, fuck it all… ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/114 "2005-10-12T17:39:17Z")
I haven’t had the occasion all day to scream “fuck it all” at anyone, so I came here. Fuck you all. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/115 "2005-10-12T17:56:40Z")
Would anyone like some making fuck? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/116 "2005-10-12T19:12:25Z")
This fucking thread is still fucking hanging on? Fuck you fucking fuckers. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/117 "2005-10-12T19:45:24Z")
You fuckers don’t have enough to fucking do. ---
**Author:** ![Hung\_Mung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2005, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/118 "2005-10-12T22:38:48Z")
Fuck you, you’re just jealous you didn’t get in sooner, fuck-knocker. ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/119 "2005-10-13T00:44:01Z")
Oh boy. [![](https://la.indymedia.org/uploads/2003/04/finger__liberty_to_bush.gif) ](https://la.indymedia.org/uploads/2003/04/finger__liberty_to_bush.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2005, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503/120 "2005-10-13T13:38:51Z")
I came to the pit to fucking rant about some fucking thing. Then I read this fucking thread and now I can’t fucking remember what the fuck I wanted to fucking rant about. So just, in general, fuck it all! Fuckee fuckee fuckee. And gosh darn it all, too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-you-know-what-would-be-fucking-cool/324503.md?page=7)