# Hey Zeldar: ENOUGH!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [March 24, 2016, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005 "2016-03-24T04:03:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/21 "2016-03-24T08:06:25Z")
I pitted this loon last year, now I’m worried that I’m on a list somewhere.
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### Author:  [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/22 "2016-03-24T08:35:32Z")
> [@BigT](#):
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> Bullshit…You have to have a bee up your bonnet to even notice…Get the fuck over yourself…I actually have reasons to hate you, since you are a bitch sometimes… **.It’s fucking stupid to get angry** over that.
(Bolding mine.)
Feeling “fucking stupid” today, are we?
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### Author:  [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/23 "2016-03-24T12:02:29Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> Seems like the OP should direct her ire at respondents to those thread. If no one responded, they’d sink like stone. I have to admit feeling kind of taken when I responded to one those threads. Sometimes you don’t look to see who the OP is. Thing is, this MB is chock full of people who are just dying to show how smart/well read/etc they are, and given the chance, they’re (we’re) gong to take the bait. It is the nature of this MB.
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> But in the end, it’s in one of the chatty forums, not GD. Those are meant for light hearted fun, so maybe you should just roll with the punches.
I hate all the Zeldar threads as well (and no, I don’t click on them, just roll my eyes as I scroll past them), however, in general the majority of the respondents ARE Zeldar.
Just looking at a current thread, there’s 60 posts and 20 are by him. In ‘second place’ is someone with 6 posts.
When he posts at 6:12 and 6:16 and 7:52 and 8:32 and 8:54 etc all day, he’s the one keep this thread (and the others) current.
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### Author:  [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/24 "2016-03-24T13:06:29Z")
> [@CairoCarol](#):
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> (Bolding mine.)
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> Feeling “fucking stupid” today, are we?
Don’t be silly. Big T feels that way every day.
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### Author:  [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/25 "2016-03-24T13:09:51Z")
Poll:
**Which Zeldar poll is most annoying?**
- Who was the most beautiful MALE celebrity of the 1950s-1960s?
- How often do you check in at SDMB?
- How often does your spouse check in at SDMB?
- How often do you check out other spouses at SDMB?
- Who was the most beautiful FEMALE spouse of the SDMB of the 1950s-1960s?
- In which 5-hour period were you born?
- Dopers from the Grand Duchy of Luxembourg ID Yourselves
- Who was the most beautiful MALE celebrity of the 1950s-1960s?
(Second Pass just to make sure)
- Another look at “not active, due to sitting while posting” users at SDMB
- Do you care about Kanye West?
- Do you care about polls?
- Which Zeldar poll is most annoying to FEMALE celebrities of the 2010s-2020s?
_(Polling is deactivated after any poster starts twenty in a given 24-hour period)_
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### Author:  [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/26 "2016-03-24T13:33:24Z")
> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Just looking at a current thread, there’s 60 posts and 20 are by him. In ‘second place’ is someone with 6 posts.
> When he posts at 6:12 and 6:16 and 7:52 and 8:32 and 8:54 etc all day, he’s the one keep this thread (and the others) current.
I’m sorry, can you present that in excell format?
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### Author:  [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/27 "2016-03-24T13:33:49Z")
Eh, I was more annoyed with **Smapti** ’s greatest hits of X year.
That said, they were wildly popular. So good for him I guess.
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### Author:  [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/28 "2016-03-24T13:36:58Z")
> [@BigT](#):
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> The Pit is for actual grievances, not someone having to skip a line on a page.
Who the fuck died and made you the Pit queen? Who the fuck are you to dictate what is or isn’t pit-worthy?
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### Author:  [@Ramira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ramira)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/29 "2016-03-24T13:39:51Z")
I do not understand the busy bodyism of so many posters here. If he is not jumping into the threads that are not his with non-relevant interventions, why do you care?
Those threads are weird and obsessive, but not anything hateful or objectionable.
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### Author:  [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/30 "2016-03-24T13:41:54Z")
Don’t tell me what is objectionable. Maybe if your grandmother had been killed by a poll, you wouldn’t be quite so sanguine.
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/31 "2016-03-24T13:42:27Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> Who the fuck died and made you the Pit queen?
**Carol Stream** , I think.
(Well, she got banned. In terms of being able to reign as Pit Queen, that’s KINDA like dying.)
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### Author:  [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/32 "2016-03-24T13:47:45Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> Who the fuck died and made you the Pit queen?
Two previous Queens:
1. **Carol Stream**
2. **Opel**!
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### Author:  [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/33 "2016-03-24T13:54:25Z")
> [@digs](#):
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> Two previous Queens:
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> 1. **Carol Stream**
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> 2. **Opel**!
So…very…close.
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### Author:  [@Whiskey\_Dickens](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whiskey_Dickens)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/34 "2016-03-24T13:59:44Z")
> [@Ramira](#):
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> I do not understand the busy bodyism of so many posters here. If he is not jumping into the threads that are not his with non-relevant interventions, why do you care?
> Those threads are weird and obsessive, but not anything hateful or objectionable.
Some people don’t have a lot going on in their lives. Like having their own families, or careers, or even their own households to maintain. Take that simmering anger and disappointment, add in a mild annoyance like someone liking something they don’t like, and boom. Pit thread.
I wish I could say “ **ME TOO** ” but **Zeldar** doesn’t bug me particularly. Kinda feels like picking on the odd kid in class for the crime of being the odd kid in the class.
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### Author:  [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/35 "2016-03-24T14:01:30Z")
> [@bucketybuck](#):
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> I’m sorry, can you present that in excell format?
[No.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=614810)
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### Author:  [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/36 "2016-03-24T14:07:05Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#):
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> At last **BigT** and I are in agreement.
I get the uncomfortable sense that you view this as positive.
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### Author:  [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/37 "2016-03-24T14:28:39Z")
I don’t like his stupid polls either, but I am totally and completely able to ignore them. I don’t really get the drama. Scroll a little faster, bitches.
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### Author:  [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/38 "2016-03-24T14:35:50Z")
> [@Zeldar](#):
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> To leave room for things like these:
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> You are subscribed to this thread Hey Zeldar: ENOUGH!
> Guinastasia Today 11:09 PM
> by Zeldar Go to last post 1 2 The BBQ Pit
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> Snowboarder Bo: Enough with the fucking quarry (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5 6 … Last Page)
> Guinastasia 10-20-2015 02:18 PM
> by Damuri Ajashi Go to last post 710 32,068 The BBQ Pit
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> aceplace57, what the fuck is wrong with you? (Multi-page thread 1 2 3 4 5)
> Guinastasia 09-06-2015 10:24 AM
> by Ravenman Go to last post 245 26,823 The BBQ Pit
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> Jonathan Chance, are you trying to drive new posters away?
> Guinastasia 10-02-2014 01:27 AM
> by ddsun Go to last post 37 3,315 About This Message Board
I am pretty much agnostic about this dispute but I am awarding **Zeldar** full points for this comeback. 🆒 And for the record, _I_ am the Pit Queen.
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### Author:  [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/39 "2016-03-24T14:51:04Z")
I don’t know – look how popular some of Guin’s threads turned out to be. 😉
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### Author:  [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)
#### Post date: [March 24, 2016, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zeldar-enough/750005/40 "2016-03-24T14:57:20Z")
Personally, I’m amused by the need for the “pre-poll data gathering” threads before the actual poll threads. It’s as if these polls actually meant something and weren’t just completely non-statistical and pointless.
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